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IN HELL WE DANCE OUR OWN SPECIAL WAY!<br />

LET'S SHOW 'EM HOW WE DANCE WHILE OUR BODIES DECAY!<br />

“How is that possible?” you ask. Easy<br />

answer: great rock music, more foul<br />

language than a Quentin Tarantino<br />

movie, blood splattering across the stage<br />

(and into the audience!), dismembered<br />

limbs and heads, demon zombies<br />

dancing and singing, and a super-sexy<br />

zombie-killing hero who spends all his<br />

time trying to “out-Bruce Campbell”<br />

Bruce Campbell. And you don’t have to<br />

<br />

<br />

and put them in your queue. See where<br />

mixing comedy and horror all started.<br />

It’s a tale as old as time (with absolutely<br />

<br />

<br />

Five college students break into an<br />

abandoned cabin deep in the woods,<br />

looking for cheap fun and easy romance.<br />

Instead, they awaken an ancient,<br />

slumbering evil. One by one they are<br />

possessed by demons and die in horrible<br />

ways and return to life as zombies …<br />

and occasionally burst into song.<br />

<br />

a young, handsome Housewares<br />

<br />

demons respond not only to chainsaws<br />

and shotguns, but also zippy one-<br />

liners and abs of steel. And just when<br />

Ash thinks he cannot do it all alone, a<br />

beautiful archeologist (the kind that only<br />

exist in horror movies) arrives with the<br />

information needed to send the demons<br />

back to Hell. But in order to translate the<br />

<br />

zombies’ powers to make nauseating<br />

bad puns, turn the trees into perverted<br />

date-rapists, bring road-kill back to unlife<br />

and, of course … wait for it … perform<br />

the Demon Dance of Death.<br />

I have almost hurt myself laughing<br />

during rehearsals, because the cast<br />

we’ve assembled for the Arizona<br />

Premiere of Evil Dead is so funny you<br />

could laugh yourself to death! ‘Talented’<br />

and ‘sexy’ doesn’t even begin to cover<br />

the virtues of this powerhouse ensemble.<br />

They sing their rotting faces off, chew<br />

on your funny bone and dance ‘til they<br />

drop! Evil Dead: The Musical is such<br />

a good time you’ll want to come back<br />

again and again just to sit in the “Splatter<br />

<br />

covered in blood and gore! Wear white!<br />

You don’t have to thank me.<br />

June 2010 WWW.ION<strong>AZ</strong>.COM 35<br />

34 WWW.ION<strong>AZ</strong>.COM June 2010 June 2010 WWW.ION<strong>AZ</strong>.COM 35

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