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OUTRAGEOUS!
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”
Repeal Close. Pentagon
Plans Circuit Party.
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WASHINGTON,
D.C. – President
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Obama’s promise
to repeal the
military’s hated
“Don’t Ask,
Don’t Tell” policy
concerning Gays
in the armed
services instituted
by Pres. Bill
Clinton in 1993 is
coming to fruition.
The House of
Representatives
recently voted 229-196 and the Senate
Armed Services Committee voted 16-12 in
favor to repeal the law prohibiting Gays who
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serve in the military and openly acknowledge
their sexual orientation and are still willing
to die for their country.
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to arrive at
working in the Pentagon are planning a huge
circuit party called “We’re Telling, Girl!”
which will be organized by veteran party
mogul and event planner Jeffrey Sanker.
“It’s going to be incredible,” Sanker said.
“with an estimated 66,000 Gays, Lesbians
and Bisexuals serving in the U.S. military,
and 13,000 currently on active duty plus
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53,000 in the National Guard and Reserves,
this party is going
to be off the hook,
Mary. The men
have all the hot,
sexy uniforms and
muscles, while the
Lesbians – well
– they certainly
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have comfortable
shoes.”
Events are
expected to
include a Friday
Night “Dog Tag
Team” party, and Saturday night party
themed “Barrack Backing” where The
Village People will open for the legendary
chanteuse Lady Gaga. Sunday morning
the Navy will prepare a lovely brunch, and
that afternoon Kylie Minogue will sing at a
Tea Dance, slated to take place on deck of
Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. More than 100,000
on order.
One Gay Marine exclaimed, “Girlfriend,
once we come out of the footlocker – look
out! We’re going into Afghanistan and Iraq
and we’re gonna have a bitch-slap Jihad
doing it, too, bitches.”
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