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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
Is sex dirty Only when it's being done right.
Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.
Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves
Russia.
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough to
find your way around Chinatown.
I’m very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me
this watch.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
My brain That's my second favorite organ.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love.
The only thing standing between me and greatness is me.
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an
insurance salesman
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