Nick Hornby - High Fidelity

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High Fidelity http://www.fictionbook.ru/author/hornby_nick/high_fidelity/hornby_high_fidelity.html Page 106 of 112 6/20/2006 it’s no good pretending otherwise. Thirty-Three I meet Caroline when she comes to interview me for her newspaper, and I fall for her straightaway, no messing, while she’s at the bar in the pub waiting to buy me a drink. It’s a hot day—the first of the year—we go and sit at a trestle table outside and watch the traffic—and she’s pink cheeked and wearing a sleeveless, shapeless summer dress with clumpy boots, and for some reason the outfit looks really good on her. But I think I would have gone for anyone today. The weather makes me feel as though I’ve lost all the dead nerve-ends that were stopping me from feeling and, anyway, how can you fail to fall in love with someone who wants to interview you for a newspaper She writes for the Tufnell Parker, one of those free magazines full of advertisements that people shove through your door and you shove into the rubbish bin. Actually, she’s a student,—she’s doing a journalism course, and she’s on work experience. And, actually, she says her editor isn’t sure whether he’ll want the piece, because he’s never heard of the shop or the club, and Holloway is right on the borderline of his parish, or constituency, or catchment area, or whatever it is. But Caroline used to come to the club in the old days, and loved it, and wanted to give us a plug. “I shouldn’t have let you in,” I say. “You must only have been about sixteen.” “Dear me,” she says, and I can’t see why until I think about what I’ve just said. I didn’t mean it as a pathetic chat-up line, or indeed any sort of a chat-up line; I just meant that if she’s a student now, she must have been at school then, even though she looks as though she’s in her late twenties or early thirties. When I find out that she’s a mature student and she worked as a secretary for some left-wing publishing company, I try to correct the impression I must have given without whiting it out altogether, if you see what I mean, and I make a bit of a hash of it. “When I said that thing about not letting you in, I didn’t mean you look young. You don’t.” Jesus. “You don’t look old, either. You just look as old as you are.” Fucking hell. What if she’s forty-five “Well, you do. A bit younger, maybe, but not a lot. Not too much. Just right. I’d forgotten about mature students, you see.” I’d rather be a smoothy slimeball than a blundering, semi-coherent, gushing twit any day of the week. Within minutes, however, I’m looking back fondly on those gushing twit days; they seem infinitely preferable to my next incarnation, Sleaze Man. “You must have an enormous record collection,” Caroline says. “Yeah,” I say. “Do you want to come round and see it” I meant it! I meant it! I thought maybe they’d want a picture of me standing by it or something! But when Caroline looks at me over the top of her sunglasses, I rewind and listen to what I said, and let out an audible groan of despair. At least that makes her laugh. “I’m not usually like this, honest.” “Don’t worry. I don’t think he’ll let me do one of those Guardian-typeprofiles, anyway.” “That wasn’t why I was worried.” “It’s OK, really.” It’s all forgotten, though, with her next question. All my life I have been waiting for this moment, and when it comes I can hardly believe it: I feel unprepared, caught short. “What are your five favorite records of all time” she says. “Pardon” “What are your all-time top five records Your desert island discs, minus—how many Three” “Minus three what” “It’s eight on Desert Island Discs, isn’t it So eight minus five is three, right” “Yeah. Plus three, though. Not minus three.” “No, I just said … anyway. Your all-time top five records.” “What, in the club, or at home”
High Fidelity http://www.fictionbook.ru/author/hornby_nick/high_fidelity/hornby_high_fidelity.html Page 107 of 112 6/20/2006 “Is there a difference” “OF COURSE … ” Too shrill. I pretend I’ve got something in my throat, clear it, and start again. “Well, yeah, a bit. There’s my top five dance records of all time, and then there’s my top five records of all time. See, one of my favorite-ever records is ‘Sin City’ by the Flying Burrito Brothers, but I wouldn’t play that at the club. It’s a country-rock ballad. Everyone would go home.” “Never mind. Any five. So four more.” “What d’you mean, four more” “Well, if one of them is this ‘Sin City’ thing, that leaves four more.” “NO!” This time I make no attempt to disguise the panic. “I didn’t say it was in my top five! I just said it was one of my favorites! It might turn out to be number six or seven!” I’m making a bit of a fool of myself, but I can’t help it: this is too important, and I’ve waited for it too long. But where have they gone, all these records I’ve had in my head for years, just in case Roy Plomley or Michael Parkinson or Sue Lawley or whoever used to do My Top Twelve on Radio One contacted me and asked me in as a late and admittedly unknown replacement for someone famous For some reason I can think of hardly any record at all apart from ‘Respect,’ and that’s definitely not my favorite Aretha song. “Can I go home and work it out and let you know In a week or so” “Look, if you can’t think of anything, it doesn’t matter. I’ll do one. My five favorites from the old Groucho Club or something.” She’ll do one! She’ll rob me of my one and only chance to make a list for publication in a magazine! I don’t think so! “Oh, I’m sure I can manage something.” ‘A Horse with No Name.’ ‘Beep Beep.’ ‘Ma Baker.’ ‘My Boomerang Won’t Come Back.’ My head is suddenly flooded with the titles of terrible records, and I’m almost hyperventilating. “OK, put ‘Sin City’ down.” There must be one other good record in the entire history of pop. “ ‘Baby Let’s Play House’!” “Who’s that by” “Elvis Presley.” “Oh. Of course.” “And … ” Aretha. Think Aretha. “ ‘Think’ by Aretha. Franklin.” Boring, but it’ll do. Three down. Two left. Come on, Rob. “ ‘Louie, Louie’ by the Kingsmen. ‘Little Red Corvette’ by Prince.” “Fine. That’s great.” “Is that it” “Well, I wouldn’t mind a quick chat, if you’ve got time.” “Sure. But is that it for the list” “That’s five. Do you want to change anything” “Did I say ‘Stir It Up’ Bob Marley” “No.” “I’d better have that in.” “What do you want to leave out” “Prince.” “No problem.” “And I’ll have ‘Angel’ instead of ‘Think.’ ” “Right.” She looks at her watch. “I’d better ask you a couple of questions before I get back. Why did you want to start it up again” “It was a friend’s idea really.” A friend. Pathetic. “She organized it without telling me, as a sort of birthday present. I’d better have a James Brown in there, too, I think. ‘Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag.’ Instead of the Elvis.” I watch her carefully while she does the necessary crossing out and writing in.
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