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OUTRAGEOUS!
White House Kitchen Quits!
Chef Orders Take Out for Calderon
OUTRAGEOUS!
OUTRAGEOUS!
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL
Black Bean Tamalon with Grilled Green
Beans.
WASHINGTON, D.C. – White House
insiders report that Pres. Obama’s State
Dinner for Mexico’s President Felipe
OUTRAGEOUS!
largely undocumented Mexican kitchen
staff suddenly quit to protest Arizona’s
SB 1070 and McCain’s continuing push
to “build that dang fence” across the two
nation’s shared border.
“It was shocking,” said one White House
waiter. “Chef Rick Bayless had a delicious
menu. The staff suddenly scattered, afraid
of American INS and deportation when
security for Pres. Calderon arrived.”
“Not true,” said an anonymous cook. “With
no help, we had to go to seventeen area
Taco Bells and ordered everything they
had on the menu. Gorditacos, Tostiladas,
Burritamales, Salsadillas, Tachos,
Chimirritos. Authentic Mexican recipes
Americans know that Mexicans love. Who
do they think is going to prepare the food
and wash the dishes? Some Senator’s
blonde-haired son who wants $45 an hour?
I don’t think so.”
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO TO THE THE TRUTH IS IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL
Calderon and First Lady Margarita Zavala
tables, launder the tablecloths and mow the
White House lawn after dinner.
The White House Press Association
reported that the menu was prepared with
OUTRAGEOUS!
Wagyu Beef in Oaxacan Black Mole and
After all, they do have their papers.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL
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