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elow a towering cliff! During our drive through Capital Gorge Don’s 1931 Model A , ‘Old Blue’ began to<br />

struggle. Fuel appeared to be coming from the carby where there was a loose bolt. Once this was tightened<br />

we headed off toward Hanksville which is almost in the middle of nowhere, via a scenic route along a gorge<br />

lined with varied and colourful rock formations. The Hanksville motel was basic but the Red Rock Cafe,<br />

affiliated with it, catered to our culinary needs admirably.<br />

Friday breakfast was just as good. The drive to Goblin Valley saw me<br />

taken by surprise.<br />

We drove over a rim and were met by a valley of goblins – huge mud<br />

like looking rocks that could pass, at a distance, for children’s mud play!<br />

Green River, famous for growing watermelons [but not green] has the<br />

John Wesley Powell Museum. He explored the Colorado River area. On<br />

the return trip to Salina via The San Rafael Swell Don’s car again<br />

struggled – it appeared to be starved of fuel. With many observers and<br />

much assistance the problem was rectified – the clamp joining the<br />

exhaust manifold to the muffler was loose and upside down – with the<br />

result that the carby was overheating and vaporizing the fuel.<br />

There were no further difficulties either en route to Salina or back to Salt Lake City, though Old Blue was<br />

tucked up safely in the trailer.<br />

It goes without saying – I had a fabulous 4 days with the Beehive A’s and wouldn’t have missed it<br />

for the world. I highly recommend making contact with clubs when you plan your holidays – you never<br />

know – you may be lucky enough to be able to join them on tour to new and interesting places too.<br />

I have a little Satnav<br />

It sits there in my car<br />

A Satnav is a driver's friend<br />

It tells you where you are<br />

I have a little Satnav<br />

I've had it all my life<br />

It’s better than the normal ones<br />

My Satnav is my wife<br />

It gives me full instructions<br />

Especially how to drive<br />

"It's thirty miles an hour", it says<br />

"You're doing thirty five"<br />

It tells me when to stop and start<br />

And when to use the brake<br />

And tells me that it's never ever<br />

Safe to overtake<br />

It tells me when a light is red<br />

And when it goes to green<br />

It seems to know instinctively<br />

Just when to intervene<br />

AUSTIN A40<br />

A wonderful car is the Austin.<br />

It is incredibly hard to get lost in.<br />

There‘s four forward gears.<br />

And a large boot for those 2 dozen beers.<br />

The rest just has to be squashed in!<br />

The GPS Lament<br />

It lists the vehicles just in front<br />

And all those to the rear<br />

And taking this into account<br />

It specifies my gear.<br />

I'm sure no other driver<br />

Has so helpful a device<br />

For when we leave and lock the car<br />

It still gives its advice<br />

It fills me up with counselling<br />

Each journey's pretty fraught<br />

So why don't I exchange it<br />

And get a quieter sort?<br />

Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,<br />

Makes sure I'm properly fed,<br />

It washes all my shirts and things<br />

And - keeps me warm in bed!<br />

Despite all these advantages<br />

And my tendency to scoff,<br />

I do wish that once in a while<br />

I could turn the damned thing off !!<br />

<strong>GVVCVC</strong> Journal <strong>Dec</strong>ember 20<strong>12</strong> Page 14

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