WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
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principles of The Law are phrased in unfamiliar and therefore impressive language,<br />
so that their vagueness, their contradictions, their frequent and obvious use merely to<br />
justify desired results, all these are concealed from the non-lawyer’s untrained eye.<br />
Substitute “within the legislative intent” for “desirable,” substitute “executory<br />
contract contemplating adequate consideration” for “appointment with the<br />
hairdresser,” and the lady’s legal principles begin to take on a fake dignity, an air of<br />
solemnity and importance. This dignity, moreover, has no relation at all to the<br />
meaning, or lack of meaning, of the words used.<br />
Or, going at it from the opposite angle, take the well-bolstered legal principle<br />
that state regulation of private enterprise amounts to deprivation of property without<br />
due process of law unless sanctioned as a proper exercise of the state police power.<br />
Substitute for it the simple and equally enlightening statement that certain state laws<br />
are bad unless they are good – and The Law begins to sound as silly as the lady.<br />
As a matter of fact, The Law and those who lay it down are often considerably<br />
sillier than the lady. For the lady, as was perfectly apparent, knew what she wanted<br />
and decided accordingly, unbothered by the requirement that she justify each of her<br />
decisions with a broad generalization of principle. That requirement was easily<br />
satisfied because all the decisions she was called on to make affected her, the judge,<br />
directly and immediately, and because the business of fitting a principle to a<br />
ready-made decision was, as it always is in law and elsewhere, a simple matter.<br />
But the judges who make legal decisions frequently have not the slightest<br />
interest in the outcome of the cases they are deciding. Of course if they have such an<br />
interest – and even judges are not immune from political and social emotions; they<br />
like or hate the New Deal, they approve or disapprove of labor unions, they trust or<br />
mistrust big business – then they can and often do, consciously or unconsciously,<br />
revert to the legal procedure of the lady. They judge first and justify afterward. And<br />
in so doing they are acting, if not in a judicial, at least in a practical manner. (Being<br />
practical and being judicial in the cold legal sense are just about mutually exclusive<br />
anyway.)<br />
In run-of-the-mine cases, however, the sort that make up much of the business<br />
of The law, the judges don’t care who wins nor what the eventual decision will be.<br />
The lawyers in the case always care; they know beforehand what decision they want<br />
and so they, in the practical manner of the lady, can fit their generalizations, their<br />
legal pleading, to the desired result. Not so the judges. How then do the judges ever<br />
achieve an answer?<br />
What the judges do, actually, is what the lady pretended to do – and, for that<br />
matter, what the judges themselves pretend to do when the answer is of any concern<br />
to them. They balance – don’t laugh – one set of abstract principles against another<br />
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