WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
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CHAPTER VI<br />
THE LAW AND THE LADY<br />
“Women have, commonly, a very positive moral<br />
sense; that which they will, is right; that which<br />
they reject, is wrong.” – Henry Adams<br />
The lawyers have made such a complicated mess out of the word-game they<br />
call legal reasoning that any effort to dissect even a tiny part of that reasoning and<br />
show it up for the fake that it is, inevitably makes tough going. In a sense, that fact<br />
has been the intellectual Maginot Line of The Law. Plenty of people have long<br />
suspected that the lawyers with their long words were indulging in nothing more nor<br />
less than wholesale flimflam, but when it comes down to trying to take the flimflam,<br />
with all its myriad trappings, apart, people just can’t be bothered. And even a<br />
personally conducted tour through the mirror mazes of legal logic becomes tiring<br />
and confusing.<br />
It may, however, be possible to indicate something of the futility and<br />
irrelevance of legal processes merely by an imaginary application of the legal way of<br />
settling problems to a field in which decisions are customarily made in a more direct<br />
and efficient manner. Suppose, just for instance, a housewife – by repute one of the<br />
more practical species of human being – were to run her affairs for a day according<br />
to the legal pattern of principles, counter-principles, and concepts. Suppose ---.<br />
In the first place, she would of course be guided, from afar, by a dim and<br />
conveniently ambiguous ideal of personal justice. She would be bothered about<br />
doing the right thing, making the right decision, but since she would be her own<br />
Supreme Court, anything she did would be right – after she did it. The difficulty<br />
would lie in deciding beforehand what to do and what not to do, in accordance with<br />
the inexorable rules of her personal Law.<br />
That Law would have two primary principles. The first would be that<br />
anything which seems presently desirable is right. The second would be that<br />
anything which seems presently desirable is likely, in the long run, to be wrong. Of<br />
course, the two principles might occasionally seem to conflict in their application to<br />
a specific fact situation, but that would be of minor importance since both, in the<br />
abstract, would be entirely valid lergal principles. Each, moreover, would be<br />
buttressed with sub-principles and sub-sub-principles which might come in handy in<br />
making certain sorts of decisions.<br />
The lady’s day begins. Her first decision, obviously, is whether to get up or<br />
lie in bed a little longer. She remembers that The Law is that anything which seems<br />
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