Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
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STEPH<br />
Funny. What happened to his face?<br />
HALE<br />
Some crazed barber pulled out a razor and mugged him. A tragedy really.<br />
May he rest in peace.<br />
STEPH<br />
Or in pieces, if you keep cutting him.<br />
HALE<br />
Piggs wanted a shave.<br />
STEPH<br />
(Takes the razor) And you?<br />
HALE<br />
No, I don’t need a shave (takes it back). I need the obituary.<br />
STEPH<br />
You’re dead if the viewing’s tomorrow.<br />
HALE<br />
But if I die, who’ll embalm me?<br />
STEPH<br />
I’d much rather scorch that grin <strong>of</strong>f and stuff you into a pretty vase.<br />
Hale chuckles and leans in to kiss her. She<br />
lets him, wrapping her arms around his neck,<br />
enjoying it for a brief moment before suddenly<br />
pulling back—feeling someone’s presence. She<br />
looks down at Mr. Piggy’s barren skin and his<br />
receding hair.<br />
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