Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
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The first thing I did was stop phoning her. I knew she'd phone me, and she'd only do so when she knew<br />
the time was right to strike. This freed me to do things I'd been neglecting. I cleaned up the place, as<br />
though performing an FBI crime scene sweep: I put everything of Jason's that held his smell in extra-large<br />
Ziploc freezer bags. All his toiletries - his razors, his brushes: bagged. His wallet by the fruit bowl:<br />
bagged. I bagged his dirty underwear and T-shirts and shoes. I also bagged all the clothing that was in<br />
his hamper. Once I'd isolated all his personal effects, I opened each bag and held it up to my face and<br />
inhaled for all I was worth. I wondered how much longer his odor would last. The smell of his cheap<br />
underarm deodorant made me cry. I drank most of a bottle of Bailey's and passed out - much better than<br />
sleeping pills. I was woken up around nine this morning by a phone call from Larry, asking if I was okay.<br />
I said I was sick. I am sick.<br />
I looked at the pile of Jason's things. I knew I had to start my life all over again from scratch. I could go<br />
to work, sure, but I'd be a husk. There was no way I'd ever meet anybody again, and in real life I'd<br />
become the invisible blank of a person I pretended to be in the courtroom.<br />
So where do you start when you want to start your life again? At least when you're young you're also<br />
stupid. But me? Tick tick tick.<br />
I made coffee and was going to call Barb when the phone rang.<br />
"Hello?"<br />
"Hello, Heather. It's Allison."<br />
"Hello, Allison." My voice was stripped of spark, a prisoner's voice.<br />
"I thought I'd call. See how you're doing. I had another message come to me."<br />
"You did, did you?"<br />
"Yes. And it was quite a long one."<br />
"That's nice."<br />
"Should we get together?"<br />
"Yes, Allison, we ought to get together. Why don't I come to your office or wherever it is you work."<br />
"I work from home."<br />
"Why don't I come to your house?"<br />
"Oh, no - I never let clients come here."<br />
"How much is your rate for the session going to be, Allison?"<br />
This was the clincher.<br />
"Allison?"<br />
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