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<strong>High</strong> <strong>Fidelity</strong><br />
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Page 76 of 112<br />
6/20/2006<br />
“Watch it another time, then.”<br />
“Oh, yeah. I’ve got so much money I can give two pounds to the bloke in the video shop every night.”<br />
“I’m not asking you to do it every night. I’m … Look, I’ll give you the two quid, all right”<br />
“I dunno. Are you sure”<br />
I’m sure, and there we have it. Dan Maskell and Steve Butler. They don’t know each other, they won’t<br />
like each other, and they have nothing in common apart from a slight overlap in their record collections<br />
(Dan’s not very interested in black music, Steve’s not very interested in white music, they both have a<br />
few jazz albums). And Dan’s expecting to see Marie, but Marie’s not expecting to see Dan, nor does she<br />
even know of his existence. Should be a cracking night out.<br />
Marie’s got a phone now, and Barry has her number, and she’s happy that I called, and more than<br />
happy to come out for a drink, and if she knew it was my birthday she’d probably explode with joy, but<br />
for some reason I decide not to tell her. I don’t have to sell the evening to her, which is just as well,<br />
because I don’t think I’d be able to give it away. She’s got to do something else first, however, so<br />
there’s an agonizing hour or so alone with Steve and Dan. I talk to Dan about rock music, while Steve<br />
stares at somebody getting lucky on the fruit machine, and I talk to Steve about soul music, while Dan<br />
does that trick with a beer mat which only the truly irritating person knows. And then we all talk about<br />
jazz, and then there’s some pretty desultory what-do-you-do kind of stuff, and then we run out of petrol<br />
altogether, and we all watch the guy who’s getting lucky on the fruit machine.<br />
Marie and T-Bone and a very blond, very glamorous, and very young woman, also American, finally<br />
turn up around quarter to ten, so there’s only forty-five minutes of drinking time left. I ask them what<br />
they want to drink, but Marie doesn’t know, and comes up to the bar with me to have a look at what<br />
they’ve got.<br />
“I see what you mean about T-Bone’s sex life,” I say as we’re waiting.<br />
She raises her eyes to the ceiling. “Isn’t she something else And you know what That’s the ugliest<br />
woman he’s ever dated.”<br />
“I’m glad you could come.”<br />
“The pleasure is ours. Who are those guys”<br />
“Dan and Steve. I’ve known them for years. They’re a bit dull, I’m afraid, but I have to see them<br />
sometimes.”<br />
“Duck noires, right”<br />
“Sorry”<br />
“I call ’em duck noires. Sort of a mixture of lame duck and bête noire. People you don’t want to see<br />
but kinda feel you should.”<br />
Duck noires. Bang on. And I had to fucking beg mine, pay mine, to come out for a drink on my<br />
birthday.<br />
I never think these things through, ever. “Happy birthday, Rob,” says Steve when I put his drink down<br />
in front of him. Marie attempts to give me a look, of surprise, I would guess, but also of deepest<br />
sympathy and bottomless understanding, but I won’t return it.<br />
It’s a pretty bad evening. When I was a kid, my granny used to spend Boxing Day afternoon with a<br />
friend’s granny; my mum and dad would drink with Adrian’s mum and dad, and I’d play with Adrian,<br />
and the two old codgers would sit in front of the TV exchanging pleasantries. The catch was that they<br />
were both deaf, but it didn’t really matter: they were happy enough with their version of a conversation,<br />
which had the same gaps and nods and smiles as everyone else’s conversation, but none of the<br />
connections. I haven’t thought about that for years, but I remember it tonight.<br />
Steve annoys me throughout: he has this trick of waiting until the conversation is in full flow, and then<br />
muttering something in my ear when I’m attempting either to talk or to listen to somebody else. So I can<br />
either ignore him and appear rude, or answer him, involve everyone else in what I’m saying, and change<br />
their direction entirely. And once he’s got everyone talking about soul, or Star Trek (he goes to<br />
conventions and things), or great bitters of the north of England (he goes to conventions and things),<br />
subjects nobody else knows anything about, we go through the whole process all over again. Dan yawns