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Lists written in haste have been on Kleenex, napkins, even clean <strong>to</strong>ilet paper, in an emergency! You were probably on a list before you were born. Your name was on a list somewhere, with meaning and origin. I made baby name lists long before my children were born. It was fun. It was hopeful. It was relaxing. Relaxed list-making takes place at a leisurely pace. It lists pleasurable things like vacation destinations, party menu items, <strong>to</strong>pics for speeches and s<strong>to</strong>ries. When writing on favourite paper with a smooth-gliding pen, these lists take on a dream-like quality, where all things are possible and turn out well. Not all list-making is relaxing. Take the Saturday <strong>to</strong>-do list. Drafted on the back of a paycheque envelope, you feel weary with each entry. Looking at hurried handwriting, you know there are not enough hours <strong>to</strong> accomplish the things listed. A wise person once said, a list should be written down, then promptly cut in half, literally folded and <strong>to</strong>rn in half, with half <strong>to</strong>ssed in the trash. Only half of what you listed will by Adina Haas, LaSalle From Daytripping May-June 2010 likely get done. Is this your experience? Your list is for your eyes only. Guard your list. <strong>The</strong> shorthand you have used <strong>to</strong> remind yourself of something may be misinterpreted by others. One of my lists leading up <strong>to</strong> Christmas dinner had included, in red pen, “Clean up blood” as a reminder <strong>to</strong> wipe up drops spilled when my husband cut his finger while cutting wood trim. This item would look very suspicious mingled in with “Iron the tablecloths, Bake the cakes, and Roast the turkey”! Is list-making a skill we are born with or is it something we must learn? I once asked my first-graders <strong>to</strong> make a list. I thought it would be a great activity. I gave them each a $100.00 bill (fake) and prompted them <strong>to</strong> write (on a triplescoop ice-cream cone paper) a list of how they would spend the money. I looked around. How could some of them say they were done? I asked <strong>to</strong> see one list. It said, “All <strong>to</strong> the poor.” How could I condemn that list! It wasn’t the in-depth writing activity I had imagined but it had heart! Other more list-like lists had listed spending on Haiti, on me, and on my prize-box! Lists. We make ‘em, we refer <strong>to</strong> them, we revise them, we misplace them. You know you are overdoing listmaking, when you need a master list <strong>to</strong> keep track of other lists. Since we seem <strong>to</strong> need them, let’s make ‘em fun, keep ‘em simple and realistic, work at accomplishing the things on them. Get out the glitter pens, and colourful pads of paper. We’re makin’ a list. We’re checking it twice and cuttin’ it in half! P A G E 8 Obsolete Task? Winding a watch or clock
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. <strong>Welcome</strong> <strong>to</strong> ... THE <strong>Club</strong> SPRING <strong>2022</strong> Obsolete Task? Calling the movie theatre <strong>to</strong> find out show times. P A G E 9