Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
Hey Nostradamus! By Douglas Coupland
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My main memories of those two weeks when I was under suspicion are of moving from one spartanly<br />
furnished room to another - a cell, a motel room or an interrogation room. I was what you'd now call a<br />
person of interest, living in a legal netherworld, neither free nor in custody. I remember eating mostly<br />
takeout Chinese or pizza, and having to hide in the bathroom when it was delivered. I remember always<br />
having to dial 9 before phone calls to my lawyer, and there was this chestnut-colored kiss-curl wig given<br />
to me by a woman from the RCMP. I was to wear it when we drove from place to place, but no matter<br />
how many times we rinsed it, it smelled like a thrift store. Potential angry mobs or not, it was stupid and I<br />
chucked it in the trash. There was this one interrogation room that smelled like cherry cola, and<br />
everywhere, the same yearbook photos being endlessly recycled on TV and in the papers.<br />
I remember coming back from a questioning session one morning to find my mother opening the motel<br />
door with a large vodka stain shaped like Argentina on her blouse. And I wondered if I'd need to take a<br />
death certificate to Nevada to become officially unmarried. Is there even a name for this -"widowered"<br />
sounds wrong.<br />
I ate chocolate bars from the Texaco for breakfast. Kent and I drove once to the cemetery where<br />
Cheryl had been buried, but there were TV vans, so we didn't go in. All over the embankment beside the<br />
police station I saw magic mushrooms sprouting, which seemed funny to me. And I remember Kent<br />
returning from the house where he'd gone to clean up the eggs and paint, and how he refused to discuss<br />
it.<br />
One thing Kent did during this time was, as ever, not take sides. He never said it in so many words, but<br />
he spent hours on the phone with Alive!ers and could only have been placating them.<br />
"They think I organized it, don't they?"<br />
"They're curious and angry like everybody else."<br />
"But they do."<br />
"They're just confused. Let it go. You'll be cleared soon enough."<br />
"Do you think I was involved?"<br />
Kent waited half a second too long to answer this. "No."<br />
"You do."<br />
"Jason, let it ride."<br />
The thought of my brother not really being on my side frightened me so much that I did let it ride.<br />
In any event, I remember the days becoming shorter, and Halloween approaching, and chipping my<br />
tooth on the police station drinking fountain.<br />
One further thing I remember was Mom going on a <strong>Nostradamus</strong> kick. She was trying to find the<br />
massacre foretold in his prophecies somewhere. As if.<br />
<strong>Hey</strong> <strong>Nostradamus</strong>! Did you predict that once we found the Promised Land we'd all start offing each<br />
other? And did you predict that once we found the Promised Land, it would be the final Promised Land,<br />
and there'd never be another one again? And if you were such a good clairvoyant, why didn't you just<br />
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