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AND <strong>THE</strong>RE’S RAMONA DOING <strong>THE</strong> CHARLES-<br />
TON WITH POPE BENEDICT XVI WHILE<br />
ARGUING THAT <strong>THE</strong> CHURCH’S PEDOPHILE<br />
CRISIS IS <strong>THE</strong> CONSEQUENCE OF A MALE<br />
HIERARCHICAL POWER STRUCTURE...<br />
YAWWWN! STILL DON’T CARE!<br />
I’M SORRY ALEXA -<br />
NOTHING’S WORKING!<br />
<strong>THE</strong>RE’S JUST NO WAY TO<br />
MAKE <strong>THE</strong> SELECTION OF<br />
YOUR SUCCESSOR AS MSVU<br />
PRESIDENT IN ANY WAY<br />
FUNNY OR INTERESTING!<br />
AND<br />
SO...<br />
OHHH! AND KATHRYN’S<br />
JUST KICKED DON<br />
CHERRY IN <strong>THE</strong> NUTS!<br />
SIGHHH! OKAY - LET’S<br />
TRY ONE MORE...<br />
TYPICAL! TYPICAL!! AFTER ALL <strong>THE</strong><br />
STRIDES WE’VE MADE IN <strong>THE</strong> LAST<br />
CENTURY, SMART, ACCOMPLISHED,<br />
SUCCESSFUL WOMEN IN NOVA SCOTIA<br />
ARE STILL BEING DENIED AN EQUAL<br />
PLACE IN <strong>THE</strong> ASININE PUNCHLINES<br />
OF A BIWEEKLY MAGAZINE’S CRAPPY<br />
BACK PAGES!<br />
PAPER MIZ MCDONOUGH?<br />
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOLLOWING IN THIS UNIVERSITY’S<br />
GREAT TRADITION OF PROMOTING FEMALE DIGNITY AND EMPOW-<br />
ERMENT, I AM PROUD AT LAST TO INTRODUCE MY REPLACEMENT<br />
AS PRESIDENT - A POWERFUL , WORLD-TRAVELLED AND INTERNA-<br />
TIONALLY RESPECTED WOMAN WITH LITERALLY DECADES OF<br />
LEADERSHIP EXPERIENCE...<br />
DON’T WORRY LADIES — I’VE SET MY HOT TUB TIME MACHINE FOR <strong>THE</strong><br />
MSVU GOVERNORS’ BOARDROOM IN 2010, WHERE YOU CAN ALL PRESENT<br />
YOUR RESPECTIVE ACADEMIC AND ADMINISTRATIVE CREDENTIALS!<br />
HOORAY!!!<br />
ZZZZZ!<br />
SNORE!<br />
DAMMIT! CUT! CUT!!!<br />
I MEAN LOOK AT THIS! O<strong>THE</strong>R PLACES IN <strong>THE</strong> WORLD HAVE LOADS OF<br />
STRONG, POWERFUL FEMALES WHO ARE JUST AS CAPABLE AS ANY MAN<br />
OF PROVIDING <strong>THE</strong> PRETEXT FOR LAZY, NOMINALLY TOPICAL CHEAP<br />
LAUGHS — AND YET WE AT <strong>THE</strong> MOUNT STILL GET ZERO LACK OF RESPECT!<br />
...QUEEN ELIZABETH II (COMING DOWN SOME STAIRS<br />
WE BOUGHT OFF <strong>THE</strong> NOVA SCOTIA TATTOO)!!!<br />
HEM HEM - WE NOW<br />
PRONOUNCE THIS<br />
WAAAHHH JESUS!!!<br />
WELL <strong>THE</strong>N SCREW ‘EM! I DON’T<br />
CARE IF <strong>THE</strong>Y DO THINK IT’S<br />
BORING AND UNFUNNY - WE’RE<br />
JUST GOING TO HIRE <strong>THE</strong> BEST,<br />
MOST COMPETENT AND QUALI-<br />
FIED WOMAN FOR <strong>THE</strong> JOB!<br />
IN FACT - OMIGOD!<br />
YES! <strong>THE</strong>RE SHE IS<br />
- <strong>THE</strong> PERFECT<br />
PRESIDENTIAL<br />
CANDIDATE!!<br />
BRAVO!!! NOW THAT’S COMEDY.<br />
ATLANTIC CANADA FRANK APRIL 13, 2010 29
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