The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
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“I’m going,” said Billie resolutely. It occurred to her,<br />
as it has occurred to so many women before her, how<br />
helpless men are in a crisis. <str<strong>on</strong>g>The</str<strong>on</strong>g> temporary withdrawal<br />
of Jane Hubbard had had <strong>the</strong> effect which <strong>the</strong> removal<br />
of <strong>the</strong> rudder has <strong>on</strong> a boat. “It’s <strong>the</strong> <strong>on</strong>ly thing to do. I<br />
shall be back in no time.”<br />
She stepped firmly to <strong>the</strong> coat-rack, and began to put<br />
<strong>on</strong> her motoring-cloak. And just <strong>the</strong>n Jane Hubbard<br />
came downstairs, shepherding before her a pale and<br />
glassy-eyed Bream.<br />
“Right under <strong>the</strong> bed,” she announced cheerfully,<br />
“making a noise like a piece of fluff in order to deceive<br />
burglars.”<br />
Billie cast a scornful look at her fiancé. Absolutely<br />
unjustified, in my opini<strong>on</strong>, but never<strong>the</strong>less she cast it.<br />
But it had no effect at all. Terror had stunned Bream<br />
Mortimer’s percepti<strong>on</strong>s. His was what <strong>the</strong> doctors call<br />
a penumbral mental c<strong>on</strong>diti<strong>on</strong>.<br />
“Bream,” said Billie, “I want you to come in <strong>the</strong> car<br />
with me to fetch <strong>the</strong> police.”<br />
“All right,” said Bream.<br />
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“Get your coat.”<br />
“All right,” said Bream.<br />
“And cap.”<br />
“All right,” said Bream.<br />
He followed Billie in a docile manner out through<br />
<strong>the</strong> fr<strong>on</strong>t door, and <strong>the</strong>y made <strong>the</strong>ir way to <strong>the</strong> garage<br />
at <strong>the</strong> back of <strong>the</strong> house, both silent. <str<strong>on</strong>g>The</str<strong>on</strong>g> <strong>on</strong>ly difference<br />
between <strong>the</strong>ir respective silences was that Billie’s<br />
was thoughtful, while Bream’s was just <strong>the</strong> silence of a<br />
man who has unhitched his brain and is getting al<strong>on</strong>g<br />
as well as he can without it.<br />
In <strong>the</strong> hall <strong>the</strong>y had left, Jane Hubbard <strong>on</strong>ce more<br />
took command of affairs.<br />
“Well, that’s something d<strong>on</strong>e,” she said, scratching<br />
Smith’s broad back with <strong>the</strong> muzzle of her weap<strong>on</strong>.<br />
“Something accomplished, something d<strong>on</strong>e, has earned<br />
a night’s repose. Not that we’re going to get it yet. I<br />
think those fellows are hiding somewhere, and we ought<br />
to search <strong>the</strong> house and rout <strong>the</strong>m out. It’s a pity Smith<br />
isn’t a bloodhound. He’s a good cake-hound, but as a<br />
watch-dog he doesn’t finish in <strong>the</strong> first ten.”