The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
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oosting in all your life, I’m going to ring for J. B.<br />
Midgeley and I’m going to tell him to bring me a bit of<br />
dinner in here and I’m going to eat it before your eyes.”<br />
“But you’ve had dinner.”<br />
“Well, I’ll have ano<strong>the</strong>r. I feel just ready for a nice fat<br />
pork chop ….”<br />
“Stop! Stop!”<br />
“A nice fat pork chop with potatoes and lots of cabbage,”<br />
repeated Sam firmly. “And I shall eat it here <strong>on</strong><br />
this very lounge. Now how do we go?”<br />
“You wouldn’t do that!” said Eustace piteously.<br />
“I would and will.”<br />
“But I shouldn’t be any good at <strong>the</strong> piano. I’ve forgotten<br />
how <strong>the</strong> thing used to go.”<br />
“You haven’t d<strong>on</strong>e anything of <strong>the</strong> kind. I come in<br />
and say ‘Hullo, Ernest!’ and you say ‘Hullo, Frank!’<br />
and <strong>the</strong>n you help me tell <strong>the</strong> story about <strong>the</strong> Pullman<br />
car. A child could do your part of it.”<br />
“Perhaps <strong>the</strong>re is some child <strong>on</strong> board ….”<br />
“No. I want you. I shall feel safe with you. We’ve<br />
d<strong>on</strong>e it toge<strong>the</strong>r before.”<br />
P. G. Wodehouse<br />
67<br />
“But, h<strong>on</strong>estly, I really d<strong>on</strong>’t think … it isn’t as if ….”<br />
Sam rose and extended a finger towards <strong>the</strong> bell.<br />
“Stop! Stop!” cried Eustace Hignett. “I’ll do it!”<br />
Sam withdrew his finger.<br />
“Good!” he said. “We’ve just got time for a rehearsal<br />
while you’re dressing. ‘Hullo, Ernest!’”<br />
“‘Hullo, Frank,’” said Eustace Hignett brokenly as<br />
he searched for his unfamiliar trousers.