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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the
dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
Marriage is a wonderful institution...but who wants to live in an institution
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
If you've heard this story before, don't stop me, because I'd like to hear it again.
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
All people are born alike... except Republicans and Democrats.
Practically everybody in New York has half a mind to write a book -and does.
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
If you're not having fun, you're doing something wrong.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly
and applying the wrong remedies.
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is
live long enough.
Abhi Sharma