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the Police Force ra ises reve nue .Reg Webb - thi s man has beenaround too long to be a square. He andBob organised a t rial , for wh ich certainpa rt icipa nts have almost forg iven them.Reg believes wome n are a beauty to holdand a jaw fore ver .Roger Westw ood was see n during theyear dri ving anything from on M.G . toa Ma rk V I I Jaguar. I a m not sure wh ichcar is his (Stop Pre ss - No ne) . Certa inpe ople were sh oc ked by Roger 's mid- yearexa m show ing.Norm Wang mai ntained his amia bleex te rior even when rudely awaken ed bya horde of sa vages t h rowin g a matt ressa nd bed clothe s a round the room wh ilstin h igh spirits .Ken Terry - it is said that the punis the lowest form of wit, but it is ev identthat the person who sta ted th is hod nothe ard one of Ken 's TerrybuJ jokes.Gra ha m W itt y wasn' t c ctinq in theconcert, no r was he acting at the pa rtyafte rwords.W ell , if it isn 't John Sta nd ish. How!How' Sti ll think the re's beer in them'i'har bot t les , John. How! How!Russ e l Health st ill maintai ns thot hewas not ins t rume ntal in h is fam ily movingto Brisbane (a su burb of Sur fersParadise). Perha ps ou r co ld c lima te induces the wome n to wea r too manyclot hes?Ton y Press is th e handsom e, witty e ndintellige nt yo ung man who wro te thi s de­Iightf uJ copy.W ell , that just a bou t tokes core oftha t. Many a nd he artfelt thanks are dueto a mob of Bods known as the Sto ff whaguided us th rou gh th e ye ars, a nd os yo umight have guessed - the Butler don eit.• FORM 88 NOTESWe fin a l year electricians feel thateven in this year of crowded classroo msand ove r-ma nned lab oratories we ha vesti ll be en a b le to make our presence felt.Among not able events we cou ld mentionthe invention of the Brachyst roni cHuman Speed Control, the pu rchase ofon en gagement ring a nd on expedit ionto Mt. Buller, os wel l a s other d ra ma t icocc urrenc es .59W e a re proud of t he repres enta t ionwe have had in all phases of school a ct i­vities, but realise that to mention nameswould be to pay undue tribute to the few.We could sp eak af student administrators,sportsmen, showmen and photographers, but these receive their laurels inothe r than form not es and so we havesee n it fitting to record in poetic (? ?)form on e ond all of our members, asequal s.W e're proud of S.R.C. ch ief Jock,And no one see ms to co re,If Jack takes forty winks in clo ssOr wri tes to lad y fair.Bill's a country bumkin,And likes to swing the sti c ks,We hope he studies hard enoughTo dodge th e council picks.Blue 's our football captain,He played just half '(he gomes,He ha s some othe r interests,But we co n' r find out t he ir names.Bob 's our juni or teddy,He wea rs a half-grown co ot,W e hope he grows to co unte r hei ghtBefore he has to vote.Dave has Ou r sho rtest wav e lengt h,But bandwidth rather lorge ,His ca pacita nce for A rmy workSoo n earned him his d isc harge.Douq's our electronic brain;Takes classes in h is stri de ,H is love fo r mountain sceneryMade Doctar ta n his h ide.Geoff wa s born in England lBut we like hi m just the some ,He th inks t he English footballIs supe rior to ou r game.Graeme rides a scooter,But soon moy ha ve to se ll;A scoot er doesn 't ca rryBricks and martar very wel/.Julian looks like he 's the ne xtTo bu y a diamond rin g lBut don't think thi s/ll stop himFrom ha ving one lost fling .Janis almast a vete ra nAt entertaining girl s,Ma ny jealous cads have triedTo cut his st ring of pearls.Kenne th is our Goon fen,He's Eckles, Ned and M in,We ld use him for a lamp postIf he was n' t so darn thin.Kev wa s born a cocky,