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'Second Street' is the most common street name in the U.S.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
1/3 of Taiwanese funeral processions include a stripper.
15 percent of Americans secretly bite their toes.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
40% of all indigestion remedies sold in the world are bought by Americans.
A broken clock is always right twice a day.
The world’s oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old.
One man’s folly is another man’s wife.
Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three
months, whether she needed it or not.
A group of frogs is called an army.
Albert Einstien never wore any socks.
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I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names.
-- Demitri Martin
Abhi Sharma