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Aries Mar. 21 - Apr. 20<br />
Mama told you there’d be days like this. And<br />
sometimes there’s an entire month. But keep<br />
a stiff upper lip. Mid-month things will turn a<br />
<br />
Then go shopping.<br />
Taurus Apr. 21 - May 20<br />
The thermometer is rising ... and so is your<br />
PAQ. Public Attention Quotient. Everybody<br />
wants to be in your orbit this month. And a<br />
lot of people want to touch you. The planets<br />
agree: you got it goin’ on.<br />
Gemini May 21 - June 21<br />
Pull all the stops out! You’re a schizo,<br />
Gemini! Let both of your twin personalities<br />
go to work and you’ll have one Pisces, three<br />
Aquarians and at least four Leos vying for at<br />
least one Twin’s attention.<br />
Cancer June 22 - July 22<br />
You know the old expression, “It’s time to<br />
pay the piper”? It’s time to settle a debt that<br />
you welshed on with an friend. It may be<br />
monetary, or it may be spiritual. Do the right<br />
thing. You won’t be so “crabby” if you do it by<br />
the 20th. And smile!<br />
Leo July 23 - Aug. 22<br />
It’s time to show everybody that you are King<br />
– or Queen – of the Forest, Lion. With a royal<br />
growl and your Type A personality you’ll be<br />
the leader of the pack. Or the pride, as the<br />
case may be. Grrr! Go get ‘em!<br />
Virgo Aug. 23 - Sep. 22<br />
Tan? Check. Cute strappy sandals? Check.<br />
Swimsuit? Check. Haircut? Check. Sex<br />
appeal? Double-check! Summer will be good<br />
to you, Virgo! Just make sure you’ve got<br />
fresh breath, too, or else those condoms and<br />
lube will be no good at all.<br />
Libra Sep. 23 - Oct. 22<br />
Sometimes you just have to say, “Screw it”<br />
and eat ten candy bars in a row. The stars<br />
won’t blame you. This month. But don’t<br />
make a habit of it. But if you share a couple<br />
<br />
something in common. Besides candy bars.<br />
Scorpio Oct. 23 - Nov.23<br />
The stars are in alignment. The planets say,<br />
“All systems go!” Just be sure you have your<br />
seatbelts on and look out for cops. It’s always<br />
better to err on the side of caution. Now you<br />
can hit the gas, baby.<br />
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 23<br />
You’re the apple of somebody’s eye out there.<br />
If you’re a little tart, they may go looking for<br />
a Red Delicious. Act a little fruity. People<br />
expect it from you. Especially Geminis. They<br />
eat that shit up.<br />
Capricorn Dec. 23 - Jan. 20<br />
Think about starting a new hobby.<br />
Remember: stalking is not a hobby. Subtlety<br />
has never been one of your strong suits.<br />
<br />
pretty eyes, after all.<br />
Aquarius Jan. 21 - Feb. 19<br />
Too many cooks spoil the broth. So you might<br />
want to get rid of one or two or you’ll have a<br />
“Kitchen Nightmare.” In your bedroom. Let<br />
the sous chef know he’s tops. Or bottoms. It<br />
doesn’t really matter with you.<br />
Pisces Feb. 20 - Mar. 20<br />
Picky, picky, picky. This month you need to<br />
open your horizons. And lengthen your vistas<br />
while you’re at it. If you rise up high enough,<br />
you’ll be able to see the curve of the earth,<br />
even! Or at least Russia from your backyard.<br />
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