The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
The Girl on the Boat - Penn State University
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“D<strong>on</strong>’t do it!” said Eustace Hignett solemnly. “As a<br />
friend I entreat you not to do it. Take my advice, as a<br />
man who knows women, and d<strong>on</strong>’t do it!”<br />
“D<strong>on</strong>’t do what?”<br />
“Propose to her. I can tell by <strong>the</strong> glitter in your eye<br />
that you are intending to propose to this girl—probably<br />
this morning.”<br />
“Not this morning—after lunch. I always think <strong>on</strong>e<br />
can do <strong>on</strong>eself more justice after lunch.”<br />
“D<strong>on</strong>’t do it. Women are <strong>the</strong> devil, whe<strong>the</strong>r <strong>the</strong>y<br />
marry you or jilt you. Do you realise that women wear<br />
black evening dresses that have to be hooked up in a<br />
hurry when you are late for <strong>the</strong> <strong>the</strong>atre, and that, out<br />
of sheer want<strong>on</strong> malignity, <strong>the</strong> hooks and eyes <strong>on</strong> those<br />
dresses are also made black? Do you realise …?”<br />
“Oh, I’ve thought it all out.”<br />
“And take <strong>the</strong> matter of children. How would you<br />
like to become <strong>the</strong> fa<strong>the</strong>r—and a mere glance around<br />
you will show you that <strong>the</strong> chances are enormously in<br />
favour of such a thing happening—of a boy with spectacles<br />
and protruding fr<strong>on</strong>t teeth who asks questi<strong>on</strong>s<br />
<str<strong>on</strong>g>The</str<strong>on</strong>g> <str<strong>on</strong>g>Girl</str<strong>on</strong>g> <strong>on</strong> <strong>the</strong> <strong>Boat</strong><br />
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all <strong>the</strong> time? Out of six small boys whom I saw when I<br />
came <strong>on</strong> board, four wore spectacles and had teeth<br />
like rabbits. <str<strong>on</strong>g>The</str<strong>on</strong>g> o<strong>the</strong>r two were equally revolting in<br />
different styles. How would you like to become <strong>the</strong><br />
fa<strong>the</strong>r …?”<br />
“<str<strong>on</strong>g>The</str<strong>on</strong>g>re is no need to be indelicate,” said Sam stiffly.<br />
“A man must take <strong>the</strong>se chances.”<br />
“Give her <strong>the</strong> miss in baulk,” pleaded Hignett. “Stay<br />
down here for <strong>the</strong> rest of <strong>the</strong> voyage. You can easily<br />
dodge her when you get to Southampt<strong>on</strong>. And, if she<br />
sends messages, say you’re ill and can’t be disturbed.”<br />
Sam gazed at him, revolted. More than ever he began<br />
to understand how it was that a girl with ideals<br />
had broken off her engagement with this man. He finished<br />
dressing, and, after a satisfying breakfast, went<br />
<strong>on</strong> deck.<br />
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IT WAS, as he had said, a glorious morning. <str<strong>on</strong>g>The</str<strong>on</strong>g> sample