WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
WOE UNTO YOU, LAWYERS!
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The lady’s next two problems are comparatively easy, their answers dictated<br />
by long lines of solid precedent. Should she bother to brush her teeth? Yes, because<br />
she has always interpreted her Law that way, under the general principle that<br />
whatever is said to be good for the health is right. Should she turn her hot shower<br />
cold before she gets out? No, because she has always interpreted her Law that way,<br />
under the general principle that whatever is said to be good for the health is likely to<br />
be undesirable and therefore, by simple legal logic, wrong.<br />
The choice of a dress to wear downtown, a choice which narrows down to a<br />
practical black number, two months old, and a brand-new blue and white print,<br />
brings other legal concepts into the picture. There is the concept of economy –<br />
embodied in the principle that what is economical is right and also in the<br />
sub-principle that what is economical in the short run is probably extravagant in the<br />
long run – and this concept seems to favor the black dress which will not get dirty so<br />
easily. But the concept of smartness, a typical legal concept in that its contents and<br />
meaning are constantly changing from time to time and from place to place, seems to<br />
favor the blue and white dress.<br />
The lady’s decision in this matter is judicial in the extreme. She bows to the<br />
paramount principle that in question of dress, whatever is smart is right, recognizing<br />
as she does so that this is one of her few rules of Law to which there is almost no<br />
exception, the only legal question which ever arises concerning it being what is<br />
smart. But in deference to the principle of economy, she determines to keep her<br />
dress clean by riding downtown in a taxi instead of on a street car. In thus<br />
reconciling a conflict between two apparently irreconcilable principles, the lady has<br />
displayed her mastery of the legal process.<br />
Once downtown, the lady is aware that she has entered a different legal<br />
jurisdiction. The same general principles are, in the main, still good Law, but their<br />
interpretation tends to vary. For instance, what seems presently desirable is still<br />
right and what seems presently desirable is still likely, in the long run, to be wrong,<br />
yet the question as to what is presently desirable involves a greater emphasis on the<br />
rule that what other people believe to be proper is desirable, and a correspondingly<br />
lesser insistence on the home rule that what other people believe to be proper is<br />
usually undesirable.<br />
Thus the lady, after careful consideration of the question whether to give her<br />
hairdresser a generous tip or merely an adequate tip, finds the solution in the<br />
principle that what other people believe to be proper is desirable, especially when<br />
outside the home jurisdiction. Narrowing down this principle so that “people”<br />
means “person” and “person” refers to the hairdresser – a simple legal deduction –<br />
she leaves a generous tip. This ruling is also in strict conformity with the abstract<br />
legal ideal of economy, when considered in the light of the well-recognized legal<br />
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