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Don't be so humble - you are not that great. ― Golda Meir<br />
I do not know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words<br />
together. ― Charles Dickens<br />
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and<br />
my wife. ― Rodney Dangerfield<br />
A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, "At my<br />
age, I don't even buy green bananas." ― Claude Pepper<br />
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on<br />
a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. ― Albert Einstein<br />
A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours. ― Milton Berle<br />
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.<br />
A successful woman is one who can find such a man. ― Lana Turner<br />
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninetyseven<br />
now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ― Ellen DeGeneres<br />
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.<br />
― Joey Adams<br />
Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.<br />
― Robert Benchley<br />
I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each other’s hands, and how thick<br />
their sanitation gloves are. ― Jarod Kintz<br />
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow<br />
for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!! ― Bill Watterson<br />
Abhi Sharma
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