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Page 8 | Thursday, October 7, 2010 | THE BOWLING NEWS<br />
Ever since Lance Armstrong<br />
won the Tour de France I have<br />
started seeing people wearing<br />
the colorful rubber wrist bands<br />
to show their support for a<br />
cause.<br />
Recently I have started seeing<br />
a lot of bowlers wear them,<br />
however, they are not wearing<br />
them for a cause. It seems that<br />
there is some technology that<br />
has been developed around the<br />
bands and they actually serve a<br />
purpose other than fashion.<br />
I must say that I’m quite the<br />
skeptic about this sort of stuff,<br />
however, I have decided to give<br />
it a shot and see if it does what<br />
is says it does.<br />
<strong>The</strong> one I am wearing is the<br />
EFX Silicone Sports Wristband<br />
that according to the website<br />
indicates that it will increase<br />
balance, strength, and flexibility<br />
and decrease swelling.<br />
Now anyone who has seen<br />
me bowl knows that I have a<br />
horrible habit of falling off of<br />
shots. If this thing does what<br />
it says it will do then I might<br />
become a better bowler. If that<br />
happens then I will be willing<br />
to purchase the necklace,<br />
anklet, and whatever other<br />
body parts they make them for.<br />
While we are on the subject<br />
of fashion I would like to take<br />
a moment to discuss some<br />
of the most recent trends<br />
and fashion errors of today’s<br />
bowlers.<br />
<strong>The</strong> first one that comes<br />
to mind is the wearing of the<br />
white belt. Now, I actually<br />
don’t hate the look. I think<br />
I’m jealous because they only<br />
seem to look good on skinny<br />
people. As a matter of fact, I’m<br />
guessing that the white belt<br />
manufacturer stops making<br />
them after size 36. After all, if<br />
your belly is going to cover the<br />
belt, who cares what color it is.<br />
Another recent fashion is<br />
the bowling jersey. If you’ve<br />
not worn one of those then you<br />
don’t know what you’re missing.<br />
I’m not sure what they’re<br />
made of, but I wish I could get<br />
some sheets made out of the<br />
same stuff. I have never felt a<br />
sexier feeling shirt than I did<br />
when I wore that jersey.<br />
On to the main fashion<br />
negative. That would be the<br />
half shirt. I know it’s not<br />
intended to be a half shirt,<br />
but when shirts get dried they<br />
shrink. Eventually they shrink<br />
to the point where they don’t<br />
cover everything. This is where<br />
the problem begins.<br />
Most people aren’t interested<br />
in seeing how much hair you<br />
have around your navel. That’s<br />
why I want to share my secret<br />
with you. It’s called the swing<br />
test, and I do it before I go<br />
bowling.<br />
I stand in front of the mirror<br />
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and rare back and act like I am<br />
firing the ball down the lane,<br />
and if I see flesh I immediately<br />
change shirts. Even though<br />
that shirt fit me the last time<br />
I wore it, I might have had a<br />
donut or two since so there is<br />
no other way to know if it still<br />
covers everything other than<br />
performing the swing test.<br />
Just remember when in<br />
doubt, upsize, and add an X to<br />
whatever you’re wearing<br />
Is anyone else already tired<br />
of the hype of the Miami Heat?<br />
<strong>The</strong>y just started training camp<br />
and they already have cameras<br />
rolling and showing highlights<br />
from their scrimmage.<br />
Obviously Dwayne Wade<br />
makes me want to stick my<br />
finger down my throat after<br />
he cost the Mavericks an NBA<br />
championship. Lebron James<br />
is wearing me out with all his<br />
talk and his belief that he is<br />
bigger than the game. Finally,<br />
there’s Chris Bosh. He hasn’t<br />
done anything to anger me, but<br />
what’s he done to deserve the<br />
hype that he’s getting. Maybe<br />
it’s because he was hidden<br />
in Canada, but he’s not even<br />
in my top 10 players in the<br />
NBA. I can’t wait till this Heat<br />
experiment turns into complete<br />
failure.<br />
TRACK TO DEBUT<br />
Continued from Page 4<br />
site, Track has made special<br />
arrangements for viewers to<br />
watch the program free of<br />
charge from Oct. 14-17, simply<br />
by logging in to xtraframe.pba.<br />
com as username: Track<strong>Bowling</strong>,<br />
password: vip.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Track ball demonstration<br />
show will feature several<br />
bowlers, including several<br />
Lumber Liquidators PBA Tour<br />
players, bowling on a variety of<br />
lane conditions to highlight the<br />
performance capabilities and<br />
versatility of the ball. Track<br />
Research and Development<br />
engineers will also be on hand<br />
to explain the technical aspects<br />
of the ball and to explore ideal<br />
drilling layouts. Live questions<br />
will be taken from the Track<br />
Facebook and Twitter pages,<br />
and the PBA Facebook page as<br />
well.<br />
During the program, consumers<br />
will be invited to enter<br />
a special drawing through the<br />
Track Web site (www.trackbowling.com)<br />
to win one of<br />
several new Track HP bowling<br />
balls. A new ball will be given<br />
away every weekday for 10<br />
weeks after the worldwide<br />
release date on Nov. 11.<br />
“We are very excited about<br />
this ball and this ball release,”<br />
Figliomeni said. “Track bowling<br />
has never done anything<br />
this extreme and to our knowledge<br />
nothing like this has<br />
ever been done before in our<br />
industry. This ball is unique,<br />
and we needed a unique way<br />
to introduce it; Xtra Frame is a<br />
great way to do that.”<br />
At Red Bird Lanes<br />
Cathey builds 712,<br />
Farrell fields 631<br />
Billy Cathey headed the<br />
leader boards last week at Red<br />
Bird Lanes by logging a sturdy<br />
217-248-247 = 712 Sunday Nite<br />
Mix series.<br />
Jennifer Farrell’s stately 206-<br />
191-234 = 631 Career Girls set<br />
led the Duncanville ladies.<br />
It was a family affair for Farrell<br />
this week as both her sons,<br />
T.J. Rudd and Riley Farrell also<br />
made the paper.<br />
RED BIRD HIGHS<br />
Lauren Daniel 211-600, Roy Childress<br />
220-638, James Cooper 225-634,<br />
Pat Karre 204-528, Betty Anderson<br />
193-537, Rob Billman 249-710, Deanna<br />
Hoffman 207-579.<br />
Jon Edmonds 255-697, Brian Dickerson<br />
247-675, James Parrish 203-570,<br />
Sue Ritter 232-535, Charles Dillabough<br />
246-650, Mary Dryden 195-483, Maizie<br />
Baker 178-483.<br />
Carlos Jimenez 236-671, Lorri<br />
Mason 180-509, Mel Richards 248-681,<br />
Carolyn White 234-585, Larry Martin<br />
219-609, Lynette Berry 181-524, J.C.<br />
Mann 244-655, Erica Ramsey 217-527,<br />
Lee Jones 217-627, Lisa Silva 140-411.<br />
Jimmie Hawkins 215-495, Sandra<br />
Hawkins 163-428, Greg Alexander 235-<br />
616, Sheila Robertson 178-496, Charity<br />
Parker 204-559, Janie McCrain 182-474,<br />
Cindi Wilson 205-197, George Billman<br />
234-554, Karen Gillman 184-508.<br />
At AMF DeSoto<br />
Hittle hits 709,<br />
McCarty mints 606<br />
Les Hittle’s top-notch 224-<br />
262-223 = 709 Pushovers league<br />
series led the scoring parade for<br />
the week at AMF DeSoto.<br />
Erin McCarty, Hittle’s leaguemate,<br />
paced the ladies with a tidy<br />
172-204-230 = 606 set.<br />
OTHER SCORES<br />
Lee Clark 254-645, Joyce Thurman<br />
220-531, Leonard Miller 227-582,<br />
Clydene Murphy 168-469, KB Empy<br />
272-696, Stacey Williams 226-599,<br />
Jimmy Hopgood 204-547.<br />
Lisa Todd 175-427, Jimmie Hawkins<br />
190-510, Marie Anders 156-405, Lonnie<br />
Stewart 206-577, Angela Chalmers<br />
222-578, Robert Aceves 201-569.<br />
Kati Aceves 224-557, Ken Suber Sr.<br />
239-627, Dottie Blanche 177-467, Chris<br />
Shipley 236-676, Deneace Johnson<br />
222-592, Tony Gray 257-674, Sharon<br />
Gilmore 224-590.<br />
SENIORS<br />
Bob Gray 211-579, Kathy Lee<br />
180-478, James Bridges 205-566, Sue<br />
Hill 165-472.