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<strong>High</strong> <strong>Fidelity</strong><br />
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Page 68 of 112<br />
6/20/2006<br />
Broadcast News; the Meg Ryan of Sleepless in Seattle; a woman doctor I saw on the telly once, who<br />
had lots of long frizzy hair and carved up a Tory MP in a debate about embryos, although I don’t know<br />
her name and I’ve never been able to find a pinup of her; Katharine Hepburn in The Philadelphia Story;<br />
Valerie Harper in the TV series Roda. These are women who talk back, women with a mind of their<br />
own, women with snap and crackle and pop … but they are also women who seem to need the love of a<br />
good man. I could rescue them. I could redeem them. They could make me laugh, and I could make<br />
them laugh, maybe, on a good day, and we could stay in and watch one of their films or TV programs or<br />
embryo debates on video and adopt disadvantaged children together and the whole family could play<br />
soccer in Central Park.)<br />
When I walk into the sitting room, I can see immediately that I’m doomed to die a long, slow,<br />
suffocating death. There’s a man wearing a sort of brick red jacket and another man in a carefully<br />
rumpled linen suit and Charlie in her cocktail dress and another woman wearing fluorescent leggings<br />
and a dazzling white silk blouse and another woman wearing those trousers that look like a dress but<br />
which aren’t. Isn’t. Whatever. And the moment I see them I want to cry, not only through terror, but<br />
through sheer envy: Why isn’t my life like this<br />
Both of the women who are not Charlie are beautiful, not pretty, not attractive, not appealing,<br />
beautiful—and to my panicking, blinking, twitching eye virtually indistinguishable: miles of dark hair,<br />
thousands of huge earrings, yards of red lips, hundreds of white teeth. The one wearing the white silk<br />
blouse shuffles along Charlie’s enormous sofa, which is made of glass, or lead, or gold—some<br />
intimidating, un-sofa like material, anyway—and smiles at me; Charlie interrupts the others (‘Guys,<br />
guys … ’) and introduces me to the rest of the party. Clara’s on the sofa with me, as it were, ha ha,<br />
<strong>Nick</strong>’s in the brick red jacket, Barney’s in the linen suit, Emma’s in the trousers that look like a dress. If<br />
these people were ever up my street, I’d have to barricade myself inside the flat.<br />
“We were just talking about what we’d call a dog if we had one,” says Charlie. “Emma’s got a<br />
Labrador called Dizzy, after Dizzy Gillespie.”<br />
“Oh, right,” I say. “I’m not very keen on dogs.”<br />
None of them says anything for a while; there’s not much they can say, really, about my lack of<br />
enthusiasm for dogs.<br />
“Is that size of flat, or childhood fear, or the smell, or … ” asks Clara, very sweetly.<br />
“I dunno. I’m just … ” I shrug hopelessly, “you know, not very keen.”<br />
They smile politely.<br />
As it turns out, this is my major contribution to the evening’s conversation, and later on I find myself<br />
recalling the line wistfully as belonging to a Golden Age of Wit. I’d even use it again if I could, but the<br />
rest of the topics for discussion don’t give me the chance—I haven’t seen the films or the plays they’ve<br />
seen, and I haven’t been to the places they’ve visited. I find out that Clara works in publishing, and<br />
<strong>Nick</strong>’s in PR; I find out too that Emma lives in Clapham. Anna finds out that I live in Crouch End, and<br />
Clara finds out that I own a record shop. Emma has read Wild Swans; Charlie hasn’t, but would very<br />
much like to, and may even borrow Emma’s copy. Barney has been skiing recently. I could probably<br />
remember a couple of other things if I had to. For most of the evening, however, I sit there like a<br />
pudding, feeling like a child who’s been allowed to stay up late for a special treat. We eat stuff I don’t<br />
know about, and either <strong>Nick</strong> or Barney comments on each bottle of wine we drink apart from the one I<br />
brought.<br />
The difference between these people and me is that they finished college and I didn’t (they didn’t split<br />
up with Charlie and I did); as a consequence, they have smart jobs and I have a scruffy job, they are rich<br />
and I am poor, they are self-confident and I am incontinent, they do not smoke and I do, they have<br />
opinions and I have lists. Could I tell them anything about which journey is the worst for jet lag No.<br />
Could they tell me the original lineup of the Wailers No.<br />
They probably couldn’t even tell me the lead singer’s name.<br />
But they’re not bad people. I’m not a class warrior, and anyway, they’re not particularly posh—they<br />
probably have mothers and fathers just outside Watford or its equivalent, too. Do I want some of what