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She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could
cause cardiac arrest in a yak.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it.
Someone once asked me if my dream was to live on in the hearts of my people, and I
said I would like to live on in my apartment.
This year I'm a star, but what will I be next year A black hole
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good
hand.
I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
To you I’m an atheist; to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition.
Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will
not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
Human beings are divided into mind and body. The mind embraces all the nobler
aspirations, like poetry and philosophy, but the body has all the fun.
Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing; among 5 it's fantastic.
When I was in school, I cheated on my metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of
the boy sitting next to me.
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
Abhi Sharma