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fi t to be square<br />
a saga of shap<strong>in</strong>g up by johnny st. thomas<br />
I<br />
always thought of work<strong>in</strong>g out as a distraction for squares. The person I imag<strong>in</strong>e<br />
talk<strong>in</strong>g about “go<strong>in</strong>g to <strong>the</strong> gym” has a good boy haircut, a brand new Volkswagen or<br />
Cooper M<strong>in</strong>i, and gravitates toward turtleneck shirts when <strong>the</strong> wea<strong>the</strong>r is right. Maybe<br />
even a turtleneck with blazer, if he’s go<strong>in</strong>g on a date.<br />
When I was young (and sk<strong>in</strong>ny) I always assumed that if I started to ga<strong>in</strong> weight,<br />
I would just have to adjust how I ate. You should eat as much fat as your regular activities burn<br />
off, right? After I turned twenty-fi ve, I noticed that I was thicken<strong>in</strong>g up. I don’t know if it had to<br />
do with mak<strong>in</strong>g more money, thus eat<strong>in</strong>g out more, or just hav<strong>in</strong>g a more regular schedule that<br />
ac<strong>com</strong>modated three square meals a day. But my activities were about <strong>the</strong> same. Without really<br />
notic<strong>in</strong>g, my weight had surpassed my activity level. Now at thirty-three-years old, I hadn’t been to<br />
see a doctor <strong>in</strong> more than fi ve years; it’s about time I started act<strong>in</strong>g like an adult and got on some<br />
prescription medications!<br />
After read<strong>in</strong>g all of <strong>the</strong> benefi cial <strong>in</strong>formation <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Heart Health <strong>issue</strong> of this very publication, I<br />
went to <strong>the</strong> doctor and had my blood work done. Dr. Dang (my new physician) <strong>in</strong>formed me that my<br />
cholesterol was high (over 300) and prescribed a change of diet and regular exercise. He wanted me<br />
to be<strong>com</strong>e a square. This is a major part of <strong>the</strong> formula. What next, would Dr. Dang prescribe driv<strong>in</strong>g<br />
a Hummer and hang<strong>in</strong>g out at Twisted Mart<strong>in</strong>i?<br />
He re<strong>com</strong>mended I do some research and craft a diet for myself that is high <strong>in</strong> fi ber and<br />
Omega-3 Fatty Acids and reduce <strong>the</strong> amount of high cholesterol foods I eat. This is a challenge s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />
<strong>the</strong>re are few th<strong>in</strong>gs I love more than meat, eggs, butter and cheese (except for fried meat, eggs fried<br />
<strong>in</strong> butter and deep-fried cheese). I was go<strong>in</strong>g to need some expertise.<br />
I called <strong>the</strong> YMCA <strong>in</strong> my neighborhood (Yates Family YMCA on Riverside Avenue) and scheduled<br />
an appo<strong>in</strong>tment with <strong>the</strong>ir Registered Dietician, Kerri. She sat down with me <strong>in</strong> her offi ce and we<br />
talked about my eat<strong>in</strong>g habits, calculated how many calories my body burns at rest and talked about<br />
<strong>the</strong> ideal weight for my age.<br />
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Here is a general formula that Kerri gave me for fi gur<strong>in</strong>g out your<br />
Body Mass Index (BMI):<br />
Your weight (pounds) divided by your height (<strong>in</strong>ches) divided by your height<br />
(<strong>in</strong>ches) aga<strong>in</strong>, multiplied by 703. Example: 125/62/62X703= 22.8<br />
To determ<strong>in</strong>e Ideal Body Weight for men: You have a base of 106. For every <strong>in</strong>ch over 5 feet you<br />
add 6 pounds, and <strong>the</strong>n I take 10 percent ei<strong>the</strong>r way to get a range. So if you are 5’10” <strong>the</strong>n your<br />
IBW would be 166 pounds with a range of 150 - 182.<br />
At six-foot-three and 233 pounds, I am far from what I th<strong>in</strong>k of as obese, but accord<strong>in</strong>g to my<br />
body mass <strong>in</strong>dex, I am borderl<strong>in</strong>e. 12 – 20% is ideal. 25 – 30% is overweight. Over 30% is obese.<br />
I’m at roughly 29%.<br />
The equation she used to estimate my rest<strong>in</strong>g metabolism (<strong>the</strong> number of calories you burn at<br />
rest) is called <strong>the</strong> Miffl <strong>in</strong> St. Jeor Equation:<br />
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© Female: [9.99 x weight (kg)___ ] + [6.25 x height (cm)____]<br />
– [4.92 x age___] - 161 =____<br />
© Male: [9.99 x weight (kg)____] + [6.25 x height (cm)____] – [4.92 x<br />
age___] +5 =________<br />
Try<strong>in</strong>g not to <strong>com</strong>pletely sell out to squaredom, I suggested that <strong>in</strong>stead of driv<strong>in</strong>g to Burrito<br />
Gallery for a night of bourbon and g<strong>in</strong>ger ales, I could ride my bike downtown and burn up all <strong>the</strong><br />
calories that I would be dr<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g. Kerri <strong>the</strong>n told me that bik<strong>in</strong>g for an hour burns about 600 calories.<br />
My regular bourbon with g<strong>in</strong>ger ale <strong>in</strong>take is about 3000 calories a week. And that’s just my dr<strong>in</strong>k<strong>in</strong>g<br />
alone, never m<strong>in</strong>d my love for JL Trents’ fried fi sh d<strong>in</strong>ners. Gett<strong>in</strong>g enough exercise was certa<strong>in</strong> to be<br />
a challenge. It also looked like I’ll have to switch to a much squarer dr<strong>in</strong>k – Scotch and water should<br />
be a good (ie. not-too-square) substitute.<br />
To get a better idea of my situation and how Kerri can help me focus on creat<strong>in</strong>g new, better<br />
eat<strong>in</strong>g habits, she re<strong>com</strong>mended I meet with Dave, <strong>the</strong> Wellness Director at <strong>the</strong> Yates Family YMCA<br />
and take advantage of <strong>the</strong>ir Tanita Body Composition Analyzer. Dave responded to my call right away<br />
and set up an <strong>in</strong>itial consultation with me. The fi rst part of <strong>the</strong> consultation was to talk to me about<br />
my goals. The second part was to assess my physical condition at <strong>the</strong> start<strong>in</strong>g po<strong>in</strong>t.<br />
S<strong>in</strong>ce Kerri’s formulas only provide a rough estimate, <strong>the</strong> Tanita Body Composition Analyzer<br />
should do a more accurate job of determ<strong>in</strong><strong>in</strong>g my precise body fat, as it takes <strong>in</strong>to consideration<br />
muscle mass. This test is far more <strong>com</strong>fortable (and less awkward) than <strong>the</strong> traditional p<strong>in</strong>ch<strong>in</strong>g of<br />
<strong>the</strong> fat with calipers. Here were my results:<br />
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BMI: 28.4<br />
(Kerri’s estimate was impressively close)<br />
FAT%: 21<br />
(“desirable range” is between 8 and 20%, mak<strong>in</strong>g me “undesirable.”)<br />
FAT MASS: 49.01 lbs<br />
(I th<strong>in</strong>k I’ve been called Fat Mass before, but I never knew what <strong>the</strong>y<br />
were talk<strong>in</strong>g about.)<br />
My body burns 2,270 calories a day at rest, which means that accord<strong>in</strong>g to my orig<strong>in</strong>al<br />
strategy, I would be my ideal weight if that is all of <strong>the</strong> calories I took <strong>in</strong>. As it turns out, after<br />
analyz<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> way I eat, I have my work cut out for me. Because I am a fairly healthy eater that stays<br />
away from fast food and usually dr<strong>in</strong>ks ei<strong>the</strong>r water or black coffee, my <strong>current</strong> situation is not likely<br />
to improve without <strong>in</strong>corporat<strong>in</strong>g exercise. But exercise isn’t square. Rid<strong>in</strong>g my bike or walk<strong>in</strong>g<br />
places <strong>in</strong>stead of driv<strong>in</strong>g isn’t square. But <strong>the</strong> problem is that I know that I need someone to help me<br />
set realistic, atta<strong>in</strong>able goals and <strong>the</strong>n hold me to <strong>the</strong>m. Dave said he could set me up with a tra<strong>in</strong>er<br />
that will do just that. All it means is that I will have to start go<strong>in</strong>g to <strong>the</strong> gym and perhaps periodically<br />
break <strong>in</strong>to tears like <strong>the</strong> contestants of The Biggest Loser.<br />
This <strong>com</strong>plex organism that I drive around all day will absolutely start to break down early if<br />
I don’t do someth<strong>in</strong>g now. If my choices are to be<strong>com</strong>e a square and start spend<strong>in</strong>g some time <strong>in</strong><br />
<strong>the</strong> gym or hav<strong>in</strong>g to tear down my house to get my bloated 500 pound corpse out of my television<br />
room, I’ll pick <strong>the</strong> former every time. I’ll have to put some Olivia Newton-John on my iPod and just<br />
embrace <strong>the</strong> squaredom.<br />
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