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may movies<br />
BABY MAMA Successful and s<strong>in</strong>gle bus<strong>in</strong>esswoman Kate Holbrook has fi nally determ<strong>in</strong>ed<br />
she’s ready to be<strong>com</strong>e a mom. But her plan is thrown a curve ball after she discovers she has<br />
only a million-to-one chance of gett<strong>in</strong>g pregnant. Enter South Philly work<strong>in</strong>g girl Angie Ostrowiski<br />
who be<strong>com</strong>es her unlikely surrogate. After <strong>the</strong>y learn that Angie’s pregnant, Kate goes <strong>in</strong>to<br />
nest<strong>in</strong>g mode: read<strong>in</strong>g childcare books, baby-proofi ng <strong>the</strong> apartment and research<strong>in</strong>g top preschools.<br />
Th<strong>in</strong>gs get crazy when Angie loses her apartment and moves <strong>in</strong> with Kate. In a <strong>com</strong>ic<br />
battle of wills, <strong>the</strong>y will struggle <strong>the</strong>ir way gett<strong>in</strong>g raeady for <strong>the</strong> baby’s arrival. Starr<strong>in</strong>g T<strong>in</strong>a Fey,<br />
Amy Poehler, Sigourney Weaver, Dax Shepard and Greg K<strong>in</strong>near.<br />
HAROLD AND KUMAR ESCAPE FROM GUANTANAMO BAY The same morn<strong>in</strong>g that Harold<br />
and Kumar eat at White Castle, Harold learns that Maria, <strong>the</strong> girl he lusts after, has set off for<br />
Amsterdam. The pair decide to pursue her so Harold can proclaim his love. Follow <strong>the</strong> crosscountry<br />
adventures of <strong>the</strong> pot-smok<strong>in</strong>g duo as <strong>the</strong>y try to outrun authorities who suspect <strong>the</strong>m<br />
of be<strong>in</strong>g terrorists when <strong>the</strong>y try to sneak a bong on board <strong>the</strong>ir fl ight to Amsterdam. It’s <strong>the</strong>ir<br />
Caribbean island vacation with water-board<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>stead of wake board<strong>in</strong>g. Starr<strong>in</strong>g John Cho, Kal<br />
Penn, Eric W<strong>in</strong>ter, David Krumholtz and Neil Patrick Harris.<br />
May 2nd<br />
IRON MAN Right from <strong>the</strong> Marvel Comic Book series, Robert Downey, Jr. plays Tony Stark,<br />
aka Iron Man. In addition to be<strong>in</strong>g a fi lthy rich billionaire <strong>in</strong>dustrialist Tony Stark is also a genius<br />
<strong>in</strong>ventor who is kidnapped and forced to build a weapon of mega-mass destruction. But, <strong>in</strong>stead<br />
of mak<strong>in</strong>g a bomb for <strong>the</strong> bad guys, us<strong>in</strong>g his <strong>in</strong>telligence and <strong>in</strong>genuity, Tony secretly builds a<br />
high-tech suit of armor and escapes captivity. Gwyneth Paltrow co-stars as his secretary, “Pepper”<br />
Potts, Jeff Bridges plays Obadiah Stane while <strong>the</strong> gritty Terrence Howard fi lls <strong>the</strong> role of<br />
Jim “Rhodey” Rhodes, one of Stark’s colleagues, whose military background leads him to help<br />
<strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> formation of <strong>the</strong> suit. Stark discovers a deadly conspiracy that could destabilize <strong>the</strong> entire<br />
globe, and dons his powerful new suit on a mission to stop <strong>the</strong> villa<strong>in</strong>s and save <strong>the</strong> world.as<br />
Iron Man. It’s metal to <strong>the</strong> max when Iron Man cuts loose. Rated PG13<br />
MADE OF HONOR In this romantic <strong>com</strong>edy, Patrick “Mr. McDreamy” Dempsey stars as Tom<br />
Bailey, who fi nally realizes after ten years that he is <strong>in</strong> love with his best friend Claire. But Tom<br />
has a fear of <strong>com</strong>mitment and refuses to admit <strong>the</strong> obvious. He’ll be dripp<strong>in</strong>g dreamy-cicles if he<br />
doesn’t give <strong>in</strong> and propose to Claire before she fi nds a less procrast<strong>in</strong>at<strong>in</strong>g suitor. Enter Col<strong>in</strong>,<br />
a rich Scotsman (Journeyman’s Kev<strong>in</strong> McKidd) who sweeps Claire off her feet and asks for her<br />
hand <strong>in</strong> marriage. Tom must witness her unquestioned happ<strong>in</strong>ess up close when she asks him<br />
to be her “maid” of honor. Tom reluctantly agrees just so he can attempt to stop <strong>the</strong> wedd<strong>in</strong>g and<br />
woo her himself. Also starr<strong>in</strong>g Beau Garrett, Michelle Monaghan and Sydney Pollack. Rated R<br />
May 9th<br />
SPEED RACER The Matrix masterm<strong>in</strong>ds Andy and Larry Wachowski br<strong>in</strong>g Tatsuo Yoshida’s<br />
classic 1960s-era hit to <strong>the</strong> big screen with this family-friendly story of a young racecar driver<br />
who takes on <strong>the</strong> mysterious Racer X <strong>in</strong> a custom-made, gadget-loaded speed mach<strong>in</strong>e named<br />
<strong>the</strong> Mach 5. Speed Racer (Emile Hirsch) is <strong>the</strong> k<strong>in</strong>d of driver that every wheelman wishes he<br />
could be: a natural w<strong>in</strong>ner who always fi nds himself cross<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> fi nish l<strong>in</strong>e with a <strong>com</strong>fortable<br />
lead. Slamm<strong>in</strong>g pedal to <strong>the</strong> metal and born to race cars, Speed Racer is aggressive, <strong>in</strong>st<strong>in</strong>ctive<br />
and, most of all, fearless. Speed is top driver <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> family rac<strong>in</strong>g bus<strong>in</strong>ess, led by his fa<strong>the</strong>r,<br />
Pops Racer, <strong>the</strong> designer of Speed’s thunder<strong>in</strong>g Mach 5. When Speed turns down an offer from<br />
Royalton Industries, he not only <strong>in</strong>furiates <strong>the</strong> <strong>com</strong>pany’s owner but uncovers a terrible secret<br />
- some of <strong>the</strong> biggest races are be<strong>in</strong>g fi xed by team owners who manipulate <strong>the</strong> top drivers<br />
to boost profi ts. Watch Speed as he battles corruption <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> rac<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>dustry and faces a fi nal<br />
showdown with Royalton. Speed Racer will not only have to rely on his family and <strong>the</strong> aid of<br />
his longtime girlfriend, Trixie (Christ<strong>in</strong>a Ricci), but form a tenuous alliance with his longtime<br />
rival—<strong>the</strong> mysterious Racer X (Mat<strong>the</strong>w Fox) to <strong>com</strong>pete <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> cross-country rally known as<br />
The Crucible. Also starr<strong>in</strong>g Susan Sarandon and John Goodman as Pops. Rated PG<br />
WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS... Two strangers (Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher) fi nd <strong>the</strong>mselves<br />
wed and <strong>in</strong> bed after a wild night of Las Vegas shenanigans. When <strong>the</strong>y both recover,<br />
<strong>the</strong>y fi nd out that Jack won $3 million with Joy’s quarter <strong>the</strong> night before. The game is on as <strong>the</strong><br />
two greedily vie for <strong>the</strong> loot and learn that <strong>the</strong>y have to spend six months as wife and husband<br />
if <strong>the</strong>y are to see a penny of <strong>the</strong>ir w<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>gs. Eventually, <strong>the</strong>y discover that maybe this ill-planned<br />
love connection isn’t quite as off <strong>the</strong> mark as <strong>the</strong>y orig<strong>in</strong>ally believed. Rated PG-13<br />
May 16th<br />
CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: PRINCE CASPIAN Jo<strong>in</strong> Susan, Lucy, Edmund and Peter Pevensie<br />
as <strong>the</strong>y return to <strong>the</strong> land of enchantment where dwarfs abound and you’re likely to strike up<br />
conversation with a talk<strong>in</strong>g mouse. More than 1300 years have passed <strong>in</strong> Narnian time s<strong>in</strong>ce<br />
‘The Lion, <strong>the</strong> Witch, and <strong>the</strong> Wardrobe.’ The Golden Age of Narnia has been crushed by K<strong>in</strong>g<br />
Miraz, who rules <strong>the</strong> land without mercy. The four Pevensie children return to meet a curious<br />
new character: Narnia’s rightful heir to <strong>the</strong> throne, <strong>the</strong> young Pr<strong>in</strong>ce Caspian. His uncle, <strong>the</strong><br />
evil K<strong>in</strong>g Miraz plots to kill him <strong>in</strong> order to place his own newborn son on <strong>the</strong> throne. With <strong>the</strong><br />
help of <strong>the</strong> k<strong>in</strong>dly dwarf, a courageous talk<strong>in</strong>g mouse named Reepicheep, a badger named<br />
Truffl ehunter and a Black Dwarf, Nikabrik, <strong>the</strong> Narnians—led by <strong>the</strong> mighty knights Peter and<br />
Caspian—embark on a remarkable journey to fi nd Aslan, rescue Narnia from Miraz’s tyrannical<br />
hold, and restore magic and glory to <strong>the</strong> land. Starr<strong>in</strong>g Peter D<strong>in</strong>klage, Anna Popplewell, Ben<br />
Barnes, Georgie Henley and Skandar Keynes. Rated PG<br />
44 MAY 2008 | eu jacksonville monthly | movies<br />
May 22<br />
INDIANA JONES: THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL Feel like a teenager aga<strong>in</strong> and relive your past<br />
back to when you fi rst met everyone’s favorite archeologist adventurer. Harrison Ford returns for ano<strong>the</strong>r<br />
globe-trott<strong>in</strong>g trek as George Lucas and Steven Spielberg team with screenwriter David Koepp to br<strong>in</strong>g Indiana<br />
Jones back to <strong>the</strong> big screen after nearly 20 years. The year is 1957 and Indiana Jones is thrust back <strong>in</strong> action,<br />
bullwhip crack<strong>in</strong>g and this time leav<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong> desert and ventur<strong>in</strong>g <strong>in</strong>to <strong>the</strong> jungles of South America <strong>in</strong> a<br />
race aga<strong>in</strong>st Soviet agents to fi nd <strong>the</strong> mystical Crystal Skull. Harrison Ford reprises <strong>the</strong> role that launched <strong>the</strong><br />
series with breathtak<strong>in</strong>g stunts and campy hero hij<strong>in</strong>x. In this, Indy’s fourth adventure, he’ll team with his punk<br />
greaser son Mutt played by <strong>the</strong> charismatic Shia LaBeouf and leave 007 at home. Starr<strong>in</strong>g Harrison Ford, Cate<br />
Blanchett, Karen Allen, Ray W<strong>in</strong>stone, John Hurt, Jim Broadbent, and Shia LaBeouf. Rated PG-13<br />
May 30<br />
SEX AND THE CITY If you’ve been miss<strong>in</strong>g nights on <strong>the</strong> couch eat<strong>in</strong>g chocolate, wait<strong>in</strong>g for <strong>the</strong> latest update<br />
<strong>in</strong> Carrie’s love life, Samantha’s most recent sexual exploits and all <strong>the</strong> lurid details over Sunday brunch,<br />
have we got dish for you. The hit cable series Sex and <strong>the</strong> City catwalks its way onto <strong>the</strong> big screen <strong>in</strong> this<br />
feature-fi lm cont<strong>in</strong>uation that fans all over have been clamor<strong>in</strong>g for. Catch up on <strong>the</strong> cont<strong>in</strong>u<strong>in</strong>g adventures of<br />
Carrie, Samantha, Charlotte and Miranda as <strong>the</strong>y live <strong>the</strong>ir lives <strong>in</strong> Manhattan four years after <strong>the</strong> series ended.<br />
Sarah Jessica Parker returns once aga<strong>in</strong> as Carrie Bradshaw, <strong>the</strong> style-maven journalist whose romantic exploits<br />
were <strong>the</strong> key focus of <strong>the</strong> show. Also repris<strong>in</strong>g <strong>the</strong>ir roles are Kim Cattrall, Krist<strong>in</strong> Davis, Cynthia Nixon<br />
and Chris Noth as Big. Rated R<br />
special show<strong>in</strong>gs<br />
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2008 JACKSONVILLE FILM FESTIVAL Check out <strong>the</strong> EU Jacksonville Film Festival Guide<br />
<strong>in</strong> this <strong>issue</strong> (pages 19 - 30) for all <strong>the</strong> details on <strong>the</strong> Festival tak<strong>in</strong>g place May 15-21 at<br />
venues <strong>in</strong> downtown Jacksonville and Five Po<strong>in</strong>ts <strong>in</strong> Riverside.<br />
THE JACKSONVILLE 48 HOUR FILM PROJECT The 48 Hour Film Project <strong>com</strong>es to<br />
Jacksonville on <strong>the</strong> weekend of May 2. Filmmakers from all over <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville area<br />
will <strong>com</strong>pete to see who can make <strong>the</strong> best short fi lm <strong>in</strong> only 48 hours. The w<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g fi lm<br />
will go up aga<strong>in</strong>st fi lms from around <strong>the</strong> world for <strong>the</strong> title “Best 48 Hour Film of 2008”.<br />
All <strong>com</strong>pleted fi lms turned <strong>in</strong>, even late fi lms, will be screened at <strong>the</strong> Florida Theatre to<br />
capacity crowds on Tuesday, May 6th, and Wednesday, May 7th beg<strong>in</strong>n<strong>in</strong>g at 6:30 pm. Info:<br />
www.48hourfi lm.<strong>com</strong>/Jacksonville.<br />
2008 JACKSONVILLE 48 HOUR FILM PROJECT AWARD WINNERS TO BE SHOWN AT<br />
JACKSONVILLE FILM FESTIVAL On May 21st, <strong>the</strong> fi lms selected from <strong>the</strong> award w<strong>in</strong>ners<br />
by <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville Film Festival will screen at <strong>the</strong> festival’s clos<strong>in</strong>g night ceremonies <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong><br />
Terry Theater at <strong>the</strong> Times Union Perform<strong>in</strong>g Arts Center.<br />
AMATEUR FILM FESTIVAL AT THE LIBRARY: ZOMBIEFEST Last year’s 4th Annual<br />
Amateur Film Festival at <strong>the</strong> library was a huge success. This year <strong>the</strong> <strong>the</strong>me is Zombies! It’s<br />
easy: Simply make a zombie movie no longer than 7 m<strong>in</strong>utes long on VHS or DVD format<br />
and submit it to Scott Adams (sadams@coj.net), Ma<strong>in</strong> Library, fi rst fl oor no later than May<br />
10th. Here are <strong>the</strong> requirements:<br />
1. The fi lm must <strong>in</strong>clude <strong>the</strong> word “butterfi ngers” at least once<br />
2. Keep blood/gore to PG levels<br />
The movies will be shown to <strong>the</strong> public on May 17th, 2:00, <strong>in</strong> <strong>the</strong> Library’s multipurpose<br />
room, Ma<strong>in</strong> Library as part of <strong>the</strong> Jacksonville Film Fest. Info: Scott Adams at 630-1940 or<br />
sadams@coj.net.