An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
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Black Velvet Band (trad.)<br />
1. Twas in the town of Tralee, apprentice to trade I was bound<br />
With plenty of bright amusement to see, the days of my youth go around<br />
Misfortune and trouble came over me, which caused me to stray from the land<br />
Far away from my friends and relations, to follow the Black Velvet Band<br />
Ch: Her eyes they shone like diamonds, you`d think she was queen of the land<br />
With her hair thrown over her shoulders, tied up with the Black velvet band.<br />
2. As I went walking down broadway, not intending to stay very long,<br />
I met with a frolicksome damsel as she came a tripping along.<br />
A watch she pulled out of her pocket and slipped it ripht into my hand,<br />
On the very first day that I met her: bad luck to the Black Velvet Band. CHORUS<br />
3. Before the judge and the jury the both of us had to appear,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d a gentleman swore to the jewellery - the case against us was clear.<br />
For seven years transportation right unto Van Dieman's Land,<br />
Far away from my friends and relations to follow her Black Velvet Band. CHORUS<br />
4. Oh,, all you brave young Irish lads, a warning take by me,<br />
Beware of the pretty young damsels that are roamin' in Tralee.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y'll treat you to whiskey and porter until you're unable to stand,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d before you have time for to leave them, you are unto Van Dieman's Land. CHORU<br />
<strong>The</strong> Boarding House <strong>Song</strong><br />
( inc. <strong>The</strong> Vet verses 5-7-mostly Fred Wedlock)<br />
1) <strong>The</strong> train was standing at the station when a young<br />
man full of care, running madly to get on it, tripped fell<br />
headlong down the stair. A dear old lady rushed up to<br />
him “Did you miss a step my son?”Looking up he said,<br />
“No lady, I hit every bloody one.”<br />
2) Girls can never change their nature, `tis a thing<br />
beyond their reach. If a girl is born a lemon she can<br />
never be a peach. But the law of compensation does this<br />
lesson to us teach: You can always squeeze a lemon,<br />
ever tried to squeeze a peach?<br />
3) At the boarding house where I stayed everything was<br />
growing old…..Silver hairs among the butter and the<br />
bread was green with mould. When the dog died we had<br />
sausages when the cat died catnip tea. When the<br />
landlord died I left there spare ribs were too much for me.<br />
4) Tell me Mr Tram Conductor said the lady old and frail.<br />
Will the electric current kill me if I stand upon this rail. I<br />
assure you that it will nothe cheeky tram conductor said.<br />
Unless you raise the other leg and put it on that<br />
powerline overhead!<br />
Vet<br />
Once there lived a vet in Hendred he was England’s<br />
finest vet. Crossed a parrot with a tiger won some very<br />
heavy bet. Tenderly he nursed the offspring for it was his<br />
pride and joy. Till one day it bit his hand off shouting, “<br />
Who’s a pretty boy?”<br />
So he went to get a transplant from a very famous Doc<br />
Said the surgeon I’m afraid I’ve only female hands in<br />
stock. Carry on the vet said bravely ah but now he<br />
suffers so. Every time he has a widdle his new hand will<br />
not let go.<br />
So he went back to the surgeon saying, “This will never<br />
do. My new hand just keeps on gripping when I’ve been<br />
to the loo. “Throw away your life size dolly” quipped the<br />
eminent old chap. “You can have your oats twice<br />
daily….now a hand job is on tap!”<br />
Blow the Man Down (trad)<br />
As I was a-walkin' down Paradise Street<br />
To me way, hay, blow the man down!<br />
A flash looking packet I chanced for to meet<br />
Oh, gi' me some time to blow the man down!<br />
Blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down<br />
To me way, hay, blow the man down!<br />
Blow him right back to Liverpool town<br />
Oh, gi' me some time to blow the man down!<br />
She was bowlin' along with the wind blowin' free<br />
She clewed up her courses an' waited for me<br />
She was round in the counter and bluff in the bow<br />
So I hold in all sailing, cryin', well enough now<br />
Where she did hail from I really can't tell<br />
But I gave her my flipper, we're both bound for hell<br />
Come all you young sailors, take warning by me<br />
Never take a young Liverpool gal on your knee<br />
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