An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
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Bold Sir John (Ronnie Barker)<br />
Bold Sir John was young and fair and Bold Sir John<br />
was gay<br />
He said I’ll tread the morning dew to take the air and<br />
listen to… the twittering of the birds all day ,<br />
the bumblebees at play<br />
<strong>The</strong> twit , the twit, the twit, the twit<strong>The</strong> twittering of<br />
the birds all day.<br />
<strong>The</strong> bum, the bum, the bum, the bum<br />
<strong>The</strong> bumblebees at play.<br />
Bold Sir John went on his way observing natives<br />
farce<br />
Dear Mother Earth oh tell me pray why elephants<br />
live so long they say<br />
Your flies live but a day, then they drop dead upon<br />
the grass.<br />
Your flies, your flies, your flies, your flies<br />
Your flies live but a day then they<br />
Drop dead, drop dead, drop dead, drop dead<br />
Drop dead upon the grass.<br />
Now Bold Sir John he met a maid as on her back<br />
she lay<br />
Please show respect and come not near for I’ve<br />
seen many a maiden here get lost among the new<br />
mown hay,<br />
So doff your hat I pray!<br />
Get lost, get lost, get lost, get lost<br />
Get lost among the new mown hay<br />
So doff, so doff, so doff, so doff<br />
So doff your hat I pray!<br />
When Bold Sir John returned home they gave him<br />
gin to try<br />
Nay fill me up with liquor not, nor give me grain or<br />
grape to sup<br />
Pour cowslips dew into my cup a Puritan am I…<br />
Pour cow, pour cow, pour cow, pour cow<br />
Pour cowslips dew into my cup<br />
A pur, a pur, a pur, a pur<br />
Up you, up you, up you, up you, a Puritan am I.<br />
Boomerang! (Les Barker. ad. ed. tune: Jingle Bells)<br />
Boomerang, boomerang I throw this thing away<br />
This is what I try to do every single day. X2<br />
1) I`ve had this bent old stick<br />
Since I don`t know wnhe<br />
Tried to throw the thing away<br />
But it just comes back again<br />
It really gets me down I know I should not let it<br />
But the thing that drives me crazy is<br />
HOW DID FIRST GET IT?<br />
2) One day while out the front<br />
I chucked it ran indoors<br />
<strong>The</strong>n I heard this voice that hollered<br />
IS THIS BOOMERANG YOURS?<br />
I threw it for my dog we used to call him Jack<br />
But every time we threw it up<br />
It brought the dog straight back<br />
Boozing (trad.)<br />
Now is the lot of a poor single man?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
<strong>An</strong>d what is he doing whenever he can?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
You may think I’m wrong and you may think I’m<br />
right,<br />
I’m not going to argue, I know you can fight,<br />
But what do you think we are doing tonight?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
ch: Boozing, boozing, just you and I<br />
Boozing, boozing, when we are dry.<br />
Some do it openly, some on the sly<br />
But we all are bloody well boozing.<br />
<strong>An</strong>d what does the Salvation Army run down?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
<strong>An</strong>d what are they banning in every town?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
<strong>The</strong> stand on street corners, they holler and shout,<br />
<strong>The</strong>y shout about things they know naff all about.<br />
But what are they doing when its time for lights out?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
<strong>An</strong>d what are the joys of a poor married man?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
What is he doing whenever he can?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
He comes home at night and he gives his wife all<br />
He goes out a-shopping, makes many a call<br />
But what brings him home hanging on to a wall?<br />
Boozing, bloody well boozing!<br />
3) Once I saw a shop with a boomerang on display<br />
Tried to tell the shopkeeper I`d brought it yesterday<br />
You can exchange this stick,<br />
You shouldn`t get the sack<br />
He said this thing is different<br />
For they`ll always be this come back.<br />
4) At last it flipped my head<br />
i strapped some semtex to<br />
<strong>The</strong> middle of the boomerang<br />
Without thinking things through.<br />
Ok what happened next I really should have known,<br />
<strong>The</strong> blessed boomerang survived<br />
But not our lovely home.<br />
5) So this Christmas time think ahead please do<br />
If you think a boomerang is just the thing for you.<br />
I always have this phrase and so does my dear wife<br />
`t`s just like when you have a pet<br />
A BOOMERANGS FOR LIFE!<br />
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