TWIST E R - Studievereniging TWIST

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We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager.
Mr. Benjamin Porter visited the school yesterday and lectured on “Destructive
Pests”. A large number were present.
Columbia, Tennessee, which calls itself the largest outdoor mule market in the
world, held a mule parade yesterday headed by the Governor.
What is more for the blonde to wear for formal dances than white tulle? My
answer – and I am sure you will agree with me – is “Nothing”.
Migraines strike twice as many women as do men.
The sewer expansion project is nearing completion, but city officials are holding
their breath until it is officially finished.
Our paper carried the notice last week that Mr. Oscar Hoffnagle is a defective
on the police force. This was a typographical error. Mr. Hoffnagle is, of course,
a detective on the police farce.
DEFENDANT’S SPEECH ENDS IN LONG SENTENCE
MILK DRINKERS ARE TURNING TO POWDER
SURVIVOR OF SIAMESE TWINS JOINS PARENTS
THUGS EAT THEN ROB PROPRIETOR
GENETIC ENGINEERING SPILTS SCIENTISTS
WOMEN’S MOVEMENT CALLED MORE BROAD-BASED
SQUAD HELPS DOG BITE VICTIM
AMERICAN SHIPS HEAD TO LIBYA
JUVENILE COURT TO TRY SHOOTING DEFENDANT
STOLEN PAINTING FOUND BY TREE
MAN ARRESTED FOR POSSESSION OF HEROINE
TWO SOVIET SHIPS COLLIDE, ONE DIES
KILLER SENTENCED TO DIE FOR SECOND TIME IN 10 YEARS
BLIND WOMAN GETS NEW KIDNEY FROM DAD SHE HASN’T SEEN IN YEARS
No phonographic pictures allowed.
The first thing they do when a baby is born is to cut its biblical cord.
Poe’s romance with Mrs. Stanard was purely plutonic.
In many states, murderers are put to death by electrolysis.
The Americans really have a free press; it’s incarcerated in their constitution.
Locked in a vault for 50 years, the owner of the jewels has decided to sell them.