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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see<br />
with the naked eye unless you have been drinking. ― Dave Barry<br />
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and<br />
for the same reason. ― José Maria de Eça de Queiroz<br />
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ― Oscar Wilde<br />
When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have<br />
the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much<br />
he had learned in seven years. ― Mark Twain<br />
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Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re<br />
wrong. ― Unknown<br />
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. ― Emo Philips<br />
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist. ― Gena Showalter<br />
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. ― Groucho Marx<br />
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.<br />
― Rodney Dangerfield<br />
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. ― Spike Milligan<br />
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.<br />
― Rodney Dangerfield<br />
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.<br />
― Lucille Ball<br />
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. ― Steven Wright<br />
Abhi Sharma
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