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<strong>High</strong> <strong>Fidelity</strong><br />
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6/20/2006<br />
lose interest and, as she had no interest in the first place, that would put me into a minus interest<br />
situation. I’d be in the red, interest-wise.<br />
Barry and Dick are asking T-Bone about Guy Clark; Marie’s listening, but then she turns to me and<br />
asks me, conspiratorially, if everything went all right. Bastard Barry big-mouth.<br />
I shrug.<br />
“She just wanted to pick some stuff up. No big deal.”<br />
“God, I hate that time. That picking-up-stuff time. I just went through that before I came here. You<br />
know that song called ‘Patsy Cline Times Two’ I play That’s about me and my ex dividing up our<br />
record collections.”<br />
“It’s a great song.”<br />
“Thank you.”<br />
“And you wrote it just before you came here”<br />
“I wrote it on the way here. The words, anyway. I’d had the tune for a while, but I didn’t know what to<br />
do with it until I thought of the title.”<br />
It begins to dawn on me that T-Bone, if I may Cuisinart my foodstuffs, is a red herring.<br />
“Is that why you came to London in the first place Because of, you know, dividing up your record<br />
collection and stuff”<br />
“Yup.” She shrugs, then thinks, and then laughs, because the affirmative has told the entire story, and<br />
there’s nothing else to say, but she tries anyway.<br />
“Yup. He broke my heart, and suddenly I didn’t want to be in Austin anymore, so I called T-Bone, and<br />
he fixed up a couple of gigs and an apartment for me, and here I am.”<br />
“You share a place with T-Bone”<br />
She laughs again, a big snorty laugh, right into her beer. “No way! T-Bone wouldn’t want to share a<br />
place with me. I’d cramp his style. And I wouldn’t want to listen to all that stuff happening on the other<br />
side of the bedroom wall. I’m way too unattached for that.”<br />
She’s single. I’m single. I’m a single man talking to an attractive single woman who may or may not<br />
have just confessed to feelings of sexual frustration. Oh my God.<br />
A while back, when Dick and Barry and I agreed that what really matters is what you like, not what<br />
you are like, Barry proposed the idea of a questionnaire for prospective partners, a two- or three-page<br />
multiple-choice document that covered all the music/film/TV/book bases. It was intended a) to dispense<br />
with awkward conversation, and b) to prevent a chap from leaping into bed with someone who might, at<br />
a later date, turn out to have every Julio Iglesias record ever made. It amused us at the time, although<br />
Barry, being Barry, went one stage further: he compiled the questionnaire and presented it to some poor<br />
woman he was interested in, and she hit him with it. But there was an important and essential truth<br />
contained in the idea, and the truth was that these things matter, and it’s no good pretending that any<br />
relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently, or if your favorite films wouldn’t<br />
even speak to each other if they met at a party.<br />
If I’d given Marie a questionnaire, she wouldn’t have hit me with it. She would have understood the<br />
validity of the exercise. We have one of those conversations where everything clicks, meshes,<br />
corresponds, locks, where even our pauses, even our punctuation marks, seem to be nodding in<br />
agreement. Nanci Griffith and Kurt Vonnegut, the Cowboy Junkies and hip-hop, My Life as a Dog and<br />
A Fish Called Wanda, Pee-Wee Herman and Wayne’s World, sports and Mexican food (yes, yes, yes,<br />
no, yes, no, no, yes, no, yes) … You remember that kid’s game, Mousetrap That ludicrous machine you<br />
had to build, where silver balls went down chutes, and little men went up ladders, and one thing knocked<br />
into another to set off something else, until in the end the cage fell onto the mouse and trapped it The<br />
evening goes with that sort of breathtaking joke precision, where you can kind of see what’s supposed to<br />
happen but you can’t believe it’s ever going to get there, even though afterwards it seems obvious.<br />
When I begin to get the feeling that we’re having a good time, I give her chances to get away: when<br />
there’s a silence I start to listen to T-Bone telling Barry what Guy Clark is really like in real life as a<br />
human being, but Marie sets us back down a private road each time. And when we move from the pub to<br />
the curry house, I slow down to the back of the group, so that she can leave me behind if she wants, but