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Sometimes in Life
Starring: Sara Stepnicka, Eric Morrison,
Jon E. Livernois
When what you’ve been doing is no
longer working, where do you go from
here? Such is the question
of Sometimes in Life, an
two very different people
– fashion designer,
photographer, Rob –
at an impasse in
their personal lives.
Jill (Stepnicka)
has begun to feel an
unwelcome cooling in
her romantic relationship and
Morrison) father
recently passed and the reality gives
self-destructive behaviors. As both run
from pillar to post in their confusion and
frustration, their paths serendipitously
cross and a new, surprising friendship is
formed – one that gives Jill the strength to
acknowledge what she’s known all along
and stand up for herself, and gives Rob
the moral support he needs to make some
very important changes in his life.
The Facts of Life Go
to Paris & Season2
Starring:
Welchel, Nancy McKeon, Mindy
This is my second attempt at writing
a review for this movie, because
“OMGWTFBBQ!?!” After ION’s
publisher told me he doesn’t pay me to
DVD Movie Review
write crap, I had to go back to the drawing
board. But seriously – OMGWTFBBQ!?!
When I was growing up in the 1980s, I
never once watched The Facts of Life.
I was too busy dressing like Punky
Brewster and hanging out my father’s
basement in Toledo trying to build
my own Small Wonder to give
a crap about the adventures
of Squinty, Blondie, Butch,
Brace-Face, and their
headmistress, Ginger Midget
(The correct character name
and actor is listed in the
order referenced by the writer:
Natalie/Cohn, Blaire/Welchel,
Jo/McKeon, Tootie/Fields, and
Mrs. Garrett/Rae. – Ed.) But now
that I’m all grown up and have learned
the hard way that you cannot make a robot
using a mannequin and two AA batteries,
spent.
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