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rank Sdlazar (C^oibin Hcinseii), a veteran bank robber, has<br />
set his sights on a small bank in a remote Montana town. He<br />
has mapped out his plan and has sent out "invitations" to the<br />
four hoodlums whom he needs to help him, but immediately<br />
after dropping the letters into the mail, he is arrested by two<br />
bumbling cops (Ed O'Neill and Daniel Roebuck) who have<br />
been tailing him for a previous offense.<br />
Unaware that their leader is behind bars, the four other<br />
crooks — played by Ed Gwynne, Ruben Blades, Lou Diamond<br />
Phillips and William Russ — show up at a desolate mountain<br />
ranch as instructed by Salazar, and then try to figure out why<br />
they were summoned. Salazar, meanwhile, has escaped from<br />
his two captors, and the story fractures clumsily into three<br />
separate sub-plots: the robbery of the bank by the four crooks;<br />
Salazar's trek across through the Montana wilderness as he<br />
tries to reunite with his four cohorts; and the pursuit of Salazar<br />
by the two cops. Each of the stories is laughless and gracelessly<br />
executed, all converging in a conclusion which is abrupt,<br />
ponderous, and morally bizarre.<br />
There isn't room to list all the places where "Disorganized<br />
Crime" goes wrong. First and foremost, the casting is awful:<br />
Blades and Phillips really can't act (at least Blades has the<br />
"But I'm really a singer" excuse to fall back on); Gwrynne is a<br />
terrific actor, but has no business in a movie this trite; and<br />
Russ, while being perhaps the funniest element in the picture,<br />
is stuck in a stock dimwit role. There is absolutely no rapport<br />
between these four, when their falling into league together<br />
should form the core of the story.<br />
Elsewhere, Bemsen has exactly two lines of dialogue ("How<br />
did you find me?" and "These are my footprints") before completely<br />
vanishing from the movie, while O'Neill and Roebuck<br />
prove once again that that most rancid movie cliche — the<br />
stupid cop — can always be made more rancid (Touchstone's<br />
fondness for raw language is particularly glaring here, seeing<br />
as there is no good writing to leaven the vulgarities). The<br />
photography is washed out and ugly, making even the wilds of<br />
Montana look unattractive, and the editing is a shambles.<br />
"Disorganized Crime" has all the elements of an action-comedy<br />
hit. But even those who made Touchstone's marginal<br />
"Three Fugitives" a modest success won't be fooled by this<br />
one.<br />
Rated R for language. Tarn Matthews<br />
SCANDAL<br />
Starring Juhn Hurt, Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, Ian McKelkn,<br />
Bridget Fonda, Jeroen Krahhe, Britt Ekland, and Roland Gift.<br />
Produced by Stephen WooUey. Directed by Michael Caton-<br />
Jones Written by Michael Thomas<br />
A Palace Production Drama, Rated R Running time: 105<br />
mms<br />
In 196.3 revelations in the British press under the headline<br />
"The Minister, The Model and the Russian Spy" blew up into a<br />
political scandal that made Teapot Dome look like a tempest<br />
in a teacup. "The Profumo Affair," as it came to be known,<br />
took its name from Her Majesty's Minister for War, John Profumo,<br />
who had an affair with 18-year-old Christine Keeler at<br />
the same time she was sharing her bed with Soviet Naval<br />
Attache Eugene Ivanov. By the end of the year Profumo had<br />
resigned, his promising political career in tatters; Christine<br />
Keeler was in jail; Ivanov was summarily recalled to Moscow;<br />
and Stephen Ward, benign, beauty-loving chiropractor — and<br />
panderer to half the House of Lords — took the fall. Within<br />
months Prime Minister Harold MacMillan resigned, and in<br />
1964 the Conservative government fell from power, disgraced<br />
and exhausted by the scandal.<br />
"Scandal" is the sleek, racy name of a confidently made<br />
new movie from England about the Profumo affair. It dowsed<br />
a lot of ink recently for its controversial orgj' scene, which f<br />
earned it an unwelcome Valentine kiss from the Motion Picture<br />
Association of America before a tamer version finally<br />
secured the needed "R". Ironically, the orgy is one of the less<br />
erotic sequences in the picture, and probably only raised eyebrows<br />
because of its brief, comic treatment of sado-masochism<br />
Outside of the naked nobleman who wears a "Please<br />
beat me if 1 fail to satisfy" sign around his neck while serving<br />
tea, the scene plays very much like a cocktail party with<br />
people having sex instead of talking.<br />
"Scandal" is not, however, one of these movies about sex<br />
that go out of their way not to be sexy. Unlike, say, "Star 80,"<br />
which all but implicated voyeuristic filmgoers in Dorothy<br />
Stratten's murder, "Scandal" revels in the attractiveness of<br />
Christine and her friend Mandy Rice-Davies, who when told in<br />
the dock that an influential Member of Parliament had denied<br />
his liaisons with her delivered the immortal testimony, "Well,<br />
he would, wouldn't he?" The wordless scene of the two girls<br />
girding up for their first night out in London, set to a lurid<br />
bossa nova of the period, is a classic celebration of lipsticks,<br />
lingerie, and the female form.<br />
Peter Fonda's daughter Bridget plays Mandy, and it's in<br />
dealing with her character that the movie threatens to stumble.<br />
She never comes fully alive the way Joanne Whalley's<br />
Christine does, yet unlike Ian McKellen as the needy Profumo,<br />
she can't coax a coherent impression out of a few underwritten<br />
scenes. It's a star turn in a supporting part, calibrated for<br />
more screen time than she gets, at least in this cut.<br />
John Hurt's performance as Dr. Ward presents no such<br />
problems. He's a genuinely tragic figure, shot through with the<br />
film's nostalgia for a time when Ward's frankly promiscuous<br />
credo of "There's no harm in it; we're all flesh," was still<br />
possible. His face the texture of a turtle's neck, Hurt makes an<br />
unlikely but dignified romantic, and he's what holds this ambitious<br />
if occasionally shaky piece of social history together. (^<br />
Rated R for plentiful nudity. — David Kipen<br />
^<br />
JACKNIFE<br />
Starring Robert De Niro, Kathy Baker and Ed Harris<br />
Produced by Robert Schaffel and Carol Baum Directed by<br />
David Jones Written by Stephen Metcalfe<br />
A Cmeplr\ (klfnn release Drama, rated R Running time: 102<br />
min Screoinig ihite .'. 27/89<br />
A brilliant cast is not quite enough to outweigh a stodgy<br />
and rather familiar story. The film opened big in major<br />
markets, but after six weeks it had only grossed $1.6<br />
million.<br />
There is something disturbingly unbalanced about "Jacknife:"<br />
slight, small-scale and essentially dull, the story is far<br />
outweighed by the prodigious talents of actors Kathy Baker,<br />
Ed Harris and (especially) Robert De Niro.<br />
"Jacknife" is another "is there life after Vietnam?" tale<br />
about vets caught in the emotional crossfire of the past and<br />
dealing, more or less effectively, with the present. David (Harris)<br />
— and yet pitiable — David's alcohol consumption is out of<br />
isn't dealing with life too well; belligerent, truly unlikable<br />
control, and so is his life.<br />
His dependency extends to his sister<br />
Martha (Baker), a spinsterly biology teacher whose own life<br />
has been subtly subsumed into her role as caretaker. When<br />
Megs — aka Jacknife (De Niro) — enters the siblings' lives, he<br />
blows their precariously balanced existence apart with humor,<br />
a lively vulgarity and joie de vivre.<br />
An Army buddy of David's, Megs has dealt with the emotional<br />
detritus of war, which threatens the still-burdened<br />
David enormously. Even more threatening to him is the burgeoning,<br />
somewhat improbable romance between Megs and<br />
^<br />
Martha; when they chaperone a high school prom, David v^<br />
crashes the party in a haze of boilermakers and amphetamines.<br />
But we finally get to the root of his resentment: In a skirmish<br />
in Vietnam, David had advised their mutual buddy to<br />
forget about saving the heavily wounded Megs. The film's<br />
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