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Page 8 | Thursday, October 7, 2010 | THE BOWLING NEWS<br />

Ever since Lance Armstrong<br />

won the Tour de France I have<br />

started seeing people wearing<br />

the colorful rubber wrist bands<br />

to show their support for a<br />

cause.<br />

Recently I have started seeing<br />

a lot of bowlers wear them,<br />

however, they are not wearing<br />

them for a cause. It seems that<br />

there is some technology that<br />

has been developed around the<br />

bands and they actually serve a<br />

purpose other than fashion.<br />

I must say that I’m quite the<br />

skeptic about this sort of stuff,<br />

however, I have decided to give<br />

it a shot and see if it does what<br />

is says it does.<br />

<strong>The</strong> one I am wearing is the<br />

EFX Silicone Sports Wristband<br />

that according to the website<br />

indicates that it will increase<br />

balance, strength, and flexibility<br />

and decrease swelling.<br />

Now anyone who has seen<br />

me bowl knows that I have a<br />

horrible habit of falling off of<br />

shots. If this thing does what<br />

it says it will do then I might<br />

become a better bowler. If that<br />

happens then I will be willing<br />

to purchase the necklace,<br />

anklet, and whatever other<br />

body parts they make them for.<br />

While we are on the subject<br />

of fashion I would like to take<br />

a moment to discuss some<br />

of the most recent trends<br />

and fashion errors of today’s<br />

bowlers.<br />

<strong>The</strong> first one that comes<br />

to mind is the wearing of the<br />

white belt. Now, I actually<br />

don’t hate the look. I think<br />

I’m jealous because they only<br />

seem to look good on skinny<br />

people. As a matter of fact, I’m<br />

guessing that the white belt<br />

manufacturer stops making<br />

them after size 36. After all, if<br />

your belly is going to cover the<br />

belt, who cares what color it is.<br />

Another recent fashion is<br />

the bowling jersey. If you’ve<br />

not worn one of those then you<br />

don’t know what you’re missing.<br />

I’m not sure what they’re<br />

made of, but I wish I could get<br />

some sheets made out of the<br />

same stuff. I have never felt a<br />

sexier feeling shirt than I did<br />

when I wore that jersey.<br />

On to the main fashion<br />

negative. That would be the<br />

half shirt. I know it’s not<br />

intended to be a half shirt,<br />

but when shirts get dried they<br />

shrink. Eventually they shrink<br />

to the point where they don’t<br />

cover everything. This is where<br />

the problem begins.<br />

Most people aren’t interested<br />

in seeing how much hair you<br />

have around your navel. That’s<br />

why I want to share my secret<br />

with you. It’s called the swing<br />

test, and I do it before I go<br />

bowling.<br />

I stand in front of the mirror<br />

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and rare back and act like I am<br />

firing the ball down the lane,<br />

and if I see flesh I immediately<br />

change shirts. Even though<br />

that shirt fit me the last time<br />

I wore it, I might have had a<br />

donut or two since so there is<br />

no other way to know if it still<br />

covers everything other than<br />

performing the swing test.<br />

Just remember when in<br />

doubt, upsize, and add an X to<br />

whatever you’re wearing<br />

Is anyone else already tired<br />

of the hype of the Miami Heat?<br />

<strong>The</strong>y just started training camp<br />

and they already have cameras<br />

rolling and showing highlights<br />

from their scrimmage.<br />

Obviously Dwayne Wade<br />

makes me want to stick my<br />

finger down my throat after<br />

he cost the Mavericks an NBA<br />

championship. Lebron James<br />

is wearing me out with all his<br />

talk and his belief that he is<br />

bigger than the game. Finally,<br />

there’s Chris Bosh. He hasn’t<br />

done anything to anger me, but<br />

what’s he done to deserve the<br />

hype that he’s getting. Maybe<br />

it’s because he was hidden<br />

in Canada, but he’s not even<br />

in my top 10 players in the<br />

NBA. I can’t wait till this Heat<br />

experiment turns into complete<br />

failure.<br />

TRACK TO DEBUT<br />

Continued from Page 4<br />

site, Track has made special<br />

arrangements for viewers to<br />

watch the program free of<br />

charge from Oct. 14-17, simply<br />

by logging in to xtraframe.pba.<br />

com as username: Track<strong>Bowling</strong>,<br />

password: vip.<br />

<strong>The</strong> Track ball demonstration<br />

show will feature several<br />

bowlers, including several<br />

Lumber Liquidators PBA Tour<br />

players, bowling on a variety of<br />

lane conditions to highlight the<br />

performance capabilities and<br />

versatility of the ball. Track<br />

Research and Development<br />

engineers will also be on hand<br />

to explain the technical aspects<br />

of the ball and to explore ideal<br />

drilling layouts. Live questions<br />

will be taken from the Track<br />

Facebook and Twitter pages,<br />

and the PBA Facebook page as<br />

well.<br />

During the program, consumers<br />

will be invited to enter<br />

a special drawing through the<br />

Track Web site (www.trackbowling.com)<br />

to win one of<br />

several new Track HP bowling<br />

balls. A new ball will be given<br />

away every weekday for 10<br />

weeks after the worldwide<br />

release date on Nov. 11.<br />

“We are very excited about<br />

this ball and this ball release,”<br />

Figliomeni said. “Track bowling<br />

has never done anything<br />

this extreme and to our knowledge<br />

nothing like this has<br />

ever been done before in our<br />

industry. This ball is unique,<br />

and we needed a unique way<br />

to introduce it; Xtra Frame is a<br />

great way to do that.”<br />

At Red Bird Lanes<br />

Cathey builds 712,<br />

Farrell fields 631<br />

Billy Cathey headed the<br />

leader boards last week at Red<br />

Bird Lanes by logging a sturdy<br />

217-248-247 = 712 Sunday Nite<br />

Mix series.<br />

Jennifer Farrell’s stately 206-<br />

191-234 = 631 Career Girls set<br />

led the Duncanville ladies.<br />

It was a family affair for Farrell<br />

this week as both her sons,<br />

T.J. Rudd and Riley Farrell also<br />

made the paper.<br />

RED BIRD HIGHS<br />

Lauren Daniel 211-600, Roy Childress<br />

220-638, James Cooper 225-634,<br />

Pat Karre 204-528, Betty Anderson<br />

193-537, Rob Billman 249-710, Deanna<br />

Hoffman 207-579.<br />

Jon Edmonds 255-697, Brian Dickerson<br />

247-675, James Parrish 203-570,<br />

Sue Ritter 232-535, Charles Dillabough<br />

246-650, Mary Dryden 195-483, Maizie<br />

Baker 178-483.<br />

Carlos Jimenez 236-671, Lorri<br />

Mason 180-509, Mel Richards 248-681,<br />

Carolyn White 234-585, Larry Martin<br />

219-609, Lynette Berry 181-524, J.C.<br />

Mann 244-655, Erica Ramsey 217-527,<br />

Lee Jones 217-627, Lisa Silva 140-411.<br />

Jimmie Hawkins 215-495, Sandra<br />

Hawkins 163-428, Greg Alexander 235-<br />

616, Sheila Robertson 178-496, Charity<br />

Parker 204-559, Janie McCrain 182-474,<br />

Cindi Wilson 205-197, George Billman<br />

234-554, Karen Gillman 184-508.<br />

At AMF DeSoto<br />

Hittle hits 709,<br />

McCarty mints 606<br />

Les Hittle’s top-notch 224-<br />

262-223 = 709 Pushovers league<br />

series led the scoring parade for<br />

the week at AMF DeSoto.<br />

Erin McCarty, Hittle’s leaguemate,<br />

paced the ladies with a tidy<br />

172-204-230 = 606 set.<br />

OTHER SCORES<br />

Lee Clark 254-645, Joyce Thurman<br />

220-531, Leonard Miller 227-582,<br />

Clydene Murphy 168-469, KB Empy<br />

272-696, Stacey Williams 226-599,<br />

Jimmy Hopgood 204-547.<br />

Lisa Todd 175-427, Jimmie Hawkins<br />

190-510, Marie Anders 156-405, Lonnie<br />

Stewart 206-577, Angela Chalmers<br />

222-578, Robert Aceves 201-569.<br />

Kati Aceves 224-557, Ken Suber Sr.<br />

239-627, Dottie Blanche 177-467, Chris<br />

Shipley 236-676, Deneace Johnson<br />

222-592, Tony Gray 257-674, Sharon<br />

Gilmore 224-590.<br />

SENIORS<br />

Bob Gray 211-579, Kathy Lee<br />

180-478, James Bridges 205-566, Sue<br />

Hill 165-472.

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