Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
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HALE<br />
Oh, crap! At least you didn’t feel it, right? It’s just a little scratch, nothing<br />
some cosmetic wax can’t cure. Steph—did you find his obituary yet?<br />
STEPH<br />
What do you think?<br />
HALE<br />
(Noticing all the papers) You’re going to pick those up.<br />
HALE<br />
Pick it up.<br />
STEPH<br />
Oh, so you’re like my father now?<br />
HALE<br />
Want me to send you to your room?<br />
Steph lets the remaining papers fall. She tilts<br />
her head, watching them all flutter to the<br />
ground, then looks back at Hale. She raises her<br />
eyebrows.<br />
STEPH<br />
Are you going to ground me or lay me on the ground?<br />
HALE<br />
Pretty please, babe? (Snuffs out the cigarette in the ashtray) Mr. Piggy is a bit<br />
<strong>of</strong> neat freak.<br />
STEPH<br />
<strong>The</strong>n he can clean it.<br />
HALE<br />
Well, he’s a bit stiff.<br />
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