An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
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Hello Missus (cont.)<br />
Take me home, no more a martyr,<br />
I can`t sleep from all the farters.<br />
Don`t leave me-that squire`s begun to stare<br />
I might get eaten by him bare!<br />
Take me home I promise I will not make noise<br />
When I return with all the boys.<br />
Oh please take me away<br />
I`ve been here one whole day!<br />
Hello sweetheart, darling missus<br />
You`re so precious, you`re delicious.<br />
Let me come home if you miss me.<br />
I will even let you`re mother hug and kiss me!<br />
Wait a minute, it`s started pouring<br />
Won`t be dancing in the morning.<br />
In a tavern with a beverage.<br />
So my dearest missus disregard this message!<br />
Hello Muddah (Alan Sherman)<br />
Hello Muddah, hello Faddah<br />
Here I ameth Camp Granada.<br />
It is very entertaining<br />
<strong>An</strong>d they say we’ll have some fun if it stops raining!<br />
I went hiking with Joe Spring,<br />
He developed Poison Ivy.<br />
You remember Leonard Skinner.<br />
He got Toe Main Poisoning last night after dinner.<br />
All the councillors hate the waiters<br />
<strong>An</strong>d the camp has Alligators.<br />
<strong>An</strong>d the Head Coach wants no cissys<br />
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.<br />
Now I don’t want this to scare you,<br />
But my bunk mate has Malaria.<br />
You remember Jeffrey Hardy.<br />
<strong>The</strong>y’re about to organise a searching party.<br />
Ref: Take me home o Muddah Faddah<br />
Take me home I hate Granada<br />
Don’t leave me I’ll end up as a square<br />
I might get eaten by a bear<br />
Take me home I promise I will not make noise<br />
Or mess the house with other boys<br />
O please don’t make me stay<br />
I’ve been here one whole day!<br />
Dearest Faddah, darling Muddah,<br />
How’s my precious little Brother.<br />
Let me come home if you miss me.<br />
I will even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.<br />
Wait a minute, it’s stopped hailing,<br />
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing<br />
Playing baseball, G that’s better.<br />
Muddah Faddah kindly disregard this letter!<br />
A nd now I have come to the crux of my tale.<br />
At first he turned red, then he turned pale,<br />
<strong>The</strong>n he offered a prayer, for prayers never fail,<br />
So 'tis sai, for payers never fail..<br />
Of the truth of this tale, there is no doubt at all.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Lord heard his prayer and He answered his call:<br />
Though he let go the hat, the hat didn't fall.<br />
A blessed miracle! <strong>The</strong> hat didn`t fall.<br />
Hell's <strong>An</strong>gel (lyrics Wild Biker, tune Wild Rover)<br />
I've been a Hell's <strong>An</strong>gel for many's the year<br />
<strong>An</strong>d I've spent all me money on black leather gear<br />
Me bike is all rusty and I'm saddle sore<br />
<strong>An</strong>d I never will play the Hell's <strong>An</strong>gel no more!<br />
I went into a bikeshop I used to frequent<br />
<strong>An</strong>d I told the mechanic me camshaft was bent<br />
I asked for a new one, he answered "No Way!"<br />
Yer bike is a Honda - we stock BSA!"<br />
I took from me pocket me Hitler Youth knife<br />
<strong>An</strong>d his eyes opened wide as he fled for his life<br />
Saying "I was just joking, take whatever you like!"<br />
I said "Ta very much, mate, I'll have a new bike!"<br />
This bike needed greasing before I could ride<br />
So I took it and lay underneath it outside<br />
But I'd only just started when in from of me eyes<br />
I saw two great big jackboots with black shiny toes!<br />
<strong>An</strong>d now , as I lie here - both legs in a cast<br />
That's the first fight I've had and I swear its me last!<br />
<strong>An</strong>d when I get out of the intensive care ward<br />
Sure I never will play the hell's angel no more!<br />
<strong>The</strong> Hermit (tune from Digital Tradition)<br />
A hermit once lived in a beautiful dell,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d it is no legend, this story I tell,<br />
So my father declared, who knew him quite well,<br />
<strong>The</strong> hermit he knew him quite well.<br />
He lived in a cave by the side of the lake,<br />
Decoctions of herbs for his health he would take,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d only of fish could this good man partake<br />
On Friday could this man partake.<br />
<strong>An</strong>d most of his time he spent in repose.<br />
Once a year he would bathe both his body and clothes.<br />
How the lake ever stood it, the Lord only knows,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d He won't tell, the Lord only knows<br />
One day as he rose, dripping and wet,<br />
His horrified vision three pretty girls met;<br />
In matters of gallantry, he wasn't a vet,<br />
So he blushed, he wasn’t a vet.<br />
He grabbed up his hat that lay on the beach,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d covered up all that its wide brim would reach,<br />
<strong>The</strong>n he cried to the girls in a horrified screech,<br />
``Go away,'' in a horrified screech.<br />
But the girls only laughed at his pitiful plight,<br />
<strong>An</strong>d begged him to show them the wonderful sight,<br />
But he clung to his hat with all of his might<br />
To hide it, with all of his might.<br />
But just at this moment a villainous gnat<br />
Made the hermit forget just where he was at.<br />
He struck at the insect, and let go of the hat --<br />
``Oh, horrors!'' let go of the hat.<br />
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