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No party is as bad as its leaders.
Everybody is ignorant only on different subjects.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians
as a joke.
With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law
it's a joke.
I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight
years ago.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
The only way to beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're
old.
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
Things will get better - despite our efforts to improve them.
I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father."
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
I never met a man that I didn't like.
Abhi Sharma