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In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure.<br />

The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now.<br />

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.<br />

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,<br />

even poverty, you can survive it.<br />

Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in<br />

charge.<br />

Gray hair is Gods graffiti.<br />

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same reason that<br />

Napoleon had for invading Russia: it seemed like a good idea at the time.<br />

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre<br />

behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.<br />

A grandchild is God's reward for raising a child.<br />

In spite of the seven thousand books of expert advice, the right way to disciplne<br />

a child is still a mystery to most fathers and...mothers. Only your grandmother<br />

and Genghis Khan know how to do it.<br />

A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise.<br />

When you become senile, you won't know it.<br />

All Children Have Brain Damage!<br />

There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to<br />

God.<br />

Abhi Sharma

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