Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
Fall 2011 - The University of Scranton
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Untitled II<br />
Marie Barry & Alexander Daly<br />
Dodger, the Artful Robot, leaned his metal forehead against the<br />
cold plate glass <strong>of</strong> the West building apartment window and looked out at<br />
Monroe Street. His processors whirred, accessing the Monroe Doctrine<br />
from his memory banks. <strong>The</strong> Monroe Doctrine, which kept European<br />
robots from entering the United States. It kept him from saving his brother<br />
robot, whose broken circuitry was interred under the asphalt <strong>of</strong> Monroe.<br />
<strong>The</strong> Artful Robot took a last drag on his cigarette before stubbing it out on<br />
the window. It was time to meet the others. He swung his trenchcoat over<br />
his shoulders and stepped out <strong>of</strong> the apartment, heading to the library.<br />
* * *<br />
Sitting in the desolate Pro Deo Room, Dodger, the Artful Robot,<br />
addressed the crew <strong>of</strong> rejects who had answered his call to arms. Hipster A<br />
cleaned her glasses on her scarf, then paused the Phoenix song playing on<br />
her Zune. Sweet Elk chomped on some grass he had brought from outside<br />
to satiate the hunger with which his author had imbued him. But it hardly<br />
compared to the taste <strong>of</strong> human brains. Jack leaned back on the couch, his<br />
feet up on the c<strong>of</strong>fee table. His author had written Jack as a blank canvas: a<br />
pitiful attempt at a self-insert character for a woefully bad fanfic.<br />
Dodger, the Artful Robot, cleared his throat with a crunching<br />
<strong>of</strong> differential gears. “I had hoped more <strong>of</strong> you would have shown up. I<br />
thought more characters were rejected from that magazine.”<br />
Hipster A flipped through the <strong>2011</strong> copy <strong>of</strong> Esprit and peered at<br />
the Artful Robot over her glasses. “<strong>The</strong>re’s hardly any characters like us in<br />
here. All first person narratives and poems.”<br />
“Don’t forget the pictures,” Jack said. “I much rather would have<br />
been a drawing instead <strong>of</strong> a fanfic.” <strong>The</strong> others turned to peer at Jack, but<br />
they could hardly see him due to his vague characterization. “I am Jack’s<br />
literary references,” he said to them.<br />
“I wrote a piece on that movie before it became a cult classic,”<br />
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