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JUNE 2010 Vol. 4, Issue 3
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OUTRAGEOUS!
ANY Unfair RESEMBLANCE and TO unbalanced. THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY We decide. ACCIDENTAL
Mani-Pedicabs? Relax.
It’s Palmolive.
OUTRAGEOUS!
SCOTTSDALE –
“The Dirty” set of
Scottsdale, Trust
Fund Babies and
other 30 Thousand
Dollar Millionaire’s
of The West’s Most
Western Town
eagerly greeted
an upgrade to the
popular Pedicabs.
These trendy
rickshaws ferry
drunken Scottsdale
d-bags and bleached
hair and teeth bimbos
from one hoity-toity
watering hole to
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another every night.
But serious binge
drinkers need to look
ANY good RESEMBLANCE from head to TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY his ACCIDENTAL
pedicure. “I’m
toe. That’s where Li-Li’s Hoof ‘n’ Hair &
Nail Detail comes in. They’ve partnered with
Pronto Pedicabs for a novel concept: the
Scottsdale Mani-Pedicabs. Dames and dudes
can get their nails done while they’re on the
go from one lush bar’s imported beer bust to
another’s 1 cent u-call-it special.
OUTRAGEOUS!
Caitlyn and Britney from DC Ranch agreed.
“Ohmigod! Like, we both totally got French
Manipedicab manipedis
on our way
from Frank and
Lupe’s to Suede
last Saturday! I
would’ve got a
salt scrub, too,
except we had
to stop while I
held Britney’s
extensions back
when she puked.
I told her not to
eat that quesadilla
after doing 18 shots
of Patron at Dos
Gringos.”
ManiPedicabs are
a big hit with the
men, too. Blade
Shipp, 28, enjoyed
Metrosexual,” he said. “Okay, so I shave
my toe knuckles and wax my eyebrows.
And just because I give bj’s once in a
while doesn’t make me Gay. I always get a
Manipedicab pedi before I go to BS West on
Wednesdays. I only do clear polish, FYI.”
Prices start at $30 for manicures, $50 for
pedicures. Tips are appreciated. No credit
cards, please.
ANY RESEMBLANCE TO THE TRUTH IS TRAGICALLY ACCIDENTAL