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May 10, 1996, and they agree with the Forrester<br />
survey that women represent about one-third of<br />
the Internet users.<br />
� Radical female hornet’s nest<br />
Ms. Thunder said, ,,I’ll bet the survey was conducted<br />
by a 95 percent male team, questions and<br />
all. It reminds me of the hundreds of health<br />
studies taken in the past that had few, if any,<br />
women involved. I prefer WWW sites like<br />
Femina where women are conducting and interpreting<br />
Internet studies. “<br />
http://www.femina.com/femina/computers<br />
Mr. Curmudgeon called the Femina site a ,,radical<br />
female hornet’s nest.“ Which is why I was<br />
still restraining Ms. Thunder from making a full<br />
charge into the men’s group.<br />
Ms. Thunder continued her reasoning, ,,I<br />
think the surveys and common sense show that<br />
women have already reached nearly 50 percent.<br />
We have arrived and more are on the way. That’s<br />
what’s really bothering those wannabe studs hiding<br />
behind the number keys over there.“<br />
I suggested a long time-out. I wanted enough<br />
time to study the figures myself. I suggested each<br />
group go off separately and cool down - do some<br />
exercises and rethink their positions while I researched<br />
the various links both sides had given<br />
me. I asked them to come back, respectful of each<br />
other, in about an hour.<br />
(This is an interesting side point: Using the<br />
Internet for an hour’s worth of research on any<br />
subject gets you far more information than an<br />
hour’s worth of research using printed material<br />
stored in a library.)<br />
An hour later I had worked out a compromise.<br />
Right on schedule the males appeared at their<br />
preferred spot, on the number pad, and the female<br />
Leprechauns again appeared around the middle of<br />
the keyboard. First I gave them a little lesson in<br />
compromise. I explained that if side X claims<br />
something takes seven (7) years to do and side Y<br />
claims it can be done in five (5) then common sense<br />
says add five and seven together to get 12, then<br />
Phrases that need translating<br />
divide by two to get six (6) and compromise on<br />
that figure.<br />
I told them I had used this formula to add the<br />
highest legitimate Internet survey number for<br />
total users, 45 million, to the lowest legitimate<br />
survey number, 10 million. That puts a safe compromise<br />
at 27.5 million Internet users.<br />
I told them all that since the vast majority of<br />
the surveys showed about one-third of the users<br />
were female and nearly all of the people who conducted<br />
the surveys were male, that a good compromise<br />
for 1996 would be 41 percent women<br />
and 59 percent men. It was gratifying to look around<br />
and see both the males and the females nodding<br />
in agreement.<br />
� Kiss and make up<br />
Mr. Curmudgeon picked this moment to show<br />
some class. He walked over to Ms. Thunder, his<br />
hand extended for a handshake. He said to all the<br />
women, ,,I agree that more women on the net will<br />
add to the net’s worth. I kind of liked the old net<br />
but I can live with the new one. In fact, I agree<br />
that women are making it a better place.“ Ms.<br />
Thunder even gave him a quick kiss on the cheek.<br />
I said, ,,So is this a long-term trend we are looking<br />
at?“<br />
,,Indeed it is,“ Ms. Thunder said, while Mr.<br />
Curmudgeon was enthusiastically nodding his<br />
head up and down. She continued, ,,I would suggest<br />
that all webmeisters, all <strong>monitor</strong>s for mailgroups<br />
- anyone responsible for providing<br />
Internet content - start thinking seriously about<br />
women. Most of the web pages and most of the<br />
information on the Internet are geared toward<br />
men. If they don’t change their presentation and<br />
basic thinking soon, they’re going to lose at least<br />
half of their potential audience.“<br />
Ms. Lockjaw brought the matter to conclusion<br />
by giving me a rare smile and saying, ,,In a<br />
way, O lover of sweet tarts, what Ms. Thunder is<br />
saying isn’t one of those trends you are always looking<br />
for. What she is saying is a sure-fire promise<br />
you can take to the bank.“<br />
,,For quite awhile I have noticed an increase in the number of women using the Internet. This<br />
week Kleinman.com is proud to announce a new resource for women: Cosmetic Connection.“<br />
[From an E-mail promotion for The Kleinman Report — one of many Internet wannabe gurus.]<br />
Translation: Gee, I don’t know much about women’s issues but surely they want to know about cosmetics<br />
and lipstick and such. Right?<br />
,,We won’t be releasing another version of Bob, but we still believe in its underlying value, and expect<br />
it to come back to life in another form.“ [Bill Gates in his August 9 New York Times syndicated column.]<br />
Translation: Bob will be like Freddy Krueger — ,,I’mmmm back.“<br />
,,Personal computers are too expensive and too difficult to use.“ [Eckhard Pfeiffer, chairman and CEO of<br />
Compaq Computer Corp. speaking at the European IT Forum.] Translation: Bill Gates and I are using the same<br />
phrase to push for cheaper and better designs of computers — even though we manufacture<br />
them.<br />
,,We are looking for a way to define the nature of the provision of mere telecommunications services,<br />
for which telecommunications providers should bear no liability for copyright infringement<br />
and are trying to define where the dividing line is between someone who actively engages in the<br />
provision of information versus someone who is a mere conduit.“ [U.S. Government official explaining<br />
need for new copyright laws.] Translation: We have no idea what we are going to do.<br />
,,I agree that more<br />
women on the net will<br />
add to the net’s worth. I<br />
kind of liked the old net<br />
but I can live with the<br />
new one. In fact, I agree<br />
that women are making<br />
it a better place.“<br />
Want to communicate<br />
with Evan and his band<br />
of Leprechauns? You<br />
can contact him at:<br />
CompuServe:<br />
Evan Mahaney<br />
72233,1126<br />
or Internet:<br />
evan@newswritr.com<br />
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