An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
An Apres Morris Song Archive - The Morris Ring
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<strong>The</strong> Bane of the County Down<br />
(WJ Bethancourt, parody of Star of the County Down)<br />
Near Banbridge town in the County Down<br />
One morning last July<br />
Down a boreen green came a keen Colleen<br />
<strong>An</strong>d she smiled as she passed me by.<br />
She looked so sweet from her two left feet<br />
<strong>An</strong>d her neat little pretty crossed eyes<br />
With a wart on her nose and a run in her hose<br />
She was scaring the passers-by!<br />
ch. From Bantry Bay down to Derry Quay<br />
From Galway to Dublin town.<br />
No maid I met could scare me yet<br />
Like the girl from the County Down!<br />
She`d one yellow eye and a look so sly<br />
<strong>An</strong>d a nose like the rose in bloom<br />
<strong>An</strong>d you winced at each note from her wattled throat<br />
As she murdered an Irish tune.<br />
At the pattern dance you were in a trance<br />
As she fell to the floor in a jig<br />
<strong>An</strong>d out by the wall you couldn`t tell<br />
This girl from the farmer`s pig<br />
Such a scarey sow she`d abort a cow<br />
<strong>An</strong>d she curdled the milk in a jar.<br />
<strong>An</strong>d it was sure death for to smell her breath<br />
For it melted the high road`s tar.<br />
<strong>The</strong> flowers died and the babies cried<br />
<strong>An</strong>d the green grass all turned brown<br />
<strong>The</strong> dogs all howled and the cats they yowled<br />
At the girl from the County Down.<br />
Bandy Bertha (Fred Douglas)<br />
A poet loves the springtime and the bumblebee the hive<br />
A worm just likes to turn around to see if he’s alive<br />
But I’ve a girl that I like who will keep me all my life<br />
I’ve asked if she’d marry me and if she’d be my wife.<br />
Ch.<br />
I met her WHO? Bandy Bertha WHEN?<br />
In the merry month of May<br />
I teased her WHEN? When I freezed her<br />
In the duckpond Christmas Day<br />
I hugged her WHY? Cos I loved her<br />
<strong>An</strong>d I know she’s mine alright<br />
<strong>An</strong>d I kissed her WHERE? On her birthday<br />
In Ma’s cowshed last night.<br />
When I first met ‘er down the lane I knew I were in clover<br />
She looked just like a girt big stew her dumplings boiling over.<br />
I said why don’t you cover them up you’ll surely catch your death<br />
She said the way you’re chasing I I can’t even catch my breath.<br />
Her neck is shapely as a swans’ I won’t say it’s as white.<br />
Her teeth are like the twinkling stars, they all come out at night.<br />
Her face is not good looking but it also isn’t plain.<br />
It’s like a blotting pad that’s been out all night in the rain.<br />
When the tourist season comes along the police they stand her out…<br />
In the middle of the crossroads as a traffic roundabout<br />
<strong>An</strong>d in the springtime she’s busy out in the fields all day…<br />
With a three prong fork stuck up behind to scare the birds away.BA<br />
Banks of the Ohio (trad.)<br />
I asked my love to take a walk,<br />
To take a walk, just a little walk.<br />
Down besides where the waters flow,<br />
Down by the banks of the Ohio.<br />
Ch. <strong>An</strong>d only say that you’ll be mine<br />
In no other hearts entwine<br />
Down beside where the waters flow<br />
Down by the banks of the Ohio.<br />
I held a knife against his breast<br />
As into my arms he pressed.<br />
He cried “my love, don’t murder me.<br />
I’m not prepared for eternity.”<br />
I wandered home tween twelve and one I cried,<br />
“My God what have I done?<br />
I’ve killed the only man I love.<br />
He would not take me for his bride.”<br />
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