Best Quotes

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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the
town gossip.
Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.
There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.
When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with
smarter people.
Common sense ain't common.
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse
than the other.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back
pocket.
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time
Congress meets.
Abhi Sharma