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Studentavisen for Agder GRATIS | Januar 2024<br />
EXCHANGE STUDENTS EVALUATION // VINTEREMPATI 101 // BINGO SATIRE // STUDENTENES ULIKE STUDIETEKNIKKER
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LEDER<br />
DET GJEMTE PREMISSET<br />
Da vi gikk inn i det nye tiåret husker<br />
jeg at jeg så på fyrverkeriet med store<br />
blå øyne og tenkte: «Dette skal bli et<br />
godt tiår.» Jeg var full av motivasjon<br />
og håp for at ting skulle bli bedre.<br />
En pandemi, et par kriger og en<br />
dårlig økonomi etterpå går jeg inn<br />
i 2024 med en langt forsiktigere<br />
holdning. For lesingen om samfunnet<br />
vårt er ikke preget av optimisme.<br />
I fjor rapporterte blant andre<br />
Agderposten og FVN om alenefaren<br />
Tom Terjesen med fire jobber, som<br />
valgte å bruke 721 kroner på mat<br />
fremfor kommunale avgifter. Det<br />
resulterte i at Arendal kommune<br />
ville tvangsselge boligen hans.<br />
På julaften slapp NRK en sak titulert:<br />
«1980-tallet: Gammel og fattig,<br />
2020-tallet: Ung og fattig». Der viser<br />
de til tall fra OECD som viser at de<br />
nye fattige er de unge voksne. I 2021<br />
utgjorde aldersgruppen 18-25 hele<br />
26% av de fattige i Norge. Risikoen for<br />
å være ung og fattig i Norge er nesten<br />
dobbelt så høy som i resten av Europa.<br />
Og det blir ikke lettere når husleien<br />
øker. Vanja Hagen fortalte til FVN for<br />
et år siden om hvordan økt husleie ga<br />
trange kår som student på Sørlandet.<br />
Nå som renta har økt gang på gang<br />
benytter mange huseiere seg av<br />
muligheten for å justere leien opp<br />
etter konsumprisindeksen. Alt dette<br />
gjør det vanskelig å være student,<br />
tross en flott lånekasseordning<br />
og gratis offentlig utdanning.<br />
Det er dette jeg har i tankene når<br />
jeg nå trer inn i stillingen som<br />
ansvarlig redaktør for Unikum. Jeg<br />
vil benytte denne stillingen til å<br />
sette lys på studentenes tilværelse<br />
her på Sørlandet. Det er allment<br />
kjent at levekåra nå er trange. Men<br />
for studenter er det som om det<br />
er et gjemt premiss om at det skal<br />
være trangt. Det vil jeg utfordre.<br />
Hvis du har en historie å fortelle må<br />
du gjerne ta kontakt med meg. Send en<br />
epost til redaktor@unikumnett.no om<br />
du har noe du vil dele med Unikum.<br />
INNHOLD<br />
4 Vinterempati 101<br />
6 Exchange Students Evaluation<br />
12 Agony Aunt<br />
14 Flashcards, Quizer og Kollokviegrupper -<br />
Les om Studentenes ulike Studieteknikker<br />
16 Culture Calendar<br />
19 Poem: In Winter’s Grasp<br />
20 Short-story: A Colorless Polychrome<br />
22 Folk Dance in Kristiansand<br />
25 Pit Stop<br />
26 Review: Mean Girls<br />
28 Satire: My 2024 Bingo Card<br />
30 Poduniverset<br />
Pål Øymoen<br />
redaktor@unikumnett.no<br />
4843 1050<br />
UTGITT AV: Studentavisen Unikum, ved Universitetet i Agder<br />
POSTADRESSE: Serviceboks 422, 4604 Kristiansand S<br />
BESØKSADRESSE: Universitetsveien 24, 4630 Kristiansand S<br />
ORG.NR.: 984 544 677<br />
TELEFON: 911 45 962<br />
EPOST: redaktor@unikumnett.no<br />
NETTSIDE: unikumnett.no<br />
TWITTER: twitter.com/unikumnett<br />
FACEBOOK: facebook.com/studentavisenunikum<br />
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/unikumnett<br />
Publisert Januar 2024<br />
Utgave nummer 01<br />
Unikum er studentavisen ved Universitetet i Agder og andre<br />
institusjoner tilknyttet Studentsamskipnaden i Agder. Avisen er<br />
politisk og religiøst uavhengig, og blir drevet på frivillig basis.<br />
Unikum følger Vær Varsom-plakaten og redaktørplakaten. Føler<br />
du deg urettferdig behandlet eller på noen måte uriktig fremstilt<br />
av Unikum, ber vi deg kontakte redaksjonen.<br />
Redaksjon:<br />
ANSVARLIG REDAKTØR :<br />
Pål Øymoen<br />
REDAKTØRER:<br />
Nettredaktør<br />
Nyhetsredaktør<br />
Kulturredaktør<br />
Fotoredaktør<br />
Debattansvarlig<br />
GRAFISK ANSVARLIG:<br />
Natalia Bogdanova<br />
FORSIDE:<br />
Foto: Karen Sophie Lund<br />
Ferdinand Arntzen<br />
Natasha Agatha Wangui<br />
Randi Andersdotter<br />
JOURNALISTER/SKRIBENTER:<br />
Adam Zawadzk, Alexander Horpestad, Alice Soleng,<br />
Ángels Aguilera, Aurora Trondsen Flatvoll, Freya<br />
Thomson, Halvor Nyhus Hagen, Jakub Świerkocki,<br />
Jay Voltaire, Michael Campbell, Natalia Bogdanova,<br />
Natasha Agatha Wangui, Tobias Klausen, Vilde Hagen<br />
Svanberg<br />
FOTOGRAFER:<br />
Karen Sophie Lund, Natalia Bogdanova, Natasha Agatha<br />
Wangui, Ángels Aguilera, Michael Campbell, Jay Voltaire,<br />
Freya Thomson<br />
DESKEN:<br />
Alexander Horpestad, Alice Soleng, Natalia Bogdanova, Pål<br />
Øymoen, Tobias Klausen, Sharmaarke Mohamed, Julia Artuna,<br />
Vlad Pop<br />
KORREKTUR:<br />
Michael Campbell, Silje Gullhav, Martin Hoftun, Mattis<br />
Johannessen, Tobias Klausen, Åshild Magnesen, Alice Soleng,<br />
Vilde Hagen Svanberg, Pål Øymoen<br />
DAGLIG LEDER:<br />
Marion Bjørndal Søviknes<br />
TRYKKING:<br />
Bjorvand & Co<br />
OPPLAG:<br />
450<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 3
AK TUELT<br />
Vinterempati 101<br />
Ida Marie Bruun<br />
Skribent<br />
Illustrasjon: Freepik // freepik<br />
Det kan være skikkelig vanskelig å vite hvordan man skal møte en<br />
venn som ikke har det bra. I tillegg til de som opplever sorg eller<br />
sliter med psykiske plager, opplever hele 5-10% av befolkningen<br />
det vi kaller vinterdepresjon. Dette kan være usynlig, eller av og<br />
til innebære isolasjon og dårlige vaner. Hvordan skal vi forholde<br />
oss med empati til de som sliter, og kan vi hindre dem i å ta dårlige<br />
valg?<br />
Vinterdepresjon er en mild eller moderat form for depresjon som<br />
slår inn i vinterhalvåret. Det følger gjerne mørketiden, og blir<br />
bedre igjen når dagene blir lengre. Kanskje legger du merke til at<br />
vennen din trekker seg unna, isolerer seg og slutter å stille opp for<br />
deg. Kanskje de slutter å ta vare på seg selv, tar dårlige valg, eller<br />
virker likegyldige og apatiske til ting de før har likt.<br />
Vår første reaksjon er ofte å ville hjelpe. Velmenende råd kommer<br />
automatisk på løpende bånd når noen vi er glade i plutselig tar<br />
dårlige valg for seg selv eller ikke har det bra. Vi vil så gjerne gjøre<br />
eller si noe som kan forandre situasjonen. Vi vil gjerne hjelpe til å<br />
finne løsningen. Men her er det viktig å trå varsomt.<br />
Råd kan overraskende nok oppleves som bagatellisering av<br />
problemet, eller som kritikk. Er man deprimert, så kan et vennlig<br />
forslag om å gå turer ute høres ut som «hvis du bare hadde gått litt<br />
mer tur, så ville alle problemene dine vært løst». Depresjon kalles<br />
også «å være syk i viljen», og med god grunn. Problemet er ikke at<br />
man ikke vet hva som er bra, men at man ikke evner å gjennomføre<br />
det. Å bli minnet på tingene man ikke lenger orker å gjøre, kan<br />
gjøre vondt verre.<br />
Det er også viktig å huske på at vi bare vet det lille som blir delt<br />
med oss. Vi ser ikke hele det kompliserte bildet, hva som har ført<br />
til at noen har det vanskelig, eller deres unike behov og måte å<br />
fungere på. Vi vet heller ikke alt vedkommende prøver eller gjør<br />
når vi ikke ser på. Det er et dårlig grunnlag å basere råd på. Det<br />
er ofte veldig sammensatt når vi ikke har det bra, og det finnes<br />
mest sannsynlig ikke én enkel løsning. Man kan derfor føle seg<br />
misforstått når noen kommer med urealistisk enkle løsninger, eller<br />
råd som kanskje er helt irrelevante for den som sliter. Du kan ikke,<br />
og skal ikke behandle eller redde din venn. Du kan bare støtte dem.<br />
En bedre ide enn å komme med råd, er å gjøre det enklere for<br />
vedkommende å få positivinput. Inviter med på en tur, tilby deg<br />
å lage mat til dere, inviter til kosekveld – uten noe press om å bli<br />
med. Gjør sosiale aktiviteter tilgjengelige og lavterskel. Kom heller<br />
med oppmuntringer enn med råd. I stedet for «har du prøvd å<br />
trene?» kan du kanskje prøve «jeg vil bare minne deg på at du er<br />
super, og at du og kroppen din er verdt å ta vare på!» Og i stedet<br />
for «det hjelper ikke å sitte alene, du burde komme deg mer ut»,<br />
prøv «vi savner deg, du er så gøy å være sammen med». En god<br />
tommelfingerregel er å droppe ordet «burde» fullstendig.<br />
Og kanskje enda bedre enn oppmuntringer og tilrettelegging: lytt.<br />
Øv deg på å ikke komme med løsninger og råd, men å bare validere<br />
det personen uttrykker. «Det høres veldig frustrerende ut». «Takk<br />
for at du delte dette med meg». «Så vondt at du har det sånn». Det<br />
å tillate kjipe ting å være kjipt, er en viktig del av det å bearbeide<br />
følelsene for å kunne komme seg videre fra dem senere.<br />
4
En annen følelse som kan melde seg hos deg er skuffelse. Det kan<br />
være sårende når en venn plutselig ikke setter av like mye tid til<br />
deg som før, og tilsynelatende ikke viser noen interesse for deg og<br />
ditt liv lenger. Men det er viktig å huske en ting; det handler ikke<br />
om deg. Og det mener jeg som en oppmuntring! Du skal ikke tro at<br />
dette handler om at du ikke er god nok eller interessant nok. Du er<br />
verdt å lytte til, bruke tid med, og du er verdt å lage rom for. Men<br />
når alt er mørkt, og alt handler om å komme seg gjennom dagen,<br />
har man ingenting å gi. Å forholde seg til andre kan føles helt<br />
umulig når man er deprimert, uansett hvor glad man er i noen. Det<br />
er depresjonen som er i førersetet.<br />
Det er urettferdig at det går utover deg, og det er ikke din skyld,<br />
men prøv å ikke ta det personlig. Hvis du trenger det, minn deg selv<br />
konstant på at det ikke handler om deg. Du kan også søke støtte et<br />
annet sted for å få snakket ut om følelsene dine som pårørende<br />
venn. Forventninger fra andre kan føles som en enorm byrde når<br />
man har det vanskelig. Å konfrontere vennen din med at de svarer<br />
seint på meldinger, har forandret seg eller er en dårlig venn, kan<br />
føre til at personen føler seg enda mer alene og isolert. Hvis du<br />
trenger å snakke med dem om det, kan det være lurt å vente til<br />
vennen din har det bedre.<br />
Hvis du ønsker å hjelpe, la vennen din vite at du er der for dem på<br />
deres premisser. Hvis de ønsker å snakke, henge eller bare tenke<br />
på noe annet litt. Om de ønsker råd eller bare et lyttende øre, fortell<br />
dem at du er der når de er klare. Hvis det er vanskelig for noen å<br />
være sammen med andre, kan du være der for dem på avstand.<br />
Gi dem rom, men vis omsorg. Send eller stikk innom med en liten<br />
kosepakke, blomster eller et koselig kort. Tålmodighet og aksept er<br />
noe av det mest hjelpsomme vi har å tilby hverandre. I motsetning<br />
til det mange tenker, vil ikke aksept oppmuntre dårlige vaner<br />
og valg. Det vil faktisk heller gjøre det trygt å ta tak i ting. Skam<br />
påvirker oss negativt og forsterker dårlig adferd, mens aksept og<br />
trygghet styrker selvfølelsen og motivasjonen til positiv endring.<br />
Vinterdepresjon, sorg og generelt psykiske plager kan også være<br />
helt usynlige. En person trenger ikke å isolere seg, endre adferd<br />
eller virke trist for å ha det vondt. Alle har en psykisk helse, og<br />
det å ha det vanskelig er en del av livet. Ingen er immune, det er<br />
ikke forbeholdt en viss gruppe mennesker. Spør vennene dine<br />
om hvordan de har det, og kjenn etter selv også. Spesielt nå i<br />
mørketiden. Mørke, kulde og mindre aktivitet påvirker nok oss alle<br />
til en viss grad. Vi trenger alle aksept, støtte og empati!<br />
Jeg tenker at rådene ovenfor kan være nyttige i møte med andre,<br />
uansett om de deler om helseplager, utfordringer i relasjoner, at de<br />
har det vanskelig, eller noe som frustrerer dem i hverdagen. Men<br />
hvis du bare skal ta med deg én ting fra denne saken – la det være<br />
dette siste rådet: Spør andre hva de trenger. Spør om de ønsker<br />
råd, eller om de bare vil bli lyttet til. Spør om de har lyst til å ha<br />
det gøy, snakke eller om de trenger tid alene. Spør hvordan du kan<br />
stille opp for dem. Det er så uendelig mye bedre enn å anta at vi vet<br />
hva som kan være til hjelp. Og du - spør gjerne deg selv også: Hva<br />
trenger jeg i dag?<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 5
OPINION DEBATE<br />
EXCHANGE STUDENTS EVALUATION<br />
Illustration: Freepik // freepik; macrovector<br />
Photos: Unikum // Ángels Aguilera, Michael Campbell, Jay Voltaire, Freya Thomson<br />
Jakub, Poland<br />
The first time I fell in love with Norway was when I was on the bus to Kristiansand and<br />
I could see the lakes, the forest, the nature that Norway is connected to.<br />
As an exchange student, I will always remember Norway with a warm heart. It gives me<br />
feelings that I’ve never experienced to that scale. One of them is freedom: the ability to<br />
speak your mind and be yourself without judgement. The second one is safety: the inner<br />
feeling that you are protected no matter who you are or from where you are from.<br />
Studying at UiA gives me hope that there is education wherever you want to study,<br />
as opposed to Poland, my home country. In my opinion Polish universities are built<br />
on fear that people will not learn anything unless you put many classes and tests in<br />
their schedule. When I was studying at UiA, I felt the trust that you came here to learn<br />
and expand your knowledge. Also, the most important thing that I learned is that the<br />
university is a public university. I felt very welcomed when the pride flag was not<br />
only shown during pride month, but for the whole time, even the day when I left my<br />
exchange. Worth mentioning too is UiA’s rector Whittaker: a person that I met and<br />
talked to. Instead of showing her position or distancing herself from students, she had<br />
dinner with the student organizations and sat in the middle of it talking to everyone.<br />
In terms of student or town activities, I have to say: Unikum is the best organization<br />
ever created on the ground of the university. Not only could I write about the topics I am<br />
interested in, create and participate in some cool events, but I also bonded with people,<br />
creating long lasting relationships through the whole process of student exchange.<br />
Except the best place you can go, I attended several drag shows that were perfect. There<br />
was energy and fun there. I even tried drag because of the Unikum tries and because of<br />
that I connected to the queer drag community.<br />
Norway will also remind me of the country of the first tries. First time trying drag, first<br />
time voting in the polish elections, first time switching pronouns to they/them, first time<br />
performing and winning a lipsync, first time going to the drag and burlesque show, first<br />
time switching my lifestyle to vegan. So many first tries that I would be scared to try in<br />
Poland. This made me braver than I ever was. The bravery to continue with the things<br />
that I like.<br />
Also, there is a special place in my heart for the global lounge. If I had to pick a place<br />
where exchange student life is happening, it would definitely be there. The interns,<br />
Alicja, Sarah and Van, made the place so cozy and I have to say again: I’m so sorry for<br />
putting the soy sauce on the couch! These people answered many of my complicated<br />
questions and they help people on every issue which ever existed!<br />
I love Unikum, my drag and the Global Lounge,<br />
Jakub<br />
6
Michael, England<br />
A chapter has come to<br />
a close for the exchange<br />
students of the 2023<br />
Autumn term, some<br />
may even feel inclined<br />
to view it as the end of<br />
an era. While packing<br />
away my room and<br />
slowly boxing-up<br />
memories of the past six<br />
months, it was easy to<br />
feel down about leaving<br />
my new home from home. To myself and others, Norway has<br />
come to mean so much. Taking the opportunity to study abroad<br />
has quite honestly been the best thing I have ever done for myself.<br />
I’ve been continuously shocked by how good life has treated me<br />
when adventuring outside of the same-old-same-old.<br />
I am a second year Fine Art student from the UK and I find it quite<br />
safe to say that I found what I’ve been looking for at UiA. The<br />
profound comfort which I felt in my day-to-day life in Kristiansand<br />
was something new and wholly unexpected to me and my family.<br />
Being in Norway felt right, it just suited me. Having never left<br />
that small island with the big attitude, I was unaware that leaving<br />
home (I mean really leaving home, not just moving to the next<br />
city) teaches you things that seem stupidly obvious in perspective.<br />
For myself, I found that the degree came second for once. I was<br />
able to explore past my paintings and textbooks and instead spend<br />
time with precious new friends, something I have only learned to<br />
pursue through leaving the (dis)comfort of the UK.<br />
I have loved the inability to escape nature in Norway, the<br />
everyday is rightfully built into and around the natural world:<br />
seeing kindergartens on hillsides, with mountainous rocks jutting<br />
out into the playground, woodland trails around the back of uni<br />
which lead to nowhere and everywhere at the same time, and a<br />
close-nit community of student housing, with views you couldn’t<br />
hope to find anywhere else. The views are different to back home.<br />
We have mountains and forests of course, but they honestly pale in<br />
comparison to the wildlife quite literally living on your doorstep.<br />
Not to sound like I’m trying to win back Norwegian residence<br />
(though I certainly wouldn’t turn it down), during the semester<br />
I had the pleasure of spending time with the kindest, most<br />
welcoming people one could hope to meet. It surprised me how<br />
taking this chance landed me in the exact right place to make so<br />
many friends and meet the likeminded people I was promised<br />
I’d find back in my first year of university. Taking the initiative<br />
to meet people was nerve-wracking, but it helped that joining<br />
clubs or going to social events were accessible and free here. The<br />
paywall in front of societies at UK universities is ridiculous and<br />
has prevented me from having a similar experience at my home<br />
university. That being said, I might have to suck it up and dish out<br />
some money in the coming semester to make the most of my time<br />
there.<br />
I’m so grateful to<br />
have been welcomed into Unikum to write articles<br />
and proofread: something I’d never envisioned for myself and<br />
now don’t want to lose (even from across the sea). In the short time<br />
of being there I made memories I’m determined not to forget, and<br />
even though I can’t remember every detail of some of the socials<br />
(no prizes for guessing why), I know they were some of the best<br />
times I’ve ever had. Now, I could continue gushing over Unikum<br />
but that would likely push the word count a bit far. So, might I<br />
suggest incoming internationals also make note of any Linguistica<br />
socials on the calendar. They’re a lovely group of people and I met<br />
some of my closest friends through their events. The sheer number<br />
of activities and events going on in the city, at the university and<br />
at BARE hosted by all of these groups is commendable, and varied<br />
in a way which I cannot liken to my experience back home.<br />
If you haven’t invested in wool, granted, you might be losing a few<br />
fingers and toes during the winter. But at least your heart will be<br />
warm with the good company you’ll keep.<br />
Like anything, going on exchange is what you make of it. Not<br />
everything has been sunshine and rainbows. So, if you want my<br />
advice: stay well away from the bus for tog, check the alcohol laws<br />
of any country you plan on living in (tears of a 19 year old), and<br />
don’t bother yourself over the superhuman levels of cleanliness<br />
the student housing will demand of you. There’s so much else<br />
you could spend your time on and, unfortunately, that third issue<br />
seems to be something many students have suffered for.<br />
Something I cannot and will not forget, is the chances I took and<br />
the times I told myself to just go and try something, because that’s<br />
when I was able to really learn how to live. So, thank you UiA. For<br />
me you have been the key to a much less lonely university life (and<br />
with any luck, beyond that). I can’t wait to come back, hopefully<br />
next time with a higher understanding of simple Norwegian than<br />
a grade B.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 7
Àngels, Spain<br />
My personal experience at UiA as an Erasmus Student was<br />
fantastic. The welcome from the Erasmus Student Association<br />
(ESN) was extremely useful for both logistical organisation (what<br />
I needed to do, what I needed to know, where I had to go…) and<br />
social exchanges (activities, barbeques, get togethers, tours…).<br />
All I knew from friends that had done a semester abroad was<br />
“find the people from your own country and stick with them,<br />
or you’ll be on your own.” While that was true at UiA for some<br />
people, Orientation Week with buddy groups opened a whole<br />
other reality for me. I was able to meet and become friends with<br />
a variety of people.<br />
Nevertheless, if I had to criticize something, I would mention how<br />
luck plays a big role when it comes to the buddies you get. Not<br />
only because of the activities that they prepare for you, but also<br />
for their involvement with the group. Despite the differences in<br />
experiences between buddy groups, the first week of the semester<br />
works wonders to meet new people, and if your buddies are not<br />
active, be active yourself! ESN organises many events that are<br />
open to all international students and those are the best ones in<br />
my opinion. Apart from that first week, UiA was a great place to<br />
study and socialise. The classes were really easy to follow and<br />
absolutely accessible to internationals (as were most of the clubs<br />
or activities offered). I consider Kristiansand a great place to<br />
spend your semester abroad: easy classes, welcoming university,<br />
and a lot of new people to meet from all over the world.<br />
8
Adam, Scotland<br />
My name is Adam Zawadzki and I’m studying the MFA Photography course at York St John<br />
University. After 144 days, I departed Norway for Scotland concluding a truly monumental 20-<br />
week semester overseas that was, quite honestly, one of the greatest experiences of my life. I didn’t<br />
undertake a study abroad experience during my BA (Hons) Journalism course at Edinburgh Napier<br />
University, so I really went for this one!<br />
During my time at the University of Agder, watching and listening to the other students I met from<br />
Norway, France, Spain, Germany, Italy, Poland, Hungary, Latvia, Czech Republic, China, Argentina<br />
and the United States (and more, of course) transformed my perspective of the social, cultural and<br />
educational psyche in and out of Europe beyond description.<br />
Kristiansand is so very beautiful. All these students speak English to be able to understand each<br />
other and the experience of interacting with my language spoken by hundreds of different accents<br />
has crystallised how essential it is now to be able to speak more than one. So, I’ll need to do that as<br />
well. I plan to return within the next six months.<br />
I loved the board games and film nights with my fellow international exchange students: truly the<br />
most wonderful people. I adored clubbing every week with the local nightlife in Harvey’s (even<br />
though, as the weather worsened, it became more of a mission each time)and attending every free<br />
food and drinks event I could possibly manage, which I consider essential networking. Oh, and<br />
regarding the degree, the theory and practice was undoubtedly challenging but was as mentally<br />
stimulating as it was creatively exciting.<br />
During my time as part of Unikum, the student newspaper, I wrote five film reviews, co- wrote<br />
five culture calendars and accrued another five certificates. We passed five workshops, three<br />
assignments and made a music video. We flew drones, hosted movie nights and fell over twice on<br />
the ice. We hosted six podcast episodes, attended three cabin trips (to Nærses, Preikestolen and<br />
Hovden) and boarded the Color Line ferry to Denmark three times, mainly for the all-you-caneat<br />
buffet, which was bloody gorgeous. While the round trip was seven-and-a-half hours, I only<br />
ever spent an hour in Denmark each time. I met another international exchange student from<br />
the United States and because she undertook her first study abroad semester at the University of<br />
Stirling in Scotland, where I come from, we vibed like a house on fire. As such, our trips on the ferry<br />
hold very special memories for me.<br />
We watched, we listened, we read, we thought and felt our way through uncharted territory. Our<br />
reward was a new excursion/conversation/experience that made every day that we were there<br />
so unbelievably exhilarating. We found ourselves in other people who we’d never have met if we<br />
hadn’t decided to go and explore. Whenever we want to go to Norway, Germany, Spain, France,<br />
Italy, Austria, Poland, Belgium, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, the United States (or elsewhere<br />
in the United Kingdom), there are great and glorious new friends there waiting for us to arrive.<br />
We worked harder than ever thought possible and learned more about ourselves than could<br />
conceivably imagine. Namely, who you are is enough and you can make great friends wherever<br />
you go in the world regardless of age, race, class, gender and geography. By being<br />
curious, interested and engaged in others, the courtesy was returned with even greater embrace.<br />
By saying yes, by showing up, by being yourself. It was everything I thought University would,<br />
could and should be. It was, as a microcosmic experience of the world we live in now; euphoric.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 9
Wafa’a, England<br />
Studying abroad was an opportunity I never thought about because it was something I didn’t know that I would have the<br />
chance of taking. It was a whole new experience that I knew nothing of, and from there I knew it would teach me a lot.<br />
Whilst I cannot say that the study abroad team at home were always useful, I can say that the team at UiA were able to<br />
handle things appropriately and in good timing. What I didn’t expect was everything that studying abroad would bring<br />
to me.<br />
Being away in a new country with a new culture and learning a new language developed me in a personal sense but<br />
also in an academic sense. The education system was a pleasant change and one that opened my eyes on the various<br />
methods of teaching and assessment – such that I can apply to my studies at home and even in my future career. Aside<br />
from those benefits, I learned a lot more about myself in an environment that felt both warm and welcoming. Meeting<br />
people from different countries in Norway was a lot more helpful and was a factor that I didn’t think too much of until<br />
I associated myself with it.<br />
What I will say is the concept of the Buddy Groups should be developed. It is an ideal concept in theory, but in practice<br />
it is something that needs various changes. For starters, not all of the groups clicked in terms of all creating a small<br />
community where questions could be asked and where events within the circle were regularly organised. For some<br />
groups such as the one I was placed in, communications ceased within a week or two after the welcome week. That<br />
is something that I feel could have been improved. It is important for weekly check-ins and for events that cater to<br />
everyone to be offered for a stronger bond to be formed.<br />
From the start, I knew I would not be living on campus and did have the initial fear of perhaps missing out once again<br />
from the ‘full student experience’ especially living 30 minutes away from the university by bus. Back home, I commuted<br />
to university and quickly found myself not engaging in social events (possibly for the best to be fair), but I wasn’t too<br />
bothered about it. Being in Norway, I wanted to push myself and do things that I never had before. Sure, the travel<br />
was a bit of a pain sometimes, but I welcomed it. Travelling there and back still allowed me to be social and gave me a<br />
chance to look at Norway from a day-to-day living perspective rather than the tourist’s outlook. Norway felt comforting<br />
and was a place where I needed to realise stuff about my own self as well as things that can be applied when I reached<br />
home. I will always be thankful for this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and will be grateful to the teams that allowed it<br />
to happen. It was definitely something I needed. It boosted my independence and sense of self. Studying at UiA was a<br />
positive experience and contributed to the sense of learning that I typically go for, and it welcomed me into my 2nd year<br />
of university very well. Need an adventure? Take up a study abroad experience.<br />
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Freya, England<br />
My first semester at UiA was amazing. I think the best thing I got out of it was<br />
personal growth. I had to have a new level of independence as well as face<br />
things which were uncomfortable to me. I managed to do a lot of travelling<br />
in semester one which allowed me to tune into my more spontaneous side<br />
which is a side I often shy away from.<br />
I think my biggest challenge was meeting people in many situations. I have<br />
found the first people you make friends with are unlikely to be your friends<br />
in the end because you sort of rush and force that first friendship. But by<br />
the end of the semester, I had made some amazing friends through a shared<br />
love of Taylor Swift and I miss them very much.<br />
To all those considering a semester abroad: Do it! You will get to experience<br />
so much! What is even more valuable is what you learn about yourself and<br />
how much you will see yourself grow.
Jay, New Zealand<br />
Norway is about as far away from Aotearoa, New Zealand as one can get! But I was set on<br />
doing an exchange here as soon as I knew it was possible. First came all the paperwork and<br />
waiting to see if I was accepted on UiA’s side, then came the trip itself. On the NZ end my<br />
exchange team were warm and helpful at any opportunity, but I was a bit of a guinea pig<br />
because they’d had a team change over since they last were able to send a student overseas<br />
2 years ago! So, some things had to be figured out, whereas on the Norway side everything<br />
seemed to run as a greased wheel for the admin stuff.<br />
New Zealand has a similar green image and geology to Norway. As countries I notice<br />
we both take pride in our hiking scene. I wish I could have taken full advantage of the<br />
trails here but my disabilities held me back. But I was impressed by the walks close to the<br />
Kristiansand campus! The lakes are right nearby and are wonderful places to spend time.<br />
There is so much I could go into about my experience, but here‘s two standouts: a positive<br />
and a negative. Positive would be the events, with so much more to do than where I am<br />
from! Taking advantage of BARE and the university student associations was a fabulous<br />
way to meet new people my age. On the flip side, I was shocked to find that there was no<br />
print out to come with my grade explaining it, and how it fit into the rubric. I was told I<br />
could request it by talking to my head of department, but back home it is defaulted. I think<br />
the NZ way is better for transparency and helps me figure out what I need to work on.<br />
Being disabled I often encounter complications when doing new things, arriving in Norway<br />
was no different. I think my biggest hurdle was moving stuff. If it hadn’t been for being<br />
able to arrive on arrival day, I have no idea how I would have moved my luggage to my<br />
apartment. In the first few weeks I had so much trouble with my groceries but no one I<br />
talked to had any advice until someone guided me to the one food delivery service that<br />
would work.<br />
Both countries are quite expensive right now. Norway has a reputation overseas, but in<br />
general I found that NZ prices are close. Notably the quality of things in Norway appears<br />
to be higher to me, whether that be food (less processed etc), or home goods and clothing.<br />
I tried not to count pennies though. Being on an exchange was a once in a life time<br />
experience, but I did have to be extra conscious of my spending. Many unforeseen costs<br />
come up when you are living away from your home country. You find you cannot borrow<br />
things from people. Your stuff breaks. Or you find something isn’t going to work overseas<br />
(not being able to pay for things because you cannot have a Norwegian bank account is a<br />
real problem.) It’s these sort of things people take for granted when they live somewhere.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 11
Agony Aunt -<br />
TIPS<br />
New Year‘s Theme<br />
Jay Voltaire<br />
Writer<br />
Illustration: Freepik // storyset<br />
Your most dreaded advice column is back after a wonderful holiday break. Babes,<br />
I pray you had a cosy festive season. I personally celebrate the holidays by falling<br />
over twice at our local shopping centre: a family tradition. Unfortunately, it‘s<br />
such a rare practice that many people are less than considerate, but I won’t let<br />
the haters get me down. Strong people pick each other up; and themselves.<br />
Q: What should I keep in mind going into the New Year?<br />
A: As we keep cosy by the wall mounted heater this January,<br />
much comes to mind about what we want for the coming year.<br />
But perhaps we shouldn’t be thinking of our own plans but those<br />
of people with real fireplaces. Upping the pay grade of your local<br />
politicians, c’mon you know you want to.<br />
Q: What message should I post before exiting a group<br />
chat? (Asking for a friend xx)<br />
A: Honey, there is no one right answer to this one. You need to<br />
feel out the situation. Are you growing distant, no longer having<br />
the energy? A heartfelt rendition of Mars rover Opportunity‘s last<br />
message might do the trick: “My power’s really low, so this may be<br />
the last image I can send. Don’t worry about me though: my time<br />
here has been both productive and serene. If I can keep talking to<br />
my mission team, I will – but I’ll be signing off here soon. Thanks<br />
for staying with me.”<br />
Or maybe your friends have scorned you. You might want<br />
to take a more professional approach. Try something<br />
like this: “I have some bittersweet news to share today.<br />
[Name], a cherished member of our [Group Chat]<br />
family, has decided to embark on a new quest<br />
outside our realm. (Broken heart emoji)<br />
Let’s cheer them on for the next leg of<br />
this journey that is life! (Heart emoji)<br />
(Fireworks emoji).<br />
Q: Should I quit drinking this New<br />
Year?<br />
A: I’d be sad to see you go. #StayHydrated<br />
#KeepOnChugging<br />
Q: Can I fix him?<br />
A: The question is not can, it is how. I thoroughly recommend the<br />
kintsugi method. You may have to crack him a bit more first but<br />
it’s worth it for the end result, a beautifully adorned … You have to<br />
break some eggs to make an omelette.<br />
Q: Any tips on how to save money?<br />
A: The plight of money-homelessness plagues many when they<br />
form their New Year’s plans. Should I save, or should I invest?<br />
Should I buy my coffee on campus or put one in my bag with all<br />
my electronics? What about the poor money living it rough on the<br />
streets? Recent weather has made life especially tough for the coins<br />
in the cold. Give it a home in your digital bank account as soon as<br />
possible. Save a Life.<br />
Q: Should I dye my hair again?<br />
A: Why of course you should, dear! Self-expression, no matter how<br />
you do it, is always a good thing. That said, make sure you don‘t get<br />
that colouring in places you don‘t want it! I swallowed some once,<br />
and while the doctor said I was fine, I felt like I had dyed a little on<br />
the inside…<br />
Q: My refrigerator has been making strange<br />
noises at night, and I suspect it might be trying<br />
to communicate with extraterrestrial beings.<br />
Should I be concerned, or is my fridge just<br />
lonely?<br />
A: Everyone wants a friend dearie. Have you considered<br />
spending more time with your fridge? If it feels wanted in its<br />
home environment it might be less compelled to engage with<br />
risky social behaviour. Or maybe it’s just hungry.<br />
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JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 13
TIPS<br />
Flashcards, quizer og kollokviegrupper -<br />
Les om studentenes ulike studieteknikker!<br />
Natasha Agatha Wangui<br />
Nyhetsredaktør<br />
Foto: Unikum // Natasha Agatha Wangui<br />
Juleferien er avsluttet, og studenter har vendt tilbake til<br />
universitetet for å starte vårsemesteret. Med januar følger<br />
også tradisjonen med å sette nyttårsforsetter, og for mange<br />
studenter innebærer dette å mestre studieteknikker og å<br />
lære pensumet på en effektiv måte…<br />
- Fokuserte på det vanskeligste først<br />
For å opprettholde motivasjonen gjennom hele semesteret og bli<br />
godt rustet til eksamen, kan god struktur være redningen. Første<br />
uken i januar tok Unikum kontakt med tre studenter fra UiA for å<br />
høre om hvordan de jobber for å lære seg pensum.<br />
På lik linje med mange studenter ved universitetet, har studentene<br />
brukt mange timer på skolearbeid for å oppnå gode karakterer.<br />
Dette har de gjort på forskjellige måter.<br />
Rebecca Eggen (21) startet sitt<br />
studium i statsvitenskap for<br />
første gang tidligere denne<br />
høsten. Hun forteller at gjennom<br />
det første semesteret fant hun ut<br />
at å lese i pensumbøker og notere<br />
seg viktige punkter underveis,<br />
var nøkkelen til å memorere<br />
kunnskap.<br />
Foto: Privat<br />
- Når jeg forberedte meg til<br />
eksamen før jul, så leste jeg<br />
gjennom de temaene jeg syntes<br />
var vanskelige. Etter at jeg<br />
mestret det så tok jeg gode notater<br />
over de andre temaene etter at jeg mestret det som var vanskelig,<br />
og deretter lagde jeg gode flashcards ut av disse kapitlene, sier<br />
hun.<br />
Flere kilder og Flashcards<br />
Andrea Gudbrands (19) studerer<br />
også statsvitenskap, og forteller at<br />
det å benytte seg av andre kilder<br />
enn pensum har bidratt til å forstå<br />
de ulike emnene lettere.<br />
Foto: Privat<br />
Foto: Privat<br />
- Jeg lærer best ved å bruke flere<br />
typer kilder enn kun bok. Hvis det<br />
er andre kilder som digitale sider,<br />
videoer eller quizer bruker jeg det<br />
fremfor boka. Hvis ikke bruker<br />
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Foto: Privat<br />
Foto: UiA<br />
jeg pensumbøker og lager quizer ut av dette slik at jeg kan<br />
memorere. Jeg ser også på videoer om tema slik at jeg enklere<br />
kan forstå den større sammenhengen i faget, forklarer hun til<br />
Unikum.<br />
For Thea Sofie Vågsland (21) er det å lage flashcards, og jobbe i<br />
kollokviegrupper vært kjernen for å jobbe med skoleoppgavene.<br />
- Har du noen gode tips du vil dele med leserne?<br />
- Jeg lærer best ved å<br />
lese og lage Flashcard<br />
og deretter spør meg<br />
selv eller at jeg gjør<br />
det i grupper. Det,<br />
og samarbeidet med<br />
venner for å snakke<br />
høyt og lære hverandre<br />
syns jeg er veldig<br />
nyttig. Også det å<br />
jobbe med tidligere<br />
eksamensoppgaver har<br />
vært veldig hjelpsomt,<br />
sier Vågsland.<br />
- Lese og forstå pensumet som gjelder til enhver undervisning.<br />
Lage flashcards, for da lærer man bedre når man skal skrive<br />
for hånd, også er det en fordel å både jobbe i grupper men også<br />
alene, sier hun videre.<br />
- Lær god studieteknikk i<br />
god tid -<br />
- En studieteknikk er<br />
ikke bare en metode for<br />
å lære. Det handler om<br />
hvordan du organiserer<br />
og prioriterer studiene<br />
dine, og om hvordan du tar<br />
kontroll over egen læring,<br />
sier universitetsbibliotekar<br />
ved UiA, Stefan Tørnquist<br />
Fisher-Høyrem til Unikum.<br />
Universitetsbibliotekaren<br />
har en ph.d. i historie og har<br />
tidligere undervist i studieteknikk. Han hevder at å finne en<br />
god struktur i begynnelsen av semesteret er avgjørende for å<br />
få en god studiehverdag.<br />
Tips and tricks<br />
for å huske<br />
pensum bedre:<br />
Finn ut hva som er viktig i fagene du tar. Er pensum<br />
viktigst eller er det forelesningene? Snakk gjerne med studenter<br />
og lærere, og gjør deg kjent med faget.<br />
Begynn å jobbe med teksten tidlig, ikke utsett det.<br />
Da har du god tid til å bearbeide teksten underveis og jobbe<br />
jevnlig med den over tid. På den måten blir du bedre kjent med<br />
stoffet.<br />
Jobb med pensum på riktig måte. Les over det viktigste<br />
pensumet ved å lese ingressen, bildetekstene, overskriftene og<br />
oppsummeringen for å danne deg et bilde av hva som er essensen<br />
med teksten.<br />
Markering og understreking av teksten kan hjelpe,<br />
men da må du finne kjernen av det du leser. På den måten kan<br />
du lese det som er markert ved gjennomlesning og få repetert<br />
det viktigste. Det kan også være lurt å skrive egne sammendrag.<br />
Disse metodene kan hjelpe, men er ikke nok i seg selv.<br />
Finn en eller flere studievenner. Sett dere sammen slik<br />
at dere kan diskutere og snakke fag. Test deg selv på hva du kan.<br />
På den måten vil du huske stoffet bedre.<br />
Lag en fremdriftsplan. Sett opp en oversikt over datoer<br />
for oppgaver, eksamener osv. Da vet du alltid hvilken del av<br />
pensum du skal lese uke for uke og du kan nyte fritiden med god<br />
samvittighet.<br />
Ikke sitt hjemme. Sett deg på en lesesal eller et bibliotek og<br />
jobb i korte økter med flere pauser. Flere økter i løpet av en dag<br />
er mer effektivt enn lange strekk.<br />
Hentet fra Akademika.no<br />
- Lær god studieteknikk i god tid og oppsøk biblioteket for<br />
hjelp. Sett faste tidspunkter og steder du skal studere, og legg<br />
en plan for hva du skal gjøre hver uke. Sjekk ut PULS sine tips<br />
om studiestrategi og studieteknikk, og meld deg på eventuelle<br />
andre kurs i studieteknikk for å lære å bruke tiden godt,<br />
understreker han.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 15
CULTURE<br />
culture doesn‘t have to<br />
cost an arm and a leg!<br />
Adam Zawadzki<br />
Writer<br />
Vilde Hagen Svanberg<br />
Writer<br />
Illustration: AdobeStock // Katsiaryna<br />
Welcome to the start of a new adventure. My name is Adam Zawadzki, and I was an international exchange student here last semester.<br />
While it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet in person, you should know that I’m thrilled that you’re here. I learned more about myself than I<br />
ever thought possible, and found myself in so many glorious people. The next time I visit this wonderful country, it’ll be for them.<br />
My advice is so; say yes to as much as you can (socially, culturally and educationally), talk to as many different people as possible, and<br />
have as much fun as is legal. Go to Harvey’s to lose your inhibitions (as well as your coats, scarves, hats, gloves – and patience, so be<br />
careful). Spend an hour with the waffles, jam and brown cheese (but if you’re not on the sign-up sheet, you die #freefoodalerts). Take a<br />
hike on a Sunday, and savour every step, for right now, this semester may seem like a mountain to climb, but you’ll sprint it in no time.<br />
Believe me.<br />
As the Conductor said 20 years ago from the side of The Polar Express, “One thing about trains: it doesn’t matter where they’re going.<br />
What matters is deciding to get on.” And you have!<br />
Note: English translation in parenthesis.<br />
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THEATRE<br />
What: Hvem drepte faren min (Who<br />
killed my father)<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Thursday 1. February, 19:00 –<br />
20:15<br />
Price: 225 – 295<br />
What: Romeo og Julie<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Friday 9. February – Friday 8<br />
March, 19:30<br />
Price: 125 – 425<br />
What: Riksteateret: Bonnie & Clyde<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Wednesday 14. February, 18:30 –<br />
20:00<br />
Price: 185 – 465<br />
STANDUP<br />
What: Standup with Ahmed Mamow,<br />
Francisco Briceno andHenrik Schatvet<br />
Where: Teateret<br />
When: Friday 26. January, 19:00 – 20:00<br />
Price: 190 (Student Discount)<br />
What: IKAROS – Standup with Jonna<br />
Støme<br />
Where: Teateret<br />
When: Friday 2. February, 19:00 – 20:15<br />
Price: 315 – 980<br />
What: Standup – Jim Swan: The end of<br />
the rainbow<br />
Where: Teateret<br />
When: Friday 16. February, 20:00 – 21:00<br />
Price: 200<br />
MUSIC<br />
What: Håpets musikk (Music of Hope)<br />
Kristiansand Symphony Orchestra<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Thursday 25. January, 19:30<br />
Price: 150<br />
What: Frostbite BASS RAVE<br />
Where: BARE studenthus, Hovedsalen<br />
When: Saturday 27. January, 18:00 –<br />
Sunday 28. January, 02:00<br />
Price: 150 (Student Discount)<br />
What: Japansk Vår og Sibelius’ 5.<br />
(Japanese Spring and Sibelius’ 5)<br />
Kristiansand Symphony Orchestra<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Thursday 1. February, 19:30<br />
Price: 150 – 425<br />
What: Rachlin og Mischa Maisky<br />
Kristiansand Symphony Orchestra<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Thursday 8. February, 19:30<br />
Price: 125 – 425<br />
What: From Pipers to Bells – The Best of<br />
Pink Floyd<br />
Where: Teateret<br />
When: Friday 9. February, 20:00 – 22:00<br />
Price:<br />
What: Sibelius’ violin concerto and<br />
Mendelssohn’s Scottish<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Thursday 15. February, 19:30 –<br />
21:30<br />
Price: 150 – 425<br />
What: 50 years with ABBA!<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Friday 16. February, 18:00 – 19:30<br />
& 20:00 – 21:30<br />
Price: 450<br />
CINEMA<br />
What: The Zone of Interest<br />
Where: Kino Kristiansand<br />
When: Friday 26. January<br />
Price: TBC
Culture calendar for students<br />
08.01 - 23.02<br />
What: Carmen The Metropolitan Opera<br />
Where: Kino Kristiansand<br />
When: Saturday 27. January<br />
Price: TBC<br />
What: Dream Scenario (May December)<br />
Where: Kino Kristiansand<br />
When: Friday 2. February<br />
Price: TBC<br />
LECTURES/COURSES<br />
What: Ta ordet-kurs (Take the word<br />
course)<br />
Where: Campus Kristiansand,<br />
Universitetsveien 3a, Studentsenteret (2.<br />
etasje) (The Student Center (2nd floor))<br />
When: Tuesday 16., 23., 30. January and<br />
6. February, 16:00 – 19:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Arkeologikafè (Archaeology Café)<br />
Where: Teateret<br />
When: Thursday 18. January, 17:00 –<br />
19:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Fredrik Græsvik: På plass når det<br />
gjelder<br />
Where: Kristiansand library<br />
When: Friday 19. January, 11:30<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Frøbyttekveld (seed swapping<br />
night)<br />
Where: Tangvall library<br />
When: Tuesday 30. January, 18:00 – 19:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Arkeologikafè (Archaeology Café)<br />
Where: Teateret<br />
When: Thursday 15. February, 17:00 –<br />
19:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
ART<br />
What: LES KUNST - verksted og møtested<br />
for unge kreative (READ ART: workshop<br />
and meeting point for young creatives)<br />
Where: 4. etasje på Kunstens og<br />
litteraturens hus (Kristiansand library/<br />
Kristiansand kunsthall)<br />
When: Wednesdays<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Looking glass (dance performance)<br />
Where: Kilden<br />
When: Friday 19. January, 18:00<br />
Price: 150 – 225<br />
OTHER<br />
What: Åpen lesegruppe: Shared reading<br />
Where: Kristiansand library<br />
When: Mondays, 17:30 – 19:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Language café<br />
Where: Kristiansand library<br />
When: Sundays, 12:30 – 14:30<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Knitting café<br />
Where: Vågsbygd library<br />
When: Fridays, 17:00 – 19:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: GründerKveld<br />
Where: Brygghuset<br />
When: Thursday 25. January, 17:30 –<br />
21:00<br />
Price: Free<br />
What: Mindfulness<br />
Where: Campus Kristiansand,<br />
Universitetsveien 3a, Studentsenteret<br />
(underetasjen)<br />
When: Thursday 1. February, 16:00 –<br />
19:00<br />
Price: Free (for semester fee-paying<br />
students)<br />
What: ConPassion<br />
Where: Samsen kulturhus<br />
When: 10. – 11. February<br />
Price: 122 – 200<br />
What: Folk Dance Course<br />
Where: Bul Kristiansand<br />
When: Mondays starting 15 January<br />
19.30-21.30<br />
Price: free under 26 y.o.<br />
RECOMMENDATIONS<br />
A free KinoPlus membership will give you a 10pc discount if you purchase tickets online (via the app or website):<br />
https://www.nfkino.no/side/mer-om-kinopluss?city=kristiansands.<br />
You should also be aware that Cinemateket shows no advertisements before its films. Each one starts at the time shown above<br />
precisely. Food and mobile phones are strictly prohibited. To access a 1/3 ticket price reduction, membership cards cost NOK 100 for<br />
six months and NOK 200 for one year: https://www.krscinematek.no/omcinemateket/.<br />
Regarding subtitles, Cinemateket screens archival and imported films, which may not have them. Subject to any late changes, they<br />
might have a different text than that stated on the catalogue. So, please check the film reviews online, before attending to make sure<br />
the subtitles (should you require them) are applicable to your enjoyment of the film.<br />
For Under 30s, theatre, opera and concert tickets can be purchased for NOK 150: https://kilden.com/u30/. Remember your Student<br />
ID. For Faculty of Fine Arts students, free tickets to selected events can be saved through the QR code on JANUAR Kilden 2024 water <strong>UNIKUM</strong> bottles. NR 1 17
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POEM<br />
In Winter’s Grasp..<br />
In winter’s grasp, a maiden fair,<br />
Trapped in snowflakes’ icy stare.<br />
Her dreams of spring, a distant call<br />
Another cycle of pain, she can’t let go.<br />
Each step toward warmth, a fleeting chance,<br />
Winter’s dance, a cruel advance.<br />
She battles winds that howl and moan,<br />
Longing for a song to call her own.<br />
Snowflakes fall, a frosty cage,<br />
Surrounding her in frozen chains .<br />
Winter’s touch, a bitter embrace,<br />
Leaving traces of its icy grace.<br />
Aurora Trondsen Flatvoll<br />
Writer<br />
Photo: Freepik // wirestock<br />
She glimpses spring, a shimmering light,<br />
But the bitter cold pulls her back to night.<br />
A cruel game, love’s twisted play,<br />
Forever keeping her in his chains<br />
Another cycle of pain, she can’t let go<br />
In her heart, a resilient flame,<br />
Yearning for the chains to break.<br />
The storm may rage, but hope holds strong,<br />
As she dreams of spring’s sweet, soothing song.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 19
SHORT-STORY<br />
Tobias Klausen<br />
Writer<br />
A Colorless<br />
Polychrome<br />
Illustration: Freepik // vecstock<br />
He stares at the blank canvas, sizing it, while his left hand<br />
effortlessly glides above the array of brushes, a finger occasionally<br />
dipping down to feel the old, wooden handle, see if it’s just right for<br />
the job, all the while his gaze is captivated by the empty canvas. He<br />
imagines the great trees, the intoxicating landscape, the twinkle of<br />
the sea, the flight of the birds, the comfort of a home, the rays of<br />
sun, the darkness of the clouds. He sees the endless possibilities,<br />
not yet crippled by restrictions, the composition screaming to be<br />
manifested into something tangible, to be ripped from the cipher,<br />
the idea, into being, being what, he did not know, but it would<br />
be, be great, be terrible, be beautiful, be horrendous, be dazzling,<br />
be terrifying, it would be all of that and none of it, all in a single<br />
breath, and dissipating in a single exhale.<br />
As if seized by a demon or perhaps a muse, his hands pick the<br />
brushes, the paints, and start pulling the notion into reality with<br />
each stroke. He does not stop until the final brushwork is done,<br />
curating every little detail into its grand purpose. There is a profound<br />
silence lurking in the musty room he occupies with the exception<br />
of the slits as he repeatedly strikes his artwork, with every virgule<br />
another gash of hue bleeds, mixing with the colors of every wound,<br />
and he watches as the polychrome is slowly unfurling before his<br />
very eyes. But it is not merely the artwork growing, but a sense of<br />
greatness rises in his chest, an excitement beyond description, a<br />
humane encapsulation of glee, joy, and elation. It is not simply an<br />
artwork destined to the confinements of a wall, contained within<br />
its very frame is an escapade, an escape from the monotonous.<br />
This is what the Painter seeks, the euphoria of a new experience<br />
captured within the brushwork, the colors, and shades, embedded<br />
into the fabric of cotton, weaved into reality by his hands and the<br />
union of every component.<br />
An ecstasy beyond compare.<br />
An addiction he cannot let go.<br />
He must paint.<br />
He must create.<br />
And he must seek a new apex.<br />
***<br />
He stares with rage at the defilement upon his canvas. The red<br />
color stares back, slowly running a course throughout the painted<br />
landscape, like a river of blood forming with every inch. As the<br />
river finds its crimson end, it drips towards the floor with a plop,<br />
the river becoming a puddle of gore. He breathes heavy, his hands<br />
shaking from anger, confusion, and bewilderment. He extends a<br />
shaky finger towards the coiling red snake tainting his artwork,<br />
touching it. As if ignited by the mere graze of paint on his fingertip,<br />
his fingers gather into a dagger-like shape and he slashes towards<br />
the head of the snake, ripping the canvas, the tainted cotton<br />
hanging loosely in its defeat.<br />
The red is exhausted. He has seen it blend with every color, molded<br />
into every object, subject, background and layer. It provides nothing<br />
anymore, besides funneling his fury. He cannot create something<br />
new anymore, not with the red. With a stern look, he grips the<br />
tube and banishes it to a dusty shelf. There it resides in the lonely<br />
comfort of brushes which have suffered the same fate. But brushes<br />
were mere objects, the tools which transform the imagination<br />
into something palpable, colors however, they were not objects.<br />
If the tools were the instruments, then the colors were the notes,<br />
and him, the musician. Without his eyes, without his knowledge,<br />
without his divine interpretation, the notes were purposeless, but<br />
they did not restrain his genius, but allowed for the elevation of it.<br />
However, if every note had been played, had been interpreted in<br />
every way, they became meaningless, a mere black dot scribbled<br />
on paper which has a far better use at the end of a sentence.<br />
With the expulsion of the hideous taint upon his palette, his anger<br />
subsides. He looks lovingly at the remaining colors, his finger<br />
gently stroking each tube, as if reassuring them that the same fate<br />
would not befall them. An empty promise he knows, if they betray<br />
his trust, they will follow suit. But there is a strangeness swirling in<br />
the air, he cannot decipher its aura, but he feels it wrapping around<br />
him coldly, like a touch from the great beyond. And there’s a noise,<br />
something attempting to puncture the realm of sound yet barely<br />
reaching an audible crescendo, it lurks at just the tip of hearing, yet<br />
his eardrums do not recognize the rhythm.<br />
He must begin anew.<br />
He must paint.<br />
He must create.<br />
And he must seek a new apex.<br />
***<br />
He stares with rage at the pollution upon his canvas. The orange<br />
color gazes back, its fiery path burning everything in its devastation,<br />
the forest crumbling to black ash, the animals reduced to carcasses<br />
of molten meat and bones. It burns its way to the very edge of the<br />
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frame, dripping its blazing chaos towards the floor, tiny smoke<br />
erupting from the spot of impact, threatening to burn through the<br />
wooden grounding. He’s seething, the audacity for its last flicker of<br />
usefulness being an audacious mockery and vicious insult, ruining<br />
his ascension towards elevated ecstasy. He was so close, yet before<br />
he touched the sun, the orange burnt his wings, and he plummeted<br />
back to the tedious, mortal realm.<br />
The orange is exhausted. He has seen it blend with every color,<br />
molded into every object, subject, background and layer. It provides<br />
nothing anymore, besides being a blemish upon his precious vision.<br />
Engulfed in his fury, he lashes out, choking the remaining paint<br />
from it, its insides splattered across the room, like watching the<br />
spillage of a drunken buffoon, a tapestry of bile and grotesqueries<br />
weaving the scene of his crime. But he regrets nothing, and lets go<br />
of his victim, as its corpse limply falls from its tormenter, laid to<br />
rest in the unholy grave of its own demise.<br />
He hears it once more, a tingling, no longer on the outskirt but at<br />
the cusp of penetrating the realm of audible sound, wishing to be<br />
heard, to be understood, or perhaps, to taunt. It’s a whisper, the<br />
phonemes he cannot translate, the quiet chatter mixing into a<br />
symphony of obscurity. He spins vividly around, trying to locate its<br />
epicenter, but it bounces around, as if in an isolated echo chamber<br />
of perpetual torment. Something’s not right, and he feels slightly<br />
lightheaded, a nauseating sickness washing over him for but a brief<br />
moment. But he steadies himself, rids himself of the distractions.<br />
He must begin anew.<br />
He must paint.<br />
He must create.<br />
And he must seek a new apex.<br />
***<br />
He stares with rage at the desecration upon his canvas. The blue<br />
color glares back, having sunken his great city deep beneath<br />
its depths, a utopia fated to be sealed within a watery grave,<br />
humanity’s hope lost to the unruly and untamed abyss. He grips<br />
his throat, his breaths escaping it coarsely, as if he is struggling<br />
beneath the tides of the treacherous color. He takes a step back,<br />
as to not drown in the thick layer of vulgarity which oozes from<br />
the canvas, dripping to the floorboards like teardrops on bathroom<br />
tiles. His dream suffocated in the thick liquid, and he barely escaped<br />
himself, it threatened to engulf him as well, a captain going down<br />
with his ship, the anchor of responsibility and the inevitable doom<br />
of gravity pulling him closer and closer to the seabed. But he had<br />
saved himself, and once the fear subsides, the rage comes forth.<br />
The blue is exhausted. He has seen it blend with every color, molded<br />
into every object, subject, background and layer. It provides nothing<br />
anymore, besides a mockery of his vison, his quest for ecstasy. It<br />
cannot simply be banished nor choked; it must be obliterated. He<br />
locates his sculpting hammer, and without hesitation, beats the<br />
tube in a macabre rhythm, with each thud, its organs are splattered<br />
unto every surface of his studio, of his stained artwork and across<br />
his face. He does not stop until the job is complete. And even then,<br />
he takes a few additional swings.<br />
He stops. He hears it. The whispers. They’re back, louder than<br />
before, no longer wanting to remain anonymous. They whisper…<br />
of him, of his failure, his lack of vision, his lack of commitment.<br />
He lifts from the floor, and finally, the culprits unveil their origin.<br />
It’s the paint tubes. They whisper amongst themselves. Whisper<br />
about him. How dare they. How DARE they. They’re talentless,<br />
useless, monotonous, tired, repetitive, boring and of no use to<br />
him anymore. There’s a fury, a fury he cannot contain anymore.<br />
He begins smashing every tube, throwing them across the walls,<br />
smearing their precious insides along the floor. He punishes one<br />
tube after another. He cannot stop. He is fueled by an unfiltered<br />
wrath. His vison clouded by it. He sees no longer wherein the tubes<br />
are thrown. He only listens for their splats. He keeps going. For<br />
how long, he does not know. Until he is done with everything. Until<br />
the whispers stop.<br />
And they do.<br />
They stop.<br />
In a room entangled with the glorious spectrum of the polychrome,<br />
he sees none. He cannot see the colors anymore. They’re all<br />
exhausted, after all.<br />
He feels tired.<br />
He feels nauseous.<br />
He feels wrong.<br />
He feels weak.<br />
He feels it slipping.<br />
He feels like letting go.<br />
He rests, one, final time.<br />
Robbed of the conclusion.<br />
He finds a seat in his chair once more.<br />
The chair he’s spent what feels like eons in.<br />
The chair that gave birth to the Painter.<br />
Will be his final resting spot.<br />
But not before he looks upon his final artwork.<br />
And beholds it, a tear trickling down his red eyes.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 21
TOPICAL<br />
Folk Dance in KRISTIANSAND<br />
BUL - Kristiansand - is a place in the city center where everybody<br />
(even without any dance experience) is welcome to come to<br />
learn traditional Norwegian folk dances and music. Since<br />
1911 it has been a place for social dance events and live music<br />
performances. Now, even though the weekly dance classes are<br />
mostly focused on the Norwegian folk tradition, international<br />
dance masterclasses happen there time after time. There is also<br />
an opportunity to introduce dances from the other countries –<br />
if any international participant would like to!<br />
The oldest dances in the BUL classes and events are dated back<br />
to 15th and 16th centuries, such as “Runddanse” (“circle dances”)<br />
and “Turdanse” (“square dances”). Also common are the famous<br />
valse and polka (from the late 18th century) and even “Songdans”<br />
(singing while dancing). “Songdans” - is a unique tradition that<br />
was brought back to Norway from the Faroe Islands already in the<br />
beginning of the 20th century.<br />
BUL - Kristiansand is a part of the Norwegian national organizations:<br />
NU (Noregs Ungdomslag) and FolkOrg and is focused on the<br />
preservation of the folk traditions.<br />
happened when I moved here to Kristiansand!”<br />
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Natalia Bogdanova<br />
Graphic Designer<br />
Illustration: AdobeStock // Nadiinko<br />
Photos: Karen Sophie Lund; Unikum // Natalia Bogdanova<br />
Kjersti Mosvold<br />
(musician, singer, dancer)<br />
Kjersti Mosvold (musician,<br />
singer, dancer): “This is a<br />
very inclusive place, and all<br />
internationals are welcome to<br />
join! Also, we have all the age<br />
groups starting from 18 and<br />
up!”. Some people dance all their<br />
lives and never plan to stop and<br />
as the experienced dancer Siv<br />
Anne Tollevik says: “People who<br />
dance live longer!“ Siv started<br />
folk dancing at the 5th grade and<br />
never stopped since then: “I find<br />
it fascinating that you can join the<br />
dance community anywhere you<br />
go in Norway. I recall when I just<br />
moved to Volda back in the day – I<br />
was instantly included into their<br />
dance community, and the same<br />
Photo: Private<br />
Siv Anne Tollevik<br />
(experienced dancer)<br />
natural” -says Liv Arvidsson<br />
(the program leader of 65 years<br />
of experience!).<br />
Special guest dance instructors<br />
are invited often, and there is<br />
live dance music every week.<br />
Many events, local festivals<br />
and special weekend courses<br />
are organized throughout the<br />
year that bring together other<br />
dance groups from the whole<br />
Agder region.<br />
Apart from some other dance<br />
places, for the folk dancing<br />
in BUL you don’t need to<br />
have a partner. There is no<br />
importance in any sex/gender<br />
distinction. The only possible<br />
dance roles are “leader” and<br />
‘follower,” which are also often<br />
switched between participants<br />
throughout the dance session.<br />
“The teaching method is based<br />
on more intuitive learning<br />
rather than strict technicality,<br />
so dancers can feel freer while<br />
engaging into the process and<br />
thus movements come more<br />
Kjersti Mosvold: “There is also<br />
a possibility to learn traditional<br />
music so anyone with their<br />
Liv Arvidsson<br />
instrument is welcome to (the program leader )<br />
join. We like to keep this oral<br />
tradition, so we don’t use the note sheets.”<br />
You can learn more about the Norwegian traditional music in the<br />
very recent great documentary (released in November 2023) on<br />
NRK - “Trollstemt” (no subscription needed!).<br />
Dance instructor Synne Elisabeth Stray: “Folk dance community<br />
Photo: Private
Photo: Private<br />
Synne Elisabeth Stray<br />
(Dance instructor)<br />
is very open and allows different generations to meet and to learn from<br />
each other. You don’t have to look ‘cool’ and know dance tricks, since the<br />
main function of the folk dance is social and not performative.”<br />
However, the real performances do happen sometimes; several BUL<br />
dancers took part in the Kilden cultural event “Folkelig kraft fra Agder”<br />
in August 2023. For Karen Sophie Lund (a dancer and the social media<br />
manager) it was her first dance performance on the real stage. She is happy<br />
that BUL - Kristiansand gave her such an opportunity. “BUL is a beginner<br />
friendly place where you can come whenever you please and - if you will -<br />
greatly improve your dance skills!” - she says.<br />
The mental health is a big concern nowadays. Since the pandemic of 2020<br />
the situation worsened, and more people started to feel more isolated. And<br />
dancing (and specifically social folk dancing) can actually improve people’s<br />
mental wellbeing. “These days people became more disconnected from<br />
each other, and the use of technology greatly contributes to this. It is sad to see that young generation<br />
prefers to stay home and play video games rather than to be more engaged in the community and to connect to others in the real life.<br />
I believe that the folk dance is a great tool to bring people together and I would really like to see more young people to join!” – says the<br />
program leader Liv Arvidsson.<br />
The new Monday classes (as an addition to the<br />
Wednesday’s social dancing) has been going on since<br />
the Fall of 2022 and are focused mostly on the new<br />
dancers. It is free for anybody under 26 years old and<br />
is very affordable for everybody else (300 NOK for<br />
the whole semester). Location: just 50 meters from<br />
BARE!<br />
Norwegians and Internationals are all welcome to<br />
join! Learning traditional dances is fun and helps<br />
to keep the tradition alive! This is the quote Liv<br />
Arvidsson likes to say:<br />
“Ein tradision gjer seg nemleg ikkje sjølv. Han<br />
treng vatn, ved og kjærleik”.<br />
(“A tradition does not uphold itself. It requires<br />
water, wood and love”)<br />
Karen Sophie Lund<br />
(dancer and the social<br />
media manager)<br />
Folk Dance Course<br />
Bul Kristiansand<br />
Mondays 19.30-21.30<br />
free under 26 y.o.<br />
JANUAR 2024 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 1 23
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ENTERTAINMENT<br />
PIT STOP<br />
Down<br />
1. The name of the group in meangirl<br />
2. a place for folkdance<br />
3. something a lot of people make for<br />
new year<br />
4. avoided like the ...<br />
6. cold crystal that falls to earth in<br />
the winter<br />
8. studie in another country<br />
Across<br />
4. symptom of acne<br />
5. where painters place their canves<br />
7. not interesting<br />
9. jewelry worn around the neck<br />
10. ability to care<br />
11. genre for children<br />
12. a way to predict the future<br />
out of your birthday<br />
13. MDMA<br />
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Illustrasjon: freepik<br />
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NOVEMBER JANUAR 2024 2023 <strong>UNIKUM</strong> NR 19 25
REVIEW<br />
MEAN Girls - Review<br />
Tobias Klausen<br />
Writer<br />
Photos: IMDb; Paramount Pictures<br />
Twenty years ago, the cinematography scene was blessed with a<br />
contemporary masterpiece called “Mean Girls”. Was it the most<br />
profound movie ever made? No. Was it the most unique title to<br />
break onto the scene? No. But does it remain almost an entire<br />
generation’s favorite chick flick from the early 2000’s? Most likely.<br />
It’s a tough act to follow, just look at “Mean Girls 2”, the sequel<br />
almost no one wants to recognize, and a few have never heard of<br />
or forget even exists, myself included. It floundered in trying to<br />
recreate the lighting in a bottle that<br />
was the original. But here we are,<br />
twenty years later, and a new, or<br />
rather, reimagining of “Mean Girls”<br />
is back on the screen. Tina Fey is once<br />
again back to write the screenplay<br />
and even reprise her role. But will<br />
this new movie be able to outshine<br />
the original or is it bound to live in<br />
the long shadow of the first film?<br />
The story follows Cady Heron<br />
(Angourie Rice) who is a<br />
homeschooled girl living in Kenya<br />
with her mother (Jenna Fischer),<br />
as she moves to the States and gets<br />
to experience the excruciating and<br />
exhilarating adventure of high<br />
school. She quickly learns that<br />
here there’s certain rules and a<br />
hierarchy that needs to be learned<br />
and followed to survive, and before<br />
she knows it, she’s tangled in the<br />
vicious girl group known as the<br />
Plastics, headed by the gorgeous<br />
Regina George (Reneé Rap) and her<br />
goons Gretchen (Bebe Wood) and<br />
Karen (Avantika Vandanapu). Cady<br />
finds herself in love with Regina’s<br />
ex-boyfriend, Aaron (Christopher<br />
Briney), which quickly turns the<br />
catty friendship into in all-out battlefield, all is fair in love and war,<br />
right? With Cady’s two friends Janis (Auli’i Cravalho) and Damian<br />
(Jaquel Spivey), they plot their revenge and chaos ensues.<br />
The story has the familiar beats that we fell in love with in the<br />
original with a few twists to modernize it, and mixing a few plot<br />
points. Certain characters get more screen time, more lines and<br />
overall, more love, while others lose out on it. Some lines are<br />
directly ripped from the original, and fans of the first film will be<br />
able to predict when they come. These don’t tingle the nostalgic<br />
nerves how I had hoped, instead they just feel a bit misplaced and<br />
there for the sake of nostalgia. Where the movie shines is when it<br />
tries something new, to do its own thing. Luckily, the light-hearted<br />
and fun tone is still there, this is a funny movie, with a plethora<br />
of jokes that land when they don’t rear into the nostalgic realm<br />
and instead focus on creating something new. This is where the<br />
movie excels, when it’s not constrained to its heritage, but trying<br />
to forge something new. However, the story occasionally has some<br />
strange pacing, sometimes feeling as if<br />
it wants to hurry up on to the next scene<br />
like its on a tight schedule, and with<br />
a 112-minute run-time it could have<br />
spent a few extra minutes to smooth<br />
out transitions between scenes without<br />
causing offense.<br />
The most noticeable difference between<br />
this reimagining and the original is that<br />
this interpretation is a musical (the<br />
screenplay written from the Broadway<br />
musical version of Mean Girls). Despite<br />
the trailers not hammering this point<br />
through, the first five minutes will, it has<br />
the typical overblown choreography<br />
and musical numbers you will associate<br />
with musicals. They’re a hit and a miss,<br />
some are fun, others overstay their<br />
welcome or feel a bit forced. The cast do<br />
great vocal work and not a single beat<br />
is missed. However, the songs kind of<br />
mesh together, with none really sticking<br />
out apart from “World Burn.” It doesn’t<br />
elevate the movie in any way; however,<br />
it doesn’t detract from it either, it’s an<br />
acceptable addition. I won’t be playing<br />
these songs on repeat, but at the same<br />
time I won’t be appalled if someone<br />
puts one on during a car ride.<br />
The big question is: The new actresses/<br />
actors, can they live up to the original? To answer it shortly, yes,<br />
they live up to them, but don’t overshadow them, and that is<br />
the perfect balance. Each actor doesn’t feel like a carbon copy,<br />
but instead like a different approach to the characters we know.<br />
The antagonist Regina was originally a bubbly girl who used her<br />
smile to hide her wolf’s clothing, whereas Rap brings a more<br />
subtle menace to Regina, she’s not as bubbly and pretty but rather<br />
subdued and sexy, knowing fully well what she’s capable of. Cady<br />
too, Rice plays her more as a clueless and weird homeschooled girl,<br />
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who often seems frightened at everything, which in my opinion<br />
works better since her transformation into a Plastic is more<br />
noticeable. Some characters suffer though as Gretchen and Karen<br />
lose some screentime and their characters have been boiled down<br />
to very simplistic character traits. Vandanapu and Wood are not to<br />
blame, but originally, Karen and Gretchen felt like they matched<br />
with Regina in both attitude and appearance, but now, the group<br />
seems so disjointed, which highlights how Gretchen and Karen feel<br />
a bit off in the trio. Nevertheless, the cast do a great job with every<br />
character, and a special shoutout to Spivey who makes Damien’s<br />
character tons more fun and adds a lot more to love about him.<br />
Fans of the original will quickly notice that something still feels a<br />
bit off in this reimagining. I thought about it for a long time, but<br />
couldn’t quite put my finger on it, until it hit me, every character<br />
feels a bit flatter now, mostly due to every single character trait<br />
and flaw being spelled out for the viewer. The original wasn’t a<br />
masterpiece in “show don’t tell” either, but when the songs literally<br />
spell out the character motivations or their crippling fears, a layer is<br />
removed. Even the message of the movie is turned into a song, and<br />
the little mental exercise of figuring out the theme and analyzing<br />
characters is robbed from the viewer. It’s not detrimental, but it<br />
subtracts elements from the movie that didn’t need to be removed.<br />
Additionally, in the original Cady narrated what she experienced<br />
with inner monologues, that is missing here, and after a while you<br />
start noticing it, which again fuels this feeling of characters being<br />
more simplistic.<br />
Verdict<br />
The new Mean Girls is nothing if not fetch, and despite not<br />
surpassing the original, it’s still able to keep up with its tempo. The<br />
acting and singing is phenomenally done by the cast, even though<br />
some musical numbers could be shortened or cut entirely in my<br />
opinion. Although some characters feel a bit gutted in their new<br />
interpretations, it’s not disastrous by any means, but takes away<br />
some fun from the overall experience. Sure, there’s better movies<br />
out there with more defined thematic, but don’t let the opportunity<br />
to watch some enjoyable hijinks slip away. Mean Girls does not<br />
walk blindly in the shadow of the original, but proudly strides<br />
by its side, and although I would probably prefer to rewatch the<br />
original, I would gladly rewatch this one. It’s an equally fun ride,<br />
that doesn’t taint the legacy of the original, but instead brings the<br />
fun Mean Girls chaos to a new generation.<br />
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SATIRE<br />
Alice Soleng<br />
Writer<br />
Illustration: AdobeStock // juliasudnitskaya; rainy_helga<br />
My 2024<br />
card<br />
Sharks and<br />
Flaingos found<br />
in Dyreparken<br />
(they’re just<br />
visiting)<br />
Putin wins the<br />
2024 presidential<br />
elections in<br />
Russia! Who<br />
would have<br />
thought?<br />
You get into a<br />
relationship<br />
The Norwegian<br />
Football team<br />
wins a match<br />
Headbands<br />
become trendy<br />
We complete<br />
our New Year’s<br />
resolutions!<br />
We all<br />
collectively lose<br />
our minds<br />
Finn.no is banned<br />
by the government<br />
after the<br />
politicians spend<br />
more time looking<br />
for apartments<br />
than working<br />
Nicky Minaj and<br />
Cardi B collab<br />
(If Minaj x<br />
Ice Spice can<br />
happen, so<br />
can this)<br />
Pluto becomes<br />
a planet again<br />
Kylie Jenner<br />
names her next<br />
child Blizzard<br />
Inflation<br />
Taylor Swift wins<br />
the election in the<br />
US. She’s going to<br />
save the country<br />
Outer Banks<br />
season 4 is worse<br />
than season 3<br />
Erna Solberg<br />
flees the country<br />
Norway actually<br />
buys Sweden<br />
instead of<br />
singing about it<br />
Brits are banned<br />
from Unikum<br />
Live action<br />
Frozen remake<br />
announced<br />
Netflix releases<br />
another<br />
dystopian series<br />
Norway wins<br />
Eurovision<br />
(MGP is weak)<br />
NASA starts<br />
selling space trips<br />
to fund research<br />
UiA is the highest<br />
ranked university<br />
in Norway<br />
The Tobias<br />
quotes book is<br />
published – look<br />
forward to it<br />
Tinder is shut<br />
down after<br />
Drake finally<br />
gets a girlfriend<br />
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Happy New Years everyone! Except for those of you who owe<br />
me money, and those who didn’t want to spend 2023 listening to<br />
me rant about politics and popular culture. We don’t hold grudges<br />
here! We’re friends! (I’m on my second strike and about to be<br />
banned from Unikum, so I must be nice this year.) It’s all in the<br />
past, and I’ve heard that 2024 is going to be quite the year. So, ditch<br />
the toxic friends, get a new hobby, and try to avoid the existential<br />
dread of life, and the fear of how our government is doing nothing<br />
to combat climate change! Nothing says start of the new year like<br />
resolutions and failing to predict what will happen the upcoming<br />
year. Luckily for you, I’ve been blessed by the spirits of pettiness<br />
and fortune, and I’ve also got a great know-it-all personality. Thus,<br />
as you should know, I already know everything, so why should I not<br />
be able to predict the future? Some years have been even crazier<br />
than we could have imagined (let’s put 2020 in handcuffs, because<br />
that year belongs behind bars). I think 2024 will be even crazier.<br />
Here are my predictions for 2024. If you disagree, catch me outside<br />
of the Unikum offices. I’ll bring a shovel (for you).<br />
Taylor Swift wins the presidential election in the US<br />
Hear me out on this one. We all know that Kanye West ran for<br />
president in 2020, so I figured that it’s time for Miss Americana to<br />
become Miss President of the United States. She’s already saving<br />
the economy, so why not save the rest of the nation? Besides, I have<br />
American friends now, I can’t keep making fun of the country for<br />
another four years. If a certain orange skinned rebel is allowed<br />
back in the White House, you should all start fearing for my<br />
sanity. It’s not healthy to sacrifice my brain, trying to come up<br />
with jokes for an entire presidential term. My prediction is that<br />
she announces her candidacy after Joe Biden realises he‘s more of<br />
an iced down fossil than a charming dinosaur, and finally retires.<br />
Then, November comes around, and she wins easily. Conservatives<br />
love her patriotic glorification of the old Tennessee life, and liberals<br />
respect her acknowledgement of basic human rights. It’s a win-win<br />
situation. Purely logical prediction.<br />
Kylie Jenner names her next child Blizzard<br />
Celebrities love to name their child the most ridiculous names<br />
we could ever imagine. Need I remind you of Elon Musk’s child,<br />
X Æ A-Xii? When it comes to naming their children, I fear that<br />
the celebrities’ preferred method is to turn to a random page in<br />
a dictionary, and then modernising the word. For instance, Kylie<br />
Jenner’s son Aire. Kylie Jenner does not have a history with<br />
choosing traditional names for her children, which is why one<br />
of my 2024 predictions is that she will give another preposterous<br />
name. Her son Aire was originally named Wolf Webster, before the<br />
internet successfully bullied her into changing it. Kylie Jenner is<br />
not even pregnant, but if she has another child, what better name<br />
than Blizzard? She already has Stormi and Aire, thus she must stick<br />
to the theme! Also, it’s gender neutral. If Jenner doesn’t pop out<br />
another child, then I’m sure someone else will. Craziest name wins.<br />
UiA is the highest ranked university in the country<br />
came to Southern Norway for the sunny weather. With a school<br />
smart enough to make their students dependent on coffee from<br />
the café in the main hall to survive morning lectures (poor nursing<br />
students), it sure as hell must have its share of equally brilliant<br />
sleep deprived students. When you’re being manipulated into<br />
giving the university profit when studying, you certainly learn how<br />
to earn profit yourself. I see no other option than for UiA to climb<br />
the university rankings. Especially if they keep up with kicking out<br />
every student they don’t like on basis of plagiarism accusations.<br />
Also, what other university could take the crown? Nobody likes<br />
the schools in Oslo, because the city is too expensive, so the actual<br />
smart people don’t move there. Bergen is too divided, Stavanger<br />
too boring, and the people who decided to move up north to the<br />
freezing cold, have already declared their intelligence level. UiA is<br />
where it’s at, so we will be the highest ranked. But probably with<br />
the next round of students, because the ones that are here now, are<br />
not that bright (I say, as a first-year student).<br />
Brits are banned from Unikum<br />
They are everywhere in Kristiansand. The Brits have invaded, and I<br />
can’t say I’m against it. We’ve had our fair share of them in Unikum,<br />
and between the funny accents, the love for free things and brutal<br />
honesty, they might be here to stay. However, I fear that if we don’t<br />
start discriminating against the Brits, they might make Unikum the<br />
spot to share their love for fish and chips, whilst simultaneously<br />
only writing articles about their hatred for the weather. It would<br />
get one-sided. And of course, we can survive some nagging, but the<br />
Brits’ inability to rate films anything lower than 10/10, and refusal<br />
to show up to meetings in time, might get them banned for life.<br />
Of course, we only discriminate against the English. You Scots are<br />
welcome all the time, as long as we can collectively make fun of<br />
the British Eurovision representatives. Last place again, you say?<br />
What a shame.<br />
We all collectively lose our minds<br />
Can you feel it? That you’re slowly losing your mind? I blame our<br />
education system and TikTok. We are all being brainwashed into<br />
accelerating the process of ending the world. It might not have<br />
ended in 2012, but common knowledge certainly disappeared<br />
suspiciously. 2016 to 2023 vanished from right before eyes.<br />
Conspiracy theories? We don’t believe them. The earth isn’t flat,<br />
and the world is not secretly run by robots (I think). But the truth<br />
is that algorithms, the status quo, and the liberation of the market<br />
from the state, romanticism, wannabe imitations of a former<br />
equilibrium of happiness, and the environmentalist perspective on<br />
modernity, are all ruining our brain’s ability to think critically. We<br />
are believing nonsense, and our attention spans are so small that<br />
we can’t recognise we are being…<br />
Anyway, we’re all doomed. You get the picture.<br />
Have a nice 2024, or not.<br />
UiA is most definitely already known for their effort to create a<br />
sustainable learning environment. It’s not like half of the students<br />
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KULTUR<br />
PODUNIVERSET:<br />
Illustrasjon: Freepik // freepik<br />
Vilde Hagen Svanberg<br />
Skribent<br />
Etter nesten 3 år med denne spalten har jeg nå bestemt meg for at dette antakelig blir den siste, med mindre noen andre<br />
tar over eller det plutselig blir krisetilstander i Unikum! Da hjelper jeg selvfølgelig til uten å blunke. I løpet av denne<br />
tiden har jeg anbefalt flere titalls podkaster, men å like alle like mye er umulig. Som et siste bidrag har jeg dykket ned<br />
i arkivet og hentet frem mine absolutte favoritter. Dette er podkaster jeg fortsatt hører ukentlig. Kanskje er de ikke for<br />
alle, men jeg anbefaler de likevel på det sterkeste. Takk for meg for nå. Du ser meg antakelig igjen i andre spalter!<br />
POTTERLESS<br />
En gammel slager er selvfølgelig denne podkasten<br />
om Harry Potter-bøkene (I’m a millennial, sorry). Har<br />
du ikke lest dem bør du få ut fingeren med denne<br />
podkasten! Mike Schubert er en mann midt i 20-årene<br />
som aldri har lest Harry Potter før. Han har aldri<br />
forstått hvorfor konseptet slo så godt an. Han synes<br />
det virker teit og har aldri giddet å lese bøkene. I<br />
denne podkasten går Mike gjennom noen kapitler fra<br />
bøkene i hver episode. Han begynner på bok én og<br />
jobber seg gjennom alle bøkene, filmene, og til slutt<br />
en del fan-teorier, YouTube-videoer, musikaler osv.<br />
Det er ikke høytlesning, men gjenfortelling med et<br />
kritisk og humoristisk blikk. Gjestene han inviterer til<br />
å diskutere med er store HP-fans som prøver å få Mike<br />
over på sin side. Le så tårene triller mens han gjetter<br />
helt feil på hva som skjer i hver bok, og bli med mens<br />
han sakte men sikkert elsker bøkene mer og mer for<br />
hvert kapittel.<br />
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TUSVIK OG TØNNE<br />
Hvor skal man begynne med disse damene? Jeg vet<br />
at Sigrid Bonde Tusvik og Lisa Tønne ikke er for alle,<br />
men jeg elsker dem og har vært trofast lytter av denne<br />
podkasten i over 10 år! Du kan si hva du vil om dem,<br />
men de snakker rett fra levra på både godt og vondt.<br />
De er klar over at de av og til går over grensen, men<br />
det er denne pushingen av grenser jeg synes er både<br />
forfriskende og fascinerende. I tillegg kommer de med<br />
sine synspunkter på dagsaktuelle temaer, spesielt<br />
kvinners rettigheter og kvinnehelse, pluss at de deler<br />
erfaringer fra eget liv over en lav sko. Jeg kan med<br />
hånden på hjertet si at det ikke er noen annen podkast<br />
jeg har ledd og grått så mye av. Det føles ut som å få<br />
besøk av to gode venninner hver gang det kommer en<br />
ny episode.
FAVORITTENE<br />
LIFE HACKS MED FORBRUKERRÅDET<br />
I denne podden får du tips og triks om både livet<br />
generelt og om dine forbrukerrettigheter for å gjøre<br />
deg litt klokere. Som ung er det fort gjort å bli lurt av<br />
en slu selger eller en dårlig utleier, og hva skal man<br />
egentlig gjøre om el-sparkesykkelen ikke virker eller<br />
om ferien ble avlyst? I hver episode er det med en<br />
jurist eller fagperson fra Forbrukerrådet som kan mye<br />
om temaet vi snakker om. Fast inventar er også en fra<br />
veiledningstjenesten deres, som på grunnlag av de<br />
omtrent 50 000 henvendelsene de får hvert år kan si<br />
en del om hva forbrukere er opptatt av.<br />
I en del episoder er det også besøk fra en som ikke<br />
jobber i Forbrukerrådet, men som kan litt ekstra om<br />
dagens tema – og dermed hjelper til med å holde<br />
løftet om å gjøre deg litt klokere. Det er ett tema i hver<br />
episode og målet er å gi deg det viktigste du trenger å<br />
vite på 20 minutter.<br />
TROLLETS TILSTAND:<br />
Dette er en podkast om eventyr. «Ikke så spennende,»<br />
tenker du. Feil! I Trollets Tilstand møter du Unikums<br />
tidligere nettredaktør, podkastansvarlig og illustratør<br />
Odd, som sammen med Julie og Krister tar for seg<br />
ett eventyr per episode. De leser eventyret høyt med<br />
stor innlevelse og egne stemmer på karakterene,<br />
kommer med kjappe og morsomme kommentarer, og<br />
til slutt i episoden må alle tre komme med sin Beste<br />
Moderne Gjenfortelling. Dette kan være en Marvelfilm,<br />
Shrek eller andre moderne historier (spesielt<br />
fra filmer som kun Julie har sett) som kan minne om<br />
originaleventyret. Ofte gir det ikke så mye mening, og<br />
av og til skal man skal legge godvilja til for å i det hele<br />
tatt se noen likheter, men hvilken rolle spiller det når<br />
humoren er på topp? Dette er en 10/10 podkast om du<br />
vil le høyt og bli sett rart på. Det kjipeste med denne<br />
podkasten er at det ikke lenger lages flere episoder.<br />
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