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then forces him to tag along as Beck crashes a biker's hangout.<br />

This sequence ends with a prolonged foot chase between Beck<br />

and a suspect, during which the queasy cop proves to be surprisingly<br />

agile, only to vomit all over his prey when he finally<br />

tackles him. It's a very funny moment in a disgusting way, and<br />

it also paints Beck as a flawed and embarrassingly real charac-<br />

Unfortunately, "Dead-Bang" slowly surrenders to predictable<br />

action film fodder, and the shoot-out at the finale,<br />

although photographed expertly, is so pedestrian that it <<br />

as a crashing disappointment. What had started out<br />

interesting study of a common and fairly unremarkable lawman<br />

ultimately places him in a hyped-up and wholly unbelievable<br />

predicament, destroying the very credible work that<br />

Johnson had done up to that point. The actor's big screen<br />

career will no doubt continue to flounder as long as he keeps<br />

appearing in uneven projects like this.<br />

Rated R for strong language and violence,<br />

Turn Matthews<br />

TROOP BEVERLY HILLS<br />

stun mi; ShcUcy Long, Betty Thomas, Mary Gross, Craig T<br />

Nelson, and Carla Gugino<br />

Produced hy Ava Ostem Fries Directed by Jejf Kanew Written<br />

by Pamela Norris & Margaret Grieco Oberman<br />

A Fries Entertainment and Avanti Production Comedy, Rated<br />

PC Runnino time 105 mins<br />

If they gave out merit badges for bad Judgement, the<br />

creative minds at WEG might deser\'e a couple. Two<br />

weeks for this lame-brained, laughless farce earned a<br />

pale $8 million.<br />

Imagine "Animal House" retold from the other fraternity's<br />

point of view — Delta's tanned, blond, dandified rivals — and<br />

you've got a pretty fair idea what a miscalculated hodgepodge<br />

"Troop Beverly Hills" amounts to. It stars Shelley Long as a<br />

stupid, shallow Beverly Hills housewife who becomes den<br />

mother to her daughter's Wilderness Girls troop. If you've<br />

never heard of the Wilderness Girls, that's because, like everything<br />

else in this movie, they have no correlative in reality.<br />

The Girl Scouts, Campfire Girls, Indian Guides and Brownies<br />

of the worid all shrewdly refused to lend their names to this<br />

ineptly prepared mishmash. Would that Shelley Long, Betty<br />

Thomas, and even the city of Beverly Hills had been so protective<br />

of their reputations.<br />

Betty Thomas, late and great of "Hill Street Blues," comes<br />

into it as Velda Plendor (?), virtual Reichsmarshal of rival<br />

troop Culver City. Pledged to decertify the namby-pamby Beverly<br />

Hills troop any way she can, she deputizes luckless Mary<br />

Gross to infiltrate them. Will Thomas succeed in sabotaging<br />

Troop B,H.'s bid for accreditation? Will Gross put aside her spy<br />

camera and ally herself with the poor little rich girls in earnest?<br />

Will Long win back the love and respect of her estranged<br />

husband and skeptical daughter by trouncing the competition<br />

in the annual Wilderness Girls scouting outing? Will any of<br />

these actors ever work again?<br />

Of course they will. If people will forgive Shelley Long for<br />

"Hello Again," they'll forgive her for anything. She's the<br />

Wemher Von Braun of comedy. No matter what atrocities<br />

she's been party to, what evils of banality her collaborators<br />

have perpetrated on a guileless public, she's just too blamed<br />

proficient at what she does ever to want for a job. Her pratfalls,<br />

her double takes, even her spit takes are all accomplished<br />

with an eerie, almost animatronic precision. Maybe<br />

that's why teaming her with brash, spontaneous Bette Midler<br />

in "Outrageous Fortune" worked out so well. Midler bear-hugs<br />

her characters, while Long always seems to handle hers with<br />

calipers.<br />

"Troop Beveriy Hills" cast members Long, Betty Thomas<br />

and Mary Gross are all alumnae of Troupe Chicago, the Second<br />

City improvisational comedy ensemble which has now<br />

bequeathed to Hollywood more comic actors than "Your Show<br />

of Shows" did comedy writers. The script by "Saturday Night<br />

Live" writers Pamela Norris and Margaret Grieco Oberman for<br />

'Troop Beverly Hills" is so slapdash that one has to wonder<br />

how much worse it could have been, or indeed how much<br />

better it might have been, if the actors had been allowed to<br />

make the picture up as they went along Biu movies need<br />

backing, and backers need scripts — even lousy ones. Scripts<br />

need ideas, too, and the idea for this one had the misfortune to<br />

come from producer Ava Ostem Fries, who headed up her<br />

own daughter's Beverly Hills scout troop until she'd squeezed<br />

enough material out of them for a movie deal. If only for her<br />

daughter's sake, pray the other scouts never see "Troop Beverly<br />

Hills." She'd never live it down<br />

Rated PG for some harmless innuendo -David Kipen<br />

SING<br />

Starring Peter Dubson, Jessica Steen, Lonaine and<br />

Louise Lasser<br />

Produced hy Craig Zadan Directed by Richard Baskin Written<br />

by Dean Pitchford<br />

A Tri-Star release Musical-drama, rated PG-13 Running time:<br />

97 mm Screening date 3/27/89<br />

Three weeks for this so-so street musical grossed a<br />

paltry $2.2 million, coming nowhere near its $1 1.5<br />

million budget.<br />

"Smg" is set in and around the streets of Brooklyn, where<br />

teenagers of all types are preparing for the legendary Sing<br />

competitions, the real-life musical contests which provided<br />

early stage experience for the likes of Barbra Streisand, Neil<br />

Diamond, and Simon and Garfunkel. High schools throughout<br />

the community mount elaborate revues in an attempt to outdo<br />

the competition, and over at Central High, Miss Loinbardo<br />

(Lorraine Bracco). a teacher who has just returned to her alma<br />

mater, is determined to take the top prize.<br />

Her problem is that her two most promising performers are<br />

Hannah (Jessica Steen), a lily-white beauty from a troubled<br />

home, and Zametti (Peter Dobson), a street thug and common<br />

thief who is being forced to participate in the competition<br />

against his will. Hannah and Zametti can't stand each other at<br />

first, but just as sure as love conquers all, opposites attract,<br />

and lily-white beauties always fall for thugs from the wrong<br />

side of the tracks, the two ultimately fall in love.<br />

But that's only after their high school is threatened by the ^<br />

wrecking ball and they and their classmates resolve to put on (^<br />

the best Sing ever. As quick as you can say, "Hey, kids, let's<br />

put on a show!" the students of Central and their families have<br />

pulled together to prove just what the doomed urban school is<br />

capable of.<br />

"Sing" is an unabashedly corny hunk of hokum, and it's<br />

unlikely that general audiences will warm to it (its no-name<br />

cast won't help). It would stand a chance if its music were<br />

first-rate, but much of the soundtrack music is performed by<br />

some of the wimpiest mainstays on the Top 40 charts (Micky<br />

Thomas, Nia Peebles, Kevin Cronin), and only a few of the<br />

theatrical presentations which the students perform are that<br />

impressive (Rachel Sweet performs a little ditty called "Life<br />

Ain't Worth Living (When You're Dead)" which is a showstopper).<br />

It's all perfectly watchable and listenable, but there<br />

is very little of the excitement that was found in "Flashdance,"<br />

"Footloose" or "Dirty Dancing."<br />

Rated PG-13 for language and violence.— ro>?i Matthews<br />

SIGNS OF LIFE<br />

Starring Vincent Phillip D'Onofrio, Kevin / O'Cimncr, WiU Patt(m,<br />

Mary Louise Parker and Beau Bridges<br />

Produced by Marcus Viscidi & Andrew Reichsman Directed hy<br />

John David Coles Written by Mark Malorie<br />

An Avenue Pictures release Drama, rated PG-13 Running<br />

time: 91 min. Screening date: 3/16/89-<br />

BeautifuUy photographed on the coast of Maine, 'Signs of<br />

Life" centers on the closing of a decades-old boatyard, and the<br />

impact it has on its employees. Owen Coughlin (Arthur Kennedy),<br />

the owner of the decrepit business, is a c.iu.stv old bird<br />

who despises the modem technology that has fern cd ilu' . In.sing,<br />

and who clings to the desperate hope that ihcn- icm.nns<br />

at least one more person who wants a boat built the nUlfashioned<br />

way. Daryl (Vincent Phillip D'Onofrio) ami 1 /<br />

(Kevin J. O'Connor) look upon their impending uncnii'loN V<br />

ment as an opportunity to finally do what they've ,il\\,i\.s<br />

longed to do: move to Florida and become salvage divers. And<br />

John (Beau Bridges), with four kids and another on the way,<br />

sees only an impending financial crisis.<br />

As we got to know each man. we begin to see their quirks<br />

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