The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
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“Very well, Sir Mallaby.”<br />
“That’s that. Ready? Messrs. Brigney, Goole and<br />
Butterworth. What infernal names <strong>the</strong>se people have.<br />
SIRS,—On behalf of our client … oh, hullo, Sam!”<br />
“Good morning, fa<strong>the</strong>r.”<br />
“Take a seat. I’m busy, but I’ll be finished in a moment.<br />
Where was I, Miss Milliken?”<br />
“‘On behalf of our client ….’”<br />
“Oh, yes. On behalf of our client Mr. Wibblesley<br />
Eggshaw …. Where <strong>the</strong>se people get <strong>the</strong>ir names I’m<br />
hanged if I know. Your poor mo<strong>the</strong>r wanted to call<br />
you Hyacinth, Sam. You may not know it, but in <strong>the</strong><br />
‘nineties when you were born, children were frequently<br />
christened Hyacinth. Well, I saved you from that.”<br />
His attenti<strong>on</strong> now diverted to his s<strong>on</strong>, Sir Mallaby<br />
seemed to remember that <strong>the</strong> latter had just returned<br />
from a l<strong>on</strong>g journey and that he had not seen him for<br />
many weeks. He inspected him with interest.<br />
“Very glad you’re back, Sam. So you didn’t win?”<br />
“No, I got beaten in <strong>the</strong> semi-finals.”<br />
“American amateurs are a very hot lot, <strong>the</strong> best <strong>on</strong>es.<br />
P. G. Wodehouse<br />
87<br />
I suppose you were weak <strong>on</strong> <strong>the</strong> greens. I warned you<br />
about that. You’ll have to rub up your putting before<br />
next year.”<br />
At <strong>the</strong> idea that any such mundane pursuit as practising<br />
putting could appeal to his broken spirit now,<br />
Sam uttered a bitter laugh. It was as if Dante had recommended<br />
some lost soul in <strong>the</strong> Inferno to occupy his<br />
mind by knitting jumpers.<br />
“Well, you seem to be in great spirits,” said Sir<br />
Mallaby approvingly. “It’s pleasant to hear your merry<br />
laugh again. Isn’t it, Miss Milliken?”<br />
“Extremely exhilarating,” agreed <strong>the</strong> stenographer,<br />
adjusting her spectacles and smiling at Sam, for whom<br />
<strong>the</strong>re was a soft spot in her heart.<br />
A sense of <strong>the</strong> futility of life oppressed Sam. As he<br />
gazed in <strong>the</strong> glass that morning, he had thought, not<br />
without a certain gloomy satisfacti<strong>on</strong>, how remarkably<br />
pale and drawn his face looked. And <strong>the</strong>se people<br />
seemed to imagine that he was in <strong>the</strong> highest spirits.<br />
His laughter, which had sounded to him like <strong>the</strong> wailing<br />
of a dem<strong>on</strong>, struck Miss Milliken as exhilarating.