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An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring

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Bring Me Sunshine (Sylvia Dee)<br />

Bring me Sunshine, in your smile,<br />

Bring me Laughter, all the while,<br />

In this world where we live, there should be more<br />

happiness,<br />

So much joy you can give, to each brand new bright<br />

tomorrow,<br />

Make me happy, through the years,<br />

Never bring me, any tears,<br />

Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above<br />

Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.<br />

Bring me Sunshine, in your eyes,<br />

Bring me rainbows, from the skies,<br />

Life's too short to be spent having anything but fun,<br />

We can be so content, if we gather little sunbeams,<br />

Be light-hearted, all day long,<br />

Keep me singing, happy songs,<br />

Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above<br />

Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.<br />

ed: Let`s lower the tone, things are too nice here...<br />

Bring me shingles, bring me piles<br />

Bring me tapeworm, miles and miles....<br />

Brisk Young Tailor (trad)<br />

It’s of a brisk young tailor a story I’ll relate<br />

He lived at an Inn called the Ram and the Gate<br />

<strong>The</strong> Ram and the Gate was the place where he did<br />

dwell<br />

<strong>An</strong>d wine and women’s company he loves exceeding well.<br />

Oh well, oh well, oh well me boys oh well<br />

<strong>An</strong>d wine and women’s company he loves exceeding<br />

well<br />

Now this tailor he’d been drinking a glass or two of wine<br />

<strong>An</strong>d not being used to drinking why it caused his<br />

face to shine<br />

It caused his face to shine just like the rising sun<br />

<strong>An</strong>d he swore he’d have a bonny lass before the night<br />

was done<br />

So he sat her on his knee and he called her his sweet<br />

honey<br />

<strong>An</strong>d as they were talking she was fingering of his money<br />

She was fingering of his money when the tailor<br />

smiled and said<br />

If you lend me your petticoats I’ll dance like a maid<br />

<strong>The</strong> tailor pulled his breeches off and the petticoats put on<br />

<strong>The</strong> tailor danced a dance while the lass she sang a song<br />

<strong>The</strong> tailor danced a dance and played a pretty tune<br />

<strong>An</strong>d she danced the tailors breeches right out of the<br />

room<br />

Oh has ever a poor tailor been as done as I’ve been<br />

done<br />

My watch and my money and breeches are all gone<br />

Oh how can I go home like this they’ garden flower<br />

<strong>An</strong>d if ever I get my breeches back I’ll never dance no more<br />

Bring Us a Barrel (Keith Marsden)<br />

1. No man that`s a drinker drinks Ale from a pin<br />

Because there’s too little stuff within.<br />

Four and a half is each measure in full,<br />

Too small for our sup; not enough for us all,<br />

chorus:<br />

So bring us a barrel, and set it up right,<br />

Bring us a barrel to last out the night,<br />

Bring us a barrel, no matter how high,<br />

We’ll drink it up lads, we’ll drink it dry.<br />

2. That poor little firkin, nine gallons in all,<br />

Though the ale, it is good, the measure`s too small<br />

For lads that are drinkers, like you and like I,<br />

That firkin small barrel will quickly run dry.<br />

3. So roll out your hogshead and roll out the butt,<br />

<strong>The</strong>re are the measures before us to put,<br />

<strong>The</strong> jug will pass round and good ale, it will flow,<br />

<strong>An</strong>d we’ll be content for an hour or so.<br />

4. <strong>An</strong>d when I am dying and on my death bed,<br />

By my bedside leave a fine full hogshead,<br />

<strong>An</strong>d if down below I must go when I die,<br />

<strong>The</strong>n me and Old Nick, we can both drink it dry,<br />

Bring Us a Teapot (ad by ed, tune: Bring Us a Barrel)<br />

1. No man that`s a drinker drinks tea that ain`t hot<br />

Cos you don`t get the flavour inside your teapot<br />

A steaming hot liquid you need for a brew<br />

For to bring full contentment for me and for you.<br />

Chorus:<br />

So bring us a teapot and set it upright<br />

Bring us a teapot to last us the night<br />

Bring us a teapot no matter how hot<br />

We`ll drink it up boys we`ll drink the lot<br />

2. So come ye bold heroes and list` to my song<br />

I`ve sung in the praise of hot tea for so long<strong>The</strong>re`s<br />

nice little teashops over England do roll<br />

Bring me the milk ladle and the grand sugar bowl.<br />

3. For we`re still upstanding when we down our pot<br />

<strong>An</strong>d we don`t much fall over when we drink a lot.<br />

But tea`s more diuretic than ale it is true<br />

<strong>An</strong>d we spend half our time in the gentlemen`s loo.<br />

4. A thing happened last week to sour my mood<br />

<strong>The</strong>y gave me some iced tea which wasn`t quite<br />

brewed<br />

<strong>An</strong>d charged a huge fortune I could ill afford<br />

Which froze all my assets and had to be thawed.<br />

5. When I`m on my deathbed there`s one thing to do<br />

Lay by my side a hot, full flavoured brew<br />

<strong>An</strong>d if down below I must go when I die<br />

Me and Old Nick we will both drink it dry!<br />

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