Read August's The Edge as a PDF - The Edge Magazine
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Spotted at <strong>The</strong> Fling<br />
And it is so annoying when some people literally refuse to get into focus!<br />
Spotted on the floor somewhere in Chelmsford...<br />
how beautiful is that?<br />
What do you mean, “It’s rude to refer to a young damsel <strong>as</strong> that?”<br />
<strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong> is talking about the bloody pint of beer....beautiful, it looks. In<br />
fact, it’s making the mag feel quite parched just looking at it.<br />
Tut, of course the true object of <strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong>’s desire is the pretty young lady<br />
in question.....but what if she’s got a horrible personality, eh?<br />
She probably h<strong>as</strong>n’t, but with looks like that, you possibly can have and<br />
still get away with it (<strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong> strongly suspects). As in:-<br />
“Hi Chloe” (wild guess).<br />
“Go drop dead, dog breath.”<br />
“But Chloe....I....I....”<br />
“Save it and get out of my face.”<br />
Like <strong>The</strong> <strong>Edge</strong> says, the young l<strong>as</strong>sie in question is probably not called<br />
Chloe and, heaven forbid, doesn’t treat people like that.<br />
BUT with her looks, if she had a mind to, she probably could....and folks<br />
would still keep coming back for more!<br />
...can somebody ple<strong>as</strong>e explain?<br />
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