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rank Sdlazar (C^oibin Hcinseii), a veteran bank robber, has<br />

set his sights on a small bank in a remote Montana town. He<br />

has mapped out his plan and has sent out "invitations" to the<br />

four hoodlums whom he needs to help him, but immediately<br />

after dropping the letters into the mail, he is arrested by two<br />

bumbling cops (Ed O'Neill and Daniel Roebuck) who have<br />

been tailing him for a previous offense.<br />

Unaware that their leader is behind bars, the four other<br />

crooks — played by Ed Gwynne, Ruben Blades, Lou Diamond<br />

Phillips and William Russ — show up at a desolate mountain<br />

ranch as instructed by Salazar, and then try to figure out why<br />

they were summoned. Salazar, meanwhile, has escaped from<br />

his two captors, and the story fractures clumsily into three<br />

separate sub-plots: the robbery of the bank by the four crooks;<br />

Salazar's trek across through the Montana wilderness as he<br />

tries to reunite with his four cohorts; and the pursuit of Salazar<br />

by the two cops. Each of the stories is laughless and gracelessly<br />

executed, all converging in a conclusion which is abrupt,<br />

ponderous, and morally bizarre.<br />

There isn't room to list all the places where "Disorganized<br />

Crime" goes wrong. First and foremost, the casting is awful:<br />

Blades and Phillips really can't act (at least Blades has the<br />

"But I'm really a singer" excuse to fall back on); Gwrynne is a<br />

terrific actor, but has no business in a movie this trite; and<br />

Russ, while being perhaps the funniest element in the picture,<br />

is stuck in a stock dimwit role. There is absolutely no rapport<br />

between these four, when their falling into league together<br />

should form the core of the story.<br />

Elsewhere, Bemsen has exactly two lines of dialogue ("How<br />

did you find me?" and "These are my footprints") before completely<br />

vanishing from the movie, while O'Neill and Roebuck<br />

prove once again that that most rancid movie cliche — the<br />

stupid cop — can always be made more rancid (Touchstone's<br />

fondness for raw language is particularly glaring here, seeing<br />

as there is no good writing to leaven the vulgarities). The<br />

photography is washed out and ugly, making even the wilds of<br />

Montana look unattractive, and the editing is a shambles.<br />

"Disorganized Crime" has all the elements of an action-comedy<br />

hit. But even those who made Touchstone's marginal<br />

"Three Fugitives" a modest success won't be fooled by this<br />

one.<br />

Rated R for language. Tarn Matthews<br />

SCANDAL<br />

Starring Juhn Hurt, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, Ian McKelkn,<br />

Bridget Fonda, Jeroen Krahhe, Britt Ekland, and Roland Gift.<br />

Produced by Stephen WooUey. Directed by Michael Caton-<br />

Jones Written by Michael Thomas<br />

A Palace Production Drama, Rated R Running time: 105<br />

mms<br />

In 196.3 revelations in the British press under the headline<br />

"The Minister, The Model and the Russian Spy" blew up into a<br />

political scandal that made Teapot Dome look like a tempest<br />

in a teacup. "The Profumo Affair," as it came to be known,<br />

took its name from Her Majesty's Minister for War, John Profumo,<br />

who had an affair with 18-year-old Christine Keeler at<br />

the same time she was sharing her bed with Soviet Naval<br />

Attache Eugene Ivanov. By the end of the year Profumo had<br />

resigned, his promising political career in tatters; Christine<br />

Keeler was in jail; Ivanov was summarily recalled to Moscow;<br />

and Stephen Ward, benign, beauty-loving chiropractor — and<br />

panderer to half the House of Lords — took the fall. Within<br />

months Prime Minister Harold MacMillan resigned, and in<br />

1964 the Conservative government fell from power, disgraced<br />

and exhausted by the scandal.<br />

"Scandal" is the sleek, racy name of a confidently made<br />

new movie from England about the Profumo affair. It dowsed<br />

a lot of ink recently for its controversial orgj' scene, which f<br />

earned it an unwelcome Valentine kiss from the Motion Picture<br />

Association of America before a tamer version finally<br />

secured the needed "R". Ironically, the orgy is one of the less<br />

erotic sequences in the picture, and probably only raised eyebrows<br />

because of its brief, comic treatment of sado-masochism<br />

Outside of the naked nobleman who wears a "Please<br />

beat me if 1 fail to satisfy" sign around his neck while serving<br />

tea, the scene plays very much like a cocktail party with<br />

people having sex instead of talking.<br />

"Scandal" is not, however, one of these movies about sex<br />

that go out of their way not to be sexy. Unlike, say, "Star 80,"<br />

which all but implicated voyeuristic filmgoers in Dorothy<br />

Stratten's murder, "Scandal" revels in the attractiveness of<br />

Christine and her friend Mandy Rice-Davies, who when told in<br />

the dock that an influential Member of Parliament had denied<br />

his liaisons with her delivered the immortal testimony, "Well,<br />

he would, wouldn't he?" The wordless scene of the two girls<br />

girding up for their first night out in London, set to a lurid<br />

bossa nova of the period, is a classic celebration of lipsticks,<br />

lingerie, and the female form.<br />

Peter Fonda's daughter Bridget plays Mandy, and it's in<br />

dealing with her character that the movie threatens to stumble.<br />

She never comes fully alive the way Joanne Whalley's<br />

Christine does, yet unlike Ian McKellen as the needy Profumo,<br />

she can't coax a coherent impression out of a few underwritten<br />

scenes. It's a star turn in a supporting part, calibrated for<br />

more screen time than she gets, at least in this cut.<br />

John Hurt's performance as Dr. Ward presents no such<br />

problems. He's a genuinely tragic figure, shot through with the<br />

film's nostalgia for a time when Ward's frankly promiscuous<br />

credo of "There's no harm in it; we're all flesh," was still<br />

possible. His face the texture of a turtle's neck, Hurt makes an<br />

unlikely but dignified romantic, and he's what holds this ambitious<br />

if occasionally shaky piece of social history together. (^<br />

Rated R for plentiful nudity. — David Kipen<br />

^<br />

JACKNIFE<br />

Starring Robert De Niro, Kathy Baker and Ed Harris<br />

Produced by Robert Schaffel and Carol Baum Directed by<br />

David Jones Written by Stephen Metcalfe<br />

A Cmeplr\ (klfnn release Drama, rated R Running time: 102<br />

min Screoinig ihite .'. 27/89<br />

A brilliant cast is not quite enough to outweigh a stodgy<br />

and rather familiar story. The film opened big in major<br />

markets, but after six weeks it had only grossed $1.6<br />

million.<br />

There is something disturbingly unbalanced about "Jacknife:"<br />

slight, small-scale and essentially dull, the story is far<br />

outweighed by the prodigious talents of actors Kathy Baker,<br />

Ed Harris and (especially) Robert De Niro.<br />

"Jacknife" is another "is there life after Vietnam?" tale<br />

about vets caught in the emotional crossfire of the past and<br />

dealing, more or less effectively, with the present. David (Harris)<br />

— and yet pitiable — David's alcohol consumption is out of<br />

isn't dealing with life too well; belligerent, truly unlikable<br />

control, and so is his life.<br />

His dependency extends to his sister<br />

Martha (Baker), a spinsterly biology teacher whose own life<br />

has been subtly subsumed into her role as caretaker. When<br />

Megs — aka Jacknife (De Niro) — enters the siblings' lives, he<br />

blows their precariously balanced existence apart with humor,<br />

a lively vulgarity and joie de vivre.<br />

An Army buddy of David's, Megs has dealt with the emotional<br />

detritus of war, which threatens the still-burdened<br />

David enormously. Even more threatening to him is the burgeoning,<br />

somewhat improbable romance between Megs and<br />

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Martha; when they chaperone a high school prom, David v^<br />

crashes the party in a haze of boilermakers and amphetamines.<br />

But we finally get to the root of his resentment: In a skirmish<br />

in Vietnam, David had advised their mutual buddy to<br />

forget about saving the heavily wounded Megs. The film's<br />

R-33 BOXOFFICE

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