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Winter issue of Adventure magazine

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SUFFRAGE AND GROWTH<br />

AN ACCIDENTAL ROMANCE<br />

By Paul Fadden<br />

I learned to ski because I needed the<br />

money.<br />

A weird tour through the warped brothels of<br />

Italian immigration had just stripped me of<br />

a life’s savings, direction, and most worldly<br />

possessions. So when I answered a call<br />

promising winter employment high atop<br />

the Chilean Andes, I asked no questions. I<br />

simply said, “Si.”<br />

Raise the stakes; raise the allure, and so it<br />

goes until somebody’s ‘bust’. In my case,<br />

to ‘bust’ meant a fate worse than drowning<br />

by dirty toilet bowl. And I was tip-toeing<br />

the porcelain edge, I knew it. Lumped atop<br />

a kitchen table was a cluster of rumpled<br />

notes, random coins, a wrinkled bank slip<br />

and pocket lint, enough--to the Peso—for<br />

one last roll of the dice.<br />

What followed was a sixty-hour odyssey<br />

aboard two turbulent airplanes and two<br />

asthmatic buses, ending in regurgitation at<br />

the wheel wells of a rusty flatbed driven<br />

by one, Señor Nelson Rubilar Flores—<br />

‘Nelson’ for short.<br />

My broad-faced Chilean patron smiled<br />

widely beneath dancing eyes. He spoke<br />

not a lick of English save a single,<br />

intensely stressed declaration: ‘Eetz-Eem-<br />

Por-Tant.’ Ah Nelson, how right you are.<br />

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