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Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton

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HALE<br />

Oh, crap! At least you didn’t feel it, right? It’s just a little scratch, nothing<br />

some cosmetic wax can’t cure. Steph—did you find his obituary yet?<br />

STEPH<br />

What do you think?<br />

HALE<br />

(Noticing all the papers) You’re going to pick those up.<br />

HALE<br />

Pick it up.<br />

STEPH<br />

Oh, so you’re like my father now?<br />

HALE<br />

Want me to send you to your room?<br />

Steph lets the remaining papers fall. She tilts<br />

her head, watching them all flutter to the<br />

ground, then looks back at Hale. She raises her<br />

eyebrows.<br />

STEPH<br />

Are you going to ground me or lay me on the ground?<br />

HALE<br />

Pretty please, babe? (Snuffs out the cigarette in the ashtray) Mr. Piggy is a bit<br />

<strong>of</strong> neat freak.<br />

STEPH<br />

<strong>The</strong>n he can clean it.<br />

HALE<br />

Well, he’s a bit stiff.<br />

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